Aww Cute Story

MissBlondie · 02-28-2003, 10:25 AM

A man is dining in a fancy restaurant, and there is a gorgeous blonde
sitting at the next table. He has been checking her out since he sat down,
but lacks the nerve to talk with her.
Suddenly she sneezes, and her glass eye comes flying out of its socket
towards the man. He reflexively reaches out, grabs it out of the air, and
hands it back.
"Oh, my, I am so sorry," the woman says as she pops her eye back in place.
"Let me buy your dinner to make it up to you." They enjoy a wonderful dinner
together, and afterwards the theatre, followed by drinks. They talk, they
laugh, she shares her deepest dreams and he shares his. She listens.
After paying for everything, she asks him if he would like to come to her
place for a nightcap ........and stay for breakfast.
The next morning, she cooks a gourmet meal with all the trimmings. The guy
is amazed!! Everything had been SO incredible!!!!
"You know," he says, "you are the perfect woman. Are you this nice to every
guy you meet?"
"No," she replies........."

"You just happened to catch my eye."

heehee

redthunder · 02-28-2003, 10:50 AM

ok.....I admit it....I laughed

r/t

Rice Hunter · 02-28-2003, 10:57 AM

Hmm, this isn't one of those "I have this friend..." story, is it? Tell the truth, it was you!

Haha, j/k Pretty good!

MissBlondie · 02-28-2003, 11:35 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Rice Hunter
Hmm, this isn't one of those "I have this friend..." story, is it? Tell the truth, it was you! Haha, j/k Pretty good!

Are you trying to say that I'm the perfect woman??

Awww

Ackbar00 · 02-28-2003, 12:01 PM

No, he is saying you are missing a eye

yelowjaket · 02-28-2003, 01:19 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by MissBlondie
Are you trying to say that I'm the perfect woman?? Awww

For me...yes, For him...no

Coupe Devil · 02-28-2003, 05:20 PM

Well isnt that special.. It was a funny story for sure.. Have to remember it for later.

Bradley

The Fireman · 03-01-2003, 12:03 AM

Oh that was bad. Why didn't I see that one coming?

DAN-MAN · 03-01-2003, 08:12 PM

Lol, that's a good one Jill.

Daniel.

02-28-2003, 10:25 AM	#1
MissBlondie Registered Member Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Chicago Posts: 335	Aww Cute Story A man is dining in a fancy restaurant, and there is a gorgeous blonde sitting at the next table. He has been checking her out since he sat down, but lacks the nerve to talk with her. Suddenly she sneezes, and her glass eye comes flying out of its socket towards the man. He reflexively reaches out, grabs it out of the air, and hands it back. "Oh, my, I am so sorry," the woman says as she pops her eye back in place. "Let me buy your dinner to make it up to you." They enjoy a wonderful dinner together, and afterwards the theatre, followed by drinks. They talk, they laugh, she shares her deepest dreams and he shares his. She listens. After paying for everything, she asks him if he would like to come to her place for a nightcap ........and stay for breakfast. The next morning, she cooks a gourmet meal with all the trimmings. The guy is amazed!! Everything had been SO incredible!!!! "You know," he says, "you are the perfect woman. Are you this nice to every guy you meet?" "No," she replies........." "You just happened to catch my eye." heehee __________________ 2003 TrueBlue GT with a few fun things...

02-28-2003, 10:57 AM	#3
Rice Hunter Registered Member Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: The special place in your heart Posts: 388	Hmm, this isn't one of those "I have this friend..." story, is it? Tell the truth, it was you! Haha, j/k Pretty good! __________________ Scott 453.9rwhp 387trq Lots of fun Convertible Penn State University Temple University School of Medicine (start August 27th )

02-28-2003, 12:01 PM	#5
Ackbar00 Rebel Fleet Commander Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: Huber Heights, OH Posts: 1,003	No, he is saying you are missing a eye __________________ 1993 Mustang GT, PTK w/ T-64 - My Cardomain Webpage 11.25@123.5 on only 8 psi. 10.84@121 on only 1 headgasket "The Truth is, Your the Weak, and I am the Tyranny of Evil Men!"

02-28-2003, 05:20 PM	#7
Coupe Devil Moderator Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: Myrtle Beach SC Posts: 1,643	Well isnt that special.. It was a funny story for sure.. Have to remember it for later. Bradley __________________ 1990 GT, 347, TFS TW Heads, TFS Cam, TFS Track heat, Twin turbos, FMIC, T5. Built Ford Tough Moderator

03-01-2003, 12:03 AM	#8
The Fireman Registered Member Join Date: Oct 1998 Location: Ford Country which is in Virginia Posts: 287	Oh that was bad. Why didn't I see that one coming? __________________ "Gripping the wheel his knuckles went white with desire. The wheels of his Mustang exploding onto the highway like a slug from a 45." The car that should've got crused.

02-28-2003, 10:50 AM	#2
redthunder Registered Member Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: ohio Posts: 24	ok.....I admit it....I laughed r/t

03-01-2003, 08:12 PM	#9
DAN-MAN Confederate Cowboy Join Date: May 2002 Location: Southeast Missouri Posts: 546	Lol, that's a good one Jill. Daniel. __________________ DAN-MAN RHC MEMBER #25

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