Deep Thoughts

cyberstang5.0 · 09-20-2002, 09:54 AM

If you throw a cat out of the car window, does it become kitty
litter?

If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn?

Is it OK to use the AM radio after noon?

What do chickens think we taste like?

What do people in China call their good plates?

What do you call a male ladybug?

What hair color do they put on the driver's license of a bald
man?

When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it?

Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?

Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?

Why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor when you can't
drink and drive?

Why are there flotation devices in the seats of planes instead
of parachutes?

Why are cigarettes sold at gas stations where smoking is
prohibited?

Have you ever imagined a world without hypothetical
situations?

How does the guy who drives the snowplow get to work?

If the 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, whydoes it
have locks on the door?

Why is a bra singular and panties plural?

You know that indestructible black box that is used on
airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that
stuff?

If a firefighter fights fire and a crime fighter fights crime,
what does a freedom fighter fight?

If they squeeze olives to get olive oil, how do they get baby
oil?

If you are driving at the speed of light and you turn your
headlights on, what happens?

Why do they put Braille dots on the keypad of a drive-up ATM?

Why is it that when you transport something by car it is called
shipment, but when you transport something by ship it's called
cargo?

Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?

What would Geronimo say if he jumped out of an airplane?

Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck
together?

If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of
progress?

If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?

zepherman · 09-21-2002, 04:42 AM

Ok, here goes,

No, it becomes roadkill.

Purple

Who the hell listens to AM radio anyway?

Chicken

ª÷ÄÝªO (chinese for plate)

Mr. Ladybug

None

this guy

Right, like some guy really built a giant boat and all the animals of the world came to the boat and loaded up. Some people will believe anything. Tell me something, Noah lived somewhere on the european continent right? How the hell did the bison get to the boat? Did they swim the atlantic? What about the rattle snake? Or any of the other animals only found in north america?

Because the doctors get in the habit of doing it every time the give an injection.

Because it verifies your age, and it lets the cop know who he is charging with DUI.

Because your trapped in the plane when it goes down or it blows up and then it doesnt matter.

because your not supposed to light up until you have left the station

NO

In the snowplow DUHH

7-11 Isnt open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year. They are closed on christmas.

who cares, Take em off

It is, that material is called steel.

the taliban

I would like to squeeze a baby and find out.

You would pull a Dale Earnhardt, but you would never even see the wall (or whatever else you might hit) coming, since the light emited by your lights would hit just about the same time you did and not get a cance to bounce back to your eyes.

Because blind people need money too.

Shipment and cargo are name for something being transported on a boat or a ship it doesnt matter which.

For the same reason that cows dont shrink when it rains.

HOLY S*** !!!!!!!!

because togetherments sounds stupid.

YES

Who said flying was safe? A computer is also called a terminal, something to think about.

mustangman65_79 · 09-21-2002, 05:26 AM

Hey, zepherman, u kinda killed the jokes.

PKRWUD · 09-21-2002, 11:34 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by zepherman
Ok, here goes,

7-11 Isnt open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year. They are closed on christmas.

Not in California.

zepherman · 09-22-2002, 03:16 AM

Something I found out a few months ago is that 7-11's dont sell condoms because the owners are catholic and dont believe in contraceptives(spelling?). Maybe thats just the ones in oklahoma? Thats kind of stupid, they dont believe in condoms but they sell liquor. What about the people who contracted some disease because they couldn't buy condoms? What about all the pregnancies that were aborted because someone couldnt get a freakin condom from 7-11?

The Deuce · 09-22-2002, 07:14 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by mustangman65_79
Hey, zepherman, u kinda killed the jokes.

I second that one. There are some answers that are true, ie my uncles keeps the snowplow at his house, but others are ridiculous.

Why do some people try so desperatly to be funny?

Rev · 09-22-2002, 07:21 PM

I guess if I need a condom, I'll go tp Firestone "Where rubber meets the road".

Rev

zepherman · 09-23-2002, 02:57 AM

I guess not everyone can be as funny as The Deuce

Sorry for the "desperate" attempt.

mustangman65_79 · 09-23-2002, 05:26 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by zepherman
I guess not everyone can be as funny as The Deuce

Sorry for the "desperate" attempt.

We were just saying that some questions need to go unanswered

09-20-2002, 09:54 AM	#1
cyberstang5.0 347ci of HORSE POWER!!! Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Houston, TX Posts: 1,416	Deep Thoughts If you throw a cat out of the car window, does it become kitty litter? If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? Is it OK to use the AM radio after noon? What do chickens think we taste like? What do people in China call their good plates? What do you call a male ladybug? What hair color do they put on the driver's license of a bald man? When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it? Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes? Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections? Why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor when you can't drink and drive? Why are there flotation devices in the seats of planes instead of parachutes? Why are cigarettes sold at gas stations where smoking is prohibited? Have you ever imagined a world without hypothetical situations? How does the guy who drives the snowplow get to work? If the 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, whydoes it have locks on the door? Why is a bra singular and panties plural? You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff? If a firefighter fights fire and a crime fighter fights crime, what does a freedom fighter fight? If they squeeze olives to get olive oil, how do they get baby oil? If you are driving at the speed of light and you turn your headlights on, what happens? Why do they put Braille dots on the keypad of a drive-up ATM? Why is it that when you transport something by car it is called shipment, but when you transport something by ship it's called cargo? Why don't sheep shrink when it rains? What would Geronimo say if he jumped out of an airplane? Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together? If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress? If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?

09-21-2002, 04:42 AM	#2
zepherman Registered Member Join Date: May 2001 Location: Oklahoma City OK USA Posts: 236	Ok, here goes, No, it becomes roadkill. Purple Who the hell listens to AM radio anyway? Chicken ª÷ÄÝªO (chinese for plate) Mr. Ladybug None this guy Right, like some guy really built a giant boat and all the animals of the world came to the boat and loaded up. Some people will believe anything. Tell me something, Noah lived somewhere on the european continent right? How the hell did the bison get to the boat? Did they swim the atlantic? What about the rattle snake? Or any of the other animals only found in north america? Because the doctors get in the habit of doing it every time the give an injection. Because it verifies your age, and it lets the cop know who he is charging with DUI. Because your trapped in the plane when it goes down or it blows up and then it doesnt matter. because your not supposed to light up until you have left the station NO In the snowplow DUHH 7-11 Isnt open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year. They are closed on christmas. who cares, Take em off It is, that material is called steel. the taliban I would like to squeeze a baby and find out. You would pull a Dale Earnhardt, but you would never even see the wall (or whatever else you might hit) coming, since the light emited by your lights would hit just about the same time you did and not get a cance to bounce back to your eyes. Because blind people need money too. Shipment and cargo are name for something being transported on a boat or a ship it doesnt matter which. For the same reason that cows dont shrink when it rains. HOLY S*** !!!!!!!! because togetherments sounds stupid. YES Who said flying was safe? A computer is also called a terminal, something to think about. __________________ 90 GT 25th Anni. Did the AOD to T-5 swap, SPEC clutch, Steeda Tri-Ax shifter, BBK 2½ inch off-road H pipe, Flows, BBK 70mm TB/EGR, Ford Racing aluminim driveshaft, 3.55's, welded subframes, Ram Air, 3 core radiator, NOS dry kit 75 shot, and a K&N filter. 12.9 @ 108 Last edited by zepherman; 09-21-2002 at 04:53 AM..

09-21-2002, 05:26 AM	#3
mustangman65_79 My poor 79 RIP Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: Suisun City, Posts: 2,320	Hey, zepherman, u kinda killed the jokes. __________________ '84 mustang GT turbo '85 LTD '89 Camaro Irocz z28 '94 Lightning '96 Trans am

09-22-2002, 03:16 AM	#5
zepherman Registered Member Join Date: May 2001 Location: Oklahoma City OK USA Posts: 236	Something I found out a few months ago is that 7-11's dont sell condoms because the owners are catholic and dont believe in contraceptives(spelling?). Maybe thats just the ones in oklahoma? Thats kind of stupid, they dont believe in condoms but they sell liquor. What about the people who contracted some disease because they couldn't buy condoms? What about all the pregnancies that were aborted because someone couldnt get a freakin condom from 7-11? __________________ 90 GT 25th Anni. Did the AOD to T-5 swap, SPEC clutch, Steeda Tri-Ax shifter, BBK 2½ inch off-road H pipe, Flows, BBK 70mm TB/EGR, Ford Racing aluminim driveshaft, 3.55's, welded subframes, Ram Air, 3 core radiator, NOS dry kit 75 shot, and a K&N filter. 12.9 @ 108

09-22-2002, 07:21 PM	#7
Rev Registered Member Join Date: Nov 1998 Location: Houston, Tx. Posts: 3,887	Firestone I guess if I need a condom, I'll go tp Firestone "Where rubber meets the road". Rev __________________ '66 Coupe, 306, 350-375 HP, C-4, 13.07 e.t., 104.8 mph, 1/4 mi. O.B.C. #2 '66 coupe

09-23-2002, 02:57 AM	#8
zepherman Registered Member Join Date: May 2001 Location: Oklahoma City OK USA Posts: 236	I guess not everyone can be as funny as The Deuce Sorry for the "desperate" attempt. __________________ 90 GT 25th Anni. Did the AOD to T-5 swap, SPEC clutch, Steeda Tri-Ax shifter, BBK 2½ inch off-road H pipe, Flows, BBK 70mm TB/EGR, Ford Racing aluminim driveshaft, 3.55's, welded subframes, Ram Air, 3 core radiator, NOS dry kit 75 shot, and a K&N filter. 12.9 @ 108

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