Ahhh yes, teenagers... (probable ricers)

Hammer · 08-20-2002, 08:37 PM

Was out with some friends while they were hunting down their teenager in the mall....

They were scouring the Arcade and I'm relaxing at the entrance when I hear this tap, tap, tappitty, tappity, WHAP!..... tap, tap, tappitty, tappity, WHAP!

I'm like, "What the hell is going on in there?"

I walk into the arcade and around the corner, and I see one of those noisy, flashing light dance game thingies with 1,500 kids standing around it watching Dr. Rice with his 10-sizes too big jeans going to town on the Rice-Dance machine....

Big thumping music with lots o'lights goin round as Mr. Smooth does his routine. Now here's the kicker.... He's not even WATCHING the instructions\directions on the screen.... as he goes through level after level on this thing, I realize that 1 of 2 things are happening:

1. He has a telepathic link with the arcade machine

or

2. His parents have given this living, walking pair of pants and tennis shoes over a hundred dollars in quarters as Mr. Cool has seemingly memorized EVERY level.

Of course all the kids are watching in awe...

Me, well I had to leave as I broke out in laughter.....

I saw a similiar thing while hanging out with 95MustangGT before, but this was much more amusing.....

Anyone wanna place any bets he drives a Honda or Tiburon that mommy and daddy paid for?

Stang_Crazy · 08-20-2002, 09:12 PM

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Originally posted by Hammer
Anyone wanna place any bets he drives a Honda or Tiburon that mommy and daddy paid for?

That isn't a bet. It's a garauntee (sp??). Your depiction of the arcade made me feel as if I were there. And you know what? When he finally leaves the arcade and goes to his Honda...err...umm...rice-mobile, all of the kids that were gathered around will see him drive off and think he's "cool". So when they're 16, they will get a Civic of their own to rice out. This is the rice circle-of-life!

Crazy Horse GT · 08-21-2002, 12:22 AM

ricer's, pretty fly for a white guy, not a put down , moderator's it's an actual song- offspring, lol

MidNiteBlu 5.0 · 08-21-2002, 02:17 AM

Hey dont diss Dance Dance Revolution

That game is awesome

But memorizing every level is pretty bad.. lol

Later,
Nick

95mustanggt · 08-21-2002, 05:33 AM

That was hilarious! That game is so gay! 10-15 years ago when I played arcade games, if we saw a kid like that, we'd kick his a**

1969Mach1 · 08-21-2002, 06:57 AM

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Originally posted by 95mustanggt
That was hilarious! That game is so gay! 10-15 years ago when I played arcade games, if we saw a kid like that, we'd kick his a**

Don't worry we just mentally break these kids down until they kill themselves or many others.

Or just make them freak out, I've had my share of homo's freak out cause I made fun of them. I don't get kids these days..... all I know I'm glad I made it threw the weave of flamers, ricers, wannabe's, and whatever else **** comes out of them. Sad thing is cloning is just beginning. They should of cloned the normal people while they lasted....

§am.

HiFlow5 0 · 08-21-2002, 07:17 AM

Whats bad is when I was in Boston, there were 2 guys and a girl there from the navy using that damn dance thingy!

jj_jonathon · 08-21-2002, 08:09 AM

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Originally posted by 1969Mach1
They should of cloned the normal people while they lasted....

appreciate it....

and trust me...the older community has its own share of unwanted conduct much like the younger community....you cant stereotype a generation because part of it is retarded...

08-20-2002, 08:37 PM	#1
Hammer AKA "Dr. Evil" Join Date: Feb 1999 Location: South Fork Ranch Posts: 1,721	Ahhh yes, teenagers... (probable ricers) Was out with some friends while they were hunting down their teenager in the mall.... They were scouring the Arcade and I'm relaxing at the entrance when I hear this tap, tap, tappitty, tappity, WHAP!..... tap, tap, tappitty, tappity, WHAP! I'm like, "What the hell is going on in there?" I walk into the arcade and around the corner, and I see one of those noisy, flashing light dance game thingies with 1,500 kids standing around it watching Dr. Rice with his 10-sizes too big jeans going to town on the Rice-Dance machine.... Big thumping music with lots o'lights goin round as Mr. Smooth does his routine. Now here's the kicker.... He's not even WATCHING the instructions\directions on the screen.... as he goes through level after level on this thing, I realize that 1 of 2 things are happening: 1. He has a telepathic link with the arcade machine or 2. His parents have given this living, walking pair of pants and tennis shoes over a hundred dollars in quarters as Mr. Cool has seemingly memorized EVERY level. Of course all the kids are watching in awe... Me, well I had to leave as I broke out in laughter..... I saw a similiar thing while hanging out with 95MustangGT before, but this was much more amusing..... Anyone wanna place any bets he drives a Honda or Tiburon that mommy and daddy paid for? __________________ Uncle Sam "What the hell is up with all the gauges? Calling Captain Kirk, your ride awaits... Phasers on stun...."

08-21-2002, 12:22 AM	#3
Crazy Horse GT Registered Member Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Sale Creek, TN. C. S. A. Posts: 4,652	ricer's, pretty fly for a white guy, not a put down , moderator's it's an actual song- offspring, lol __________________ 95 gt vert, lot's of stuff, it aint slow. 04 sonic blue v - six my beater 89 rs camaro iroc turbo hood, other stuff, my wifes ride 84 lx stang cammed up 289 hi po, etc 65 falcon, maybe by the year 2020. black 00gt, gone but never forgotten. R H C- member # 1 o.b.c. da prez- member # 1 if your under 40 dont ask. goodbye for now odie,r.i.p. 11-27-03

08-21-2002, 02:17 AM	#4
MidNiteBlu 5.0 I got something to say Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: San Diego, CA Posts: 1,557	Hey dont diss Dance Dance Revolution That game is awesome But memorizing every level is pretty bad.. lol Later, Nick __________________ 91 LX Hatch 5.0 - made for the twisties 89 LX Hatchback 5.0 5spd. stolen/stripped 4/7/05 http://www.mustangworks.com/cgi-bin/...splay.cgi?3494 1987 Toyota Pickup Ricer Haters Club Member #33 Want a custom gauge cluster for your Vintage Mustang? www.jmeenterprises.com

08-21-2002, 05:33 AM	#5
95mustanggt Registered Member Join Date: May 2000 Location: Kamloops, BC Posts: 2,875	That was hilarious! That game is so gay! 10-15 years ago when I played arcade games, if we saw a kid like that, we'd kick his a** __________________ 1995 Mustang GT 20016 F150 Lariat Super Crew

08-21-2002, 07:17 AM	#7
HiFlow5 0 Registered Member Join Date: Mar 2000 Location: Springfield, Ma, usa Posts: 706	Whats bad is when I was in Boston, there were 2 guys and a girl there from the navy using that damn dance thingy! __________________ NewEngland Auto www.baystategearheads.com -91 Mustang Coupe, ex 4cyl (sold) -99 F150, 3" lift, 35" Procomps, Magnaflow exhaust

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