40 things you'll never hear a Southern boy say...

DAN-MAN · 10-19-2002, 11:11 AM

40 things you'll never hear a Southern boy say.

I figured I'd post these for y'alls enertainment.

The Top 40 Things you will never hear a Southern Boy Say...

40. Oh I just couldn't, she's only sixteen.
39. I'll take Shakespeare for 1000, Alex.
38. Duct tape won't fix that.
37. Honey, I think we should sell the pickup and buy a family sedan.
36. Come to think of it, I'll have a Heineken.
35. We don't keep firearms in this house.
34. Has anybody seen the sideburns trimmer?
33. You can't feed that to the dog.
32. I thought Graceland was tacky.
31. No kids in the back of the pickup, it's just not safe.
30. Wrestling's fake.
29. Honey, did you mail that donation to Greenpeace?
28. We're vegetarians.
27. Do you think my gut is too big?
26. I'll have grapefruit and grapes instead of biscuits and gravy.
25. Honey, we don't need another dog.
24. Who gives a damn which side won the Civil War?
23. Give me the small bag of pork rinds.
22. Too many deer heads detract from the decor.
21. Spittin is such a nasty habit.
20. I just couldn't find a thing at Walmart today.
19. Trim the fat off that steak.
18. Cappuccino tastes better than espresso.
17. The tires on that truck are too big.
16. I'll have the arugula and radicchio salad.
15. I've got it all on the C: drive.
14. Unsweetened tea tastes better.
13. Would you like your fish poached or broiled?
12. My fiancee, Bobbie Jo, is registered at Tiffany's.
11. I've got two cases of Zima for the Super Bowl.
10. Little Debbie snack cakes have too many fat grams.
9. Checkmate.
8. She's too young to be wearing a bikini.
7. Does the salad bar have bean sprouts?
6. Hey, here's an episode of "Hee Haw" that we haven't seen.
5. I don't have a favorite college team.
4. Be sure to bring my salad dressing on the side.
3. You All.
2. Those shorts ought to be a little longer, Darling.
And, Number ONE is...........................
1. Nope, no more for me. I'm drivin tonight.

Daniel.

1969Mach1 · 10-19-2002, 11:27 AM

hahahaha lmao...... that is hillarious....

§am.

srv1 · 10-19-2002, 11:43 AM

you describe yourself very well Dan!

DAN-MAN · 10-19-2002, 07:11 PM

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originally posted by srv1
you describe yourself very well Dan!

Yeah, I did. Now it's off to see my cousin/girlfriend!!

Daniel.

Crazy Horse GT · 10-19-2002, 08:44 PM

rotfl none of those descibe me, you forgot skynyrd & nascar, well maybe the gun's lol. cya.

10-19-2002, 08:58 PM

lol, that some funny stuff

Crazy Horse GT · 10-19-2002, 09:08 PM

dan- man, you forgot # 41 hockey , did you last night's hockey game?

, go red wing's!!!!

The Fireman · 10-19-2002, 09:59 PM

42. I'd never drive a car like those guys on the Dukes of Hazzard.

43. Ain't is not a word.

I should know I'm a southern boy myself.

Ya'll.

DAN-MAN · 10-19-2002, 11:18 PM

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originally posted by crazy horse gt
dan- man, you forgot # 41 hockey , did you last night's hockey game? , go red wing's!!!!

Nope, can't say that I did. I'm not much of a hockey fan.

Quote:

originally posted by the fireman
42. I'd never drive a car like those guys on the Dukes of Hazzard.

43. Ain't is not a word.

I should know I'm a southern boy myself. Ya'll.

Yeah I know, ain't ain't a word. But it's one that I use more than any other.
And if it came down to it, I'd give up my stang for the general lee any day.

Daniel.

Crazy Horse GT · 10-19-2002, 11:24 PM

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Originally posted by DAN-MAN
Nope, can't say that I did. I'm not much of a hockey fan.

Yeah I know, ain't ain't a word. But it's one that I use more than any other.
And if it came down to it, I'd give up my stang for the general lee any day.

Daniel.

no way, a hemi cuda maybe, not a charger, lol.

, aint is a word, i aint tradeding my stang for a charger.

DAN-MAN · 10-19-2002, 11:29 PM

Yeah, but this is the GENERAL LEE. Not just any ordinary Charger. Well..., I wouldn't mind having that yellow '71 hemi cuda convertible that was in Nash Bridges.

Daniel.

MidNiteBlu 5.0 · 10-20-2002, 01:03 AM

I would give up my stang for a charger. even if it wasnt the general Lee hehe. I wanted one of those before a stang actually.

My Stang was actually third on my list when i was looking for cars

1. 69-70 Dodge Charger (None in my price range)
2. 67-68 Mustang fastback (none again)
3. 87-93 Mustang 5.0 (i think we know which one i found)

That being said I love my car

The Fireman · 10-21-2002, 07:25 PM

Trade my stang for a General Lee? HECK YEAH!!!!!!!!

Cuz then I could beat other cars, and jump um.

Rev · 10-21-2002, 07:53 PM

What you might hear a good old southern boy say, "Excuse me, I need to go brush my tooth."

Rev

Topless In Texas · 10-21-2002, 09:03 PM

LOL! those are too funny! I like that one too REV....hehehe....
and it amazing how accurate some of them are.....

TNT

Orange97GTVert · 11-22-2004, 11:15 PM

One more: Your truck is just too damn loud!

KiltedBanshees93GT · 11-24-2004, 09:12 AM

Even funnier given our current residence. Sad part is I'm already working on a sorta reverse: Sayings I've learned since we moved up here to Tennessee.
Some of the toppers so far:
To describe an under-powered car: "It wouldn't pull a greasy string out of a cats a**" (There's an image

)

To beat someone up: "I'm gonna stomp a mudhole in your a**, 'n then walk it dry."

STD's: "You go ther' and youll get somethin' AJAX wont wash off."

A slick surface: "Slicker'n owl sh** on a marble floor."

An ugly girl: "You could mash her face in dough an' make gorilla cookies."
Scary part is these all came from the same person, lol. Lord knows what is still hiding in his head,LOL

Thought I'd share.
J

10-19-2002, 11:11 AM	#1
DAN-MAN Confederate Cowboy Join Date: May 2002 Location: Southeast Missouri Posts: 546	40 things you'll never hear a Southern boy say... 40 things you'll never hear a Southern boy say. I figured I'd post these for y'alls enertainment. The Top 40 Things you will never hear a Southern Boy Say... 40. Oh I just couldn't, she's only sixteen. 39. I'll take Shakespeare for 1000, Alex. 38. Duct tape won't fix that. 37. Honey, I think we should sell the pickup and buy a family sedan. 36. Come to think of it, I'll have a Heineken. 35. We don't keep firearms in this house. 34. Has anybody seen the sideburns trimmer? 33. You can't feed that to the dog. 32. I thought Graceland was tacky. 31. No kids in the back of the pickup, it's just not safe. 30. Wrestling's fake. 29. Honey, did you mail that donation to Greenpeace? 28. We're vegetarians. 27. Do you think my gut is too big? 26. I'll have grapefruit and grapes instead of biscuits and gravy. 25. Honey, we don't need another dog. 24. Who gives a damn which side won the Civil War? 23. Give me the small bag of pork rinds. 22. Too many deer heads detract from the decor. 21. Spittin is such a nasty habit. 20. I just couldn't find a thing at Walmart today. 19. Trim the fat off that steak. 18. Cappuccino tastes better than espresso. 17. The tires on that truck are too big. 16. I'll have the arugula and radicchio salad. 15. I've got it all on the C: drive. 14. Unsweetened tea tastes better. 13. Would you like your fish poached or broiled? 12. My fiancee, Bobbie Jo, is registered at Tiffany's. 11. I've got two cases of Zima for the Super Bowl. 10. Little Debbie snack cakes have too many fat grams. 9. Checkmate. 8. She's too young to be wearing a bikini. 7. Does the salad bar have bean sprouts? 6. Hey, here's an episode of "Hee Haw" that we haven't seen. 5. I don't have a favorite college team. 4. Be sure to bring my salad dressing on the side. 3. You All. 2. Those shorts ought to be a little longer, Darling. And, Number ONE is........................... 1. Nope, no more for me. I'm drivin tonight. Daniel. __________________ DAN-MAN RHC MEMBER #25

10-19-2002, 11:27 AM	#2
1969Mach1 HEY I CAN SET A NAME NOW! Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: Ontario, Canada Posts: 2,556	hahahaha lmao...... that is hillarious.... §am. __________________ 1969 Mustang Mach 1Sold 351-4V Windsor, 4 Speed MACH 1 - Moving At The Speed Of Sound. 1979 Mustang Indianapolis 500 Pace Car For Sale - Email me for Info 302-2V, 3-Speed Auto One of 2,106 made One of 405 sent to Canada. Yes those are caution lights, and No you can't pass me when there on. Ricer Hater's Club - Member #4

10-19-2002, 11:43 AM	#3
srv1 Get down..... Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: Room 103 Posts: 2,095	you describe yourself very well Dan! __________________ Cobra brakes are on! Finally..... ------------------------------------------------

10-19-2002, 08:44 PM	#5
Crazy Horse GT Registered Member Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Sale Creek, TN. C. S. A. Posts: 4,652	rotfl none of those descibe me, you forgot skynyrd & nascar, well maybe the gun's lol. cya. __________________ 95 gt vert, lot's of stuff, it aint slow. 04 sonic blue v - six my beater 89 rs camaro iroc turbo hood, other stuff, my wifes ride 84 lx stang cammed up 289 hi po, etc 65 falcon, maybe by the year 2020. black 00gt, gone but never forgotten. R H C- member # 1 o.b.c. da prez- member # 1 if your under 40 dont ask. goodbye for now odie,r.i.p. 11-27-03

10-19-2002, 09:08 PM	#7
Crazy Horse GT Registered Member Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Sale Creek, TN. C. S. A. Posts: 4,652	dan- man, you forgot # 41 hockey , did you last night's hockey game? , go red wing's!!!! __________________ 95 gt vert, lot's of stuff, it aint slow. 04 sonic blue v - six my beater 89 rs camaro iroc turbo hood, other stuff, my wifes ride 84 lx stang cammed up 289 hi po, etc 65 falcon, maybe by the year 2020. black 00gt, gone but never forgotten. R H C- member # 1 o.b.c. da prez- member # 1 if your under 40 dont ask. goodbye for now odie,r.i.p. 11-27-03 Last edited by Crazy Horse GT; 10-19-2002 at 09:21 PM..

10-19-2002, 08:58 PM	#6
digital3.3 Guest Posts: n/a	lol, that some funny stuff

10-19-2002, 09:59 PM	#8
The Fireman Registered Member Join Date: Oct 1998 Location: Ford Country which is in Virginia Posts: 287	42. I'd never drive a car like those guys on the Dukes of Hazzard. 43. Ain't is not a word. I should know I'm a southern boy myself. Ya'll. __________________ "Gripping the wheel his knuckles went white with desire. The wheels of his Mustang exploding onto the highway like a slug from a 45." The car that should've got crused.

10-19-2002, 11:29 PM	#11
DAN-MAN Confederate Cowboy Join Date: May 2002 Location: Southeast Missouri Posts: 546	Yeah, but this is the GENERAL LEE. Not just any ordinary Charger. Well..., I wouldn't mind having that yellow '71 hemi cuda convertible that was in Nash Bridges. Daniel. __________________ DAN-MAN RHC MEMBER #25

10-20-2002, 01:03 AM	#12
MidNiteBlu 5.0 I got something to say Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: San Diego, CA Posts: 1,557	I would give up my stang for a charger. even if it wasnt the general Lee hehe. I wanted one of those before a stang actually. My Stang was actually third on my list when i was looking for cars 1. 69-70 Dodge Charger (None in my price range) 2. 67-68 Mustang fastback (none again) 3. 87-93 Mustang 5.0 (i think we know which one i found) That being said I love my car __________________ 91 LX Hatch 5.0 - made for the twisties 89 LX Hatchback 5.0 5spd. stolen/stripped 4/7/05 http://www.mustangworks.com/cgi-bin/...splay.cgi?3494 1987 Toyota Pickup Ricer Haters Club Member #33 Want a custom gauge cluster for your Vintage Mustang? www.jmeenterprises.com

10-21-2002, 07:25 PM	#13
The Fireman Registered Member Join Date: Oct 1998 Location: Ford Country which is in Virginia Posts: 287	Trade my stang for a General Lee? HECK YEAH!!!!!!!! Cuz then I could beat other cars, and jump um. __________________ "Gripping the wheel his knuckles went white with desire. The wheels of his Mustang exploding onto the highway like a slug from a 45." The car that should've got crused.

10-21-2002, 07:53 PM	#14
Rev Registered Member Join Date: Nov 1998 Location: Houston, Tx. Posts: 3,887	Tooth? What you might hear a good old southern boy say, "Excuse me, I need to go brush my tooth." Rev __________________ '66 Coupe, 306, 350-375 HP, C-4, 13.07 e.t., 104.8 mph, 1/4 mi. O.B.C. #2 '66 coupe

10-21-2002, 09:03 PM	#15
Topless In Texas Not broken anymore! Join Date: May 2001 Location: La Porte, TEXASS :) Posts: 1,963	:) LOL! those are too funny! I like that one too REV....hehehe.... and it amazing how accurate some of them are..... TNT __________________ R.I.P. my Kinde..Jan. 19,1992-Aug. 22, 2003. Shes Cruisin' doggie heaven in a Blown Verte or a GTO!!! 2005 ROUSH GT Verte SuperStallions of the Net Feature, May 2002 RICE HATERS CLUB MEMBER #38!! O.B.C #5..thank you!! I feel so priveledged!! BONE STOCK~ Hell, its a ROUSH!

11-22-2004, 11:15 PM	#16
Orange97GTVert Mustang Fanatic Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Tyler, TX Posts: 568	Re: 40 things you'll never hear a Southern boy say... One more: Your truck is just too damn loud! __________________ Harold Phillips www.mustangsofeasttexas.org 1997 Mustang GT Convertible, 4.6L Auto, Autumn Orange w/Saddle Tan Top & Leather Interior, Styling Bar, 17 X 9 Polished Cobra R's on Nitto NT 555's, Ford Racing Bullitt Suspension package, Mac CAI, Steeda UDP's, Flowmaster 40 Series Catback, SCT X-Calibrator II, Zaino Shine, 7 time Show Winner, driven daily

11-24-2004, 09:12 AM	#17
KiltedBanshees93GT Registered Member Join Date: Jun 2000 Location: Pigeon Forge Tn Posts: 611	Re: 40 things you'll never hear a Southern boy say... Even funnier given our current residence. Sad part is I'm already working on a sorta reverse: Sayings I've learned since we moved up here to Tennessee. Some of the toppers so far: To describe an under-powered car: "It wouldn't pull a greasy string out of a cats a" (There's an image ) To beat someone up: "I'm gonna stomp a mudhole in your a, 'n then walk it dry." STD's: "You go ther' and youll get somethin' AJAX wont wash off." A slick surface: "Slicker'n owl sh** on a marble floor." An ugly girl: "You could mash her face in dough an' make gorilla cookies." Scary part is these all came from the same person, lol. Lord knows what is still hiding in his head,LOL Thought I'd share. J __________________ ____________ '66 Mustang Coupe- AKA "Lenore" on disability for a (long) bit '93 GT Mostly stock AKA "Fawkes" Rice Haters Club Member #239 "I find your lack of faith...disturbing." "Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin to slit throats." H. L. Mencken

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