40 things you'll never hear a Southern boy say...
 

40 things you'll never hear a Southern boy say.

I figured I'd post these for y'alls enertainment.


The Top 40 Things you will never hear a Southern Boy Say...

40. Oh I just couldn't, she's only sixteen.
39. I'll take Shakespeare for 1000, Alex.
38. Duct tape won't fix that.
37. Honey, I think we should sell the pickup and buy a family sedan.
36. Come to think of it, I'll have a Heineken.
35. We don't keep firearms in this house.
34. Has anybody seen the sideburns trimmer?
33. You can't feed that to the dog.
32. I thought Graceland was tacky.
31. No kids in the back of the pickup, it's just not safe.
30. Wrestling's fake.
29. Honey, did you mail that donation to Greenpeace?
28. We're vegetarians.
27. Do you think my gut is too big?
26. I'll have grapefruit and grapes instead of biscuits and gravy.
25. Honey, we don't need another dog.
24. Who gives a damn which side won the Civil War?
23. Give me the small bag of pork rinds.
22. Too many deer heads detract from the decor.
21. Spittin is such a nasty habit.
20. I just couldn't find a thing at Walmart today.
19. Trim the fat off that steak.
18. Cappuccino tastes better than espresso.
17. The tires on that truck are too big.
16. I'll have the arugula and radicchio salad.
15. I've got it all on the C: drive.
14. Unsweetened tea tastes better.
13. Would you like your fish poached or broiled?
12. My fiancee, Bobbie Jo, is registered at Tiffany's.
11. I've got two cases of Zima for the Super Bowl.
10. Little Debbie snack cakes have too many fat grams.
9. Checkmate.
8. She's too young to be wearing a bikini.
7. Does the salad bar have bean sprouts?
6. Hey, here's an episode of "Hee Haw" that we haven't seen.
5. I don't have a favorite college team.
4. Be sure to bring my salad dressing on the side.
3. You All.
2. Those shorts ought to be a little longer, Darling.
And, Number ONE is...........................
1. Nope, no more for me. I'm drivin tonight.

Daniel.

hahahaha lmao...... that is hillarious.... :D :D :D

§am.

you describe yourself very well Dan!:D

Yeah, I did. Now it's off to see my cousin/girlfriend!!:D :D :eek: :eek: ;)

Daniel.

rotfl none of those descibe me, you forgot skynyrd & nascar, well maybe the gun's lol. cya.:D :D ;)

lol, that some funny stuff

dan- man, you forgot # 41 hockey , did you last night's hockey game? :D :D :D ;) , go red wing's!!!!:p

42. I'd never drive a car like those guys on the Dukes of Hazzard. :D

43. Ain't is not a word.

I should know I'm a southern boy myself. ;) :D Ya'll.

Nope, can't say that I did. I'm not much of a hockey fan.

Yeah I know, ain't ain't a word. But it's one that I use more than any other.
And if it came down to it, I'd give up my stang for the general lee any day.

Daniel.

no way, a hemi cuda maybe, not a charger, lol.:p :D :D :D, aint is a word, i aint tradeding my stang for a charger. :p

Yeah, but this is the GENERAL LEE. Not just any ordinary Charger. Well..., I wouldn't mind having that yellow '71 hemi cuda convertible that was in Nash Bridges.

Daniel.

I would give up my stang for a charger. even if it wasnt the general Lee hehe. I wanted one of those before a stang actually.

My Stang was actually third on my list when i was looking for cars

1. 69-70 Dodge Charger (None in my price range)
2. 67-68 Mustang fastback (none again)
3. 87-93 Mustang 5.0 (i think we know which one i found)

That being said I love my car :D

Trade my stang for a General Lee? HECK YEAH!!!!!!!! :D Cuz then I could beat other cars, and jump um. :rolleyes:

Tooth?
 

What you might hear a good old southern boy say, "Excuse me, I need to go brush my tooth."

Rev

:)
 

LOL! those are too funny! I like that one too REV....hehehe....
and it amazing how accurate some of them are.....:)
TNT :D

Re: 40 things you'll never hear a Southern boy say...
 

One more: Your truck is just too damn loud!

Re: 40 things you'll never hear a Southern boy say...
 

Even funnier given our current residence. Sad part is I'm already working on a sorta reverse: Sayings I've learned since we moved up here to Tennessee.
Some of the toppers so far:
To describe an under-powered car: "It wouldn't pull a greasy string out of a cats a**" (There's an image:eek: )

To beat someone up: "I'm gonna stomp a mudhole in your a**, 'n then walk it dry."

STD's: "You go ther' and youll get somethin' AJAX wont wash off."

A slick surface: "Slicker'n owl sh** on a marble floor."

An ugly girl: "You could mash her face in dough an' make gorilla cookies."
Scary part is these all came from the same person, lol. Lord knows what is still hiding in his head,LOL

Thought I'd share.
J
:D