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Join Date: May 2002
Location: Southeast Missouri
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![]() 40 things you'll never hear a Southern boy say.
I figured I'd post these for y'alls enertainment. The Top 40 Things you will never hear a Southern Boy Say... 40. Oh I just couldn't, she's only sixteen. 39. I'll take Shakespeare for 1000, Alex. 38. Duct tape won't fix that. 37. Honey, I think we should sell the pickup and buy a family sedan. 36. Come to think of it, I'll have a Heineken. 35. We don't keep firearms in this house. 34. Has anybody seen the sideburns trimmer? 33. You can't feed that to the dog. 32. I thought Graceland was tacky. 31. No kids in the back of the pickup, it's just not safe. 30. Wrestling's fake. 29. Honey, did you mail that donation to Greenpeace? 28. We're vegetarians. 27. Do you think my gut is too big? 26. I'll have grapefruit and grapes instead of biscuits and gravy. 25. Honey, we don't need another dog. 24. Who gives a damn which side won the Civil War? 23. Give me the small bag of pork rinds. 22. Too many deer heads detract from the decor. 21. Spittin is such a nasty habit. 20. I just couldn't find a thing at Walmart today. 19. Trim the fat off that steak. 18. Cappuccino tastes better than espresso. 17. The tires on that truck are too big. 16. I'll have the arugula and radicchio salad. 15. I've got it all on the C: drive. 14. Unsweetened tea tastes better. 13. Would you like your fish poached or broiled? 12. My fiancee, Bobbie Jo, is registered at Tiffany's. 11. I've got two cases of Zima for the Super Bowl. 10. Little Debbie snack cakes have too many fat grams. 9. Checkmate. 8. She's too young to be wearing a bikini. 7. Does the salad bar have bean sprouts? 6. Hey, here's an episode of "Hee Haw" that we haven't seen. 5. I don't have a favorite college team. 4. Be sure to bring my salad dressing on the side. 3. You All. 2. Those shorts ought to be a little longer, Darling. And, Number ONE is........................... 1. Nope, no more for me. I'm drivin tonight. Daniel. |
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HEY I CAN SET A NAME NOW!
Join Date: Oct 2001
Location: Ontario, Canada
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![]() hahahaha lmao...... that is hillarious....
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1969 Mustang Mach 1**Sold** ![]() 351-4V Windsor, 4 Speed MACH 1 - Moving At The Speed Of Sound. 1979 Mustang Indianapolis 500 Pace Car **For Sale - Email me for Info** 302-2V, 3-Speed Auto One of 2,106 made One of 405 sent to Canada. Yes those are caution lights, and No you can't pass me when there on. ![]() ![]() Ricer Hater's Club - Member #4 |
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Get down.....
Join Date: Apr 2001
Location: Room 103
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![]() you describe yourself very well Dan!
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Join Date: Aug 2001
Location: Sale Creek, TN. C. S. A.
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![]() rotfl none of those descibe me, you forgot skynyrd & nascar, well maybe the gun's lol. cya.
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95 gt vert, lot's of stuff, it aint slow. 04 sonic blue v - six my beater 89 rs camaro iroc turbo hood, other stuff, my wifes ride 84 lx stang cammed up 289 hi po, etc 65 falcon, maybe by the year 2020. black 00gt, gone but never forgotten. R H C- member # 1 o.b.c. da prez- member # 1 if your under 40 dont ask. goodbye for now odie,r.i.p. 11-27-03 |
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![]() lol, that some funny stuff
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Join Date: Aug 2001
Location: Sale Creek, TN. C. S. A.
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![]() dan- man, you forgot # 41 hockey , did you last night's hockey game?
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95 gt vert, lot's of stuff, it aint slow. 04 sonic blue v - six my beater 89 rs camaro iroc turbo hood, other stuff, my wifes ride 84 lx stang cammed up 289 hi po, etc 65 falcon, maybe by the year 2020. black 00gt, gone but never forgotten. R H C- member # 1 o.b.c. da prez- member # 1 if your under 40 dont ask. goodbye for now odie,r.i.p. 11-27-03 Last edited by Crazy Horse GT; 10-19-2002 at 09:21 PM.. |
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Join Date: Oct 1998
Location: Ford Country which is in Virginia
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![]() 42. I'd never drive a car like those guys on the Dukes of Hazzard.
![]() 43. Ain't is not a word. I should know I'm a southern boy myself. ![]() ![]()
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And if it came down to it, I'd give up my stang for the general lee any day. Daniel. |
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95 gt vert, lot's of stuff, it aint slow. 04 sonic blue v - six my beater 89 rs camaro iroc turbo hood, other stuff, my wifes ride 84 lx stang cammed up 289 hi po, etc 65 falcon, maybe by the year 2020. black 00gt, gone but never forgotten. R H C- member # 1 o.b.c. da prez- member # 1 if your under 40 dont ask. goodbye for now odie,r.i.p. 11-27-03 |
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Join Date: May 2002
Location: Southeast Missouri
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![]() Yeah, but this is the GENERAL LEE. Not just any ordinary Charger. Well..., I wouldn't mind having that yellow '71 hemi cuda convertible that was in Nash Bridges.
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I got something to say
Join Date: Sep 2001
Location: San Diego, CA
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![]() I would give up my stang for a charger. even if it wasnt the general Lee hehe. I wanted one of those before a stang actually.
My Stang was actually third on my list when i was looking for cars 1. 69-70 Dodge Charger (None in my price range) 2. 67-68 Mustang fastback (none again) 3. 87-93 Mustang 5.0 (i think we know which one i found) That being said I love my car ![]()
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Join Date: Oct 1998
Location: Ford Country which is in Virginia
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![]() Trade my stang for a General Lee? HECK YEAH!!!!!!!!
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"Gripping the wheel his knuckles went white with desire. The wheels of his Mustang exploding onto the highway like a slug from a 45." ![]() ![]() |
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Join Date: Nov 1998
Location: Houston, Tx.
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![]() What you might hear a good old southern boy say, "Excuse me, I need to go brush my tooth."
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Not broken anymore!
Join Date: May 2001
Location: La Porte, TEXASS :)
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![]() LOL! those are too funny! I like that one too REV....hehehe....
and it amazing how accurate some of them are..... ![]() TNT ![]()
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Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: Tyler, TX
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![]() One more: Your truck is just too damn loud!
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Join Date: Jun 2000
Location: Pigeon Forge Tn
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![]() Even funnier given our current residence. Sad part is I'm already working on a sorta reverse: Sayings I've learned since we moved up here to Tennessee.
Some of the toppers so far: To describe an under-powered car: "It wouldn't pull a greasy string out of a cats a**" (There's an image ![]() To beat someone up: "I'm gonna stomp a mudhole in your a**, 'n then walk it dry." STD's: "You go ther' and youll get somethin' AJAX wont wash off." A slick surface: "Slicker'n owl sh** on a marble floor." An ugly girl: "You could mash her face in dough an' make gorilla cookies." Scary part is these all came from the same person, lol. Lord knows what is still hiding in his head,LOL Thought I'd share. J ![]()
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____________ '66 Mustang Coupe- AKA "Lenore" *on disability for a (long) bit* '93 GT Mostly stock AKA "Fawkes" Rice Haters Club Member #239 "I find your lack of faith...disturbing." "Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin to slit throats." H. L. Mencken |
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