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Originally posted by PKRWUD
SECRETS TO A HAPPY MARRIAGE (from a male point of view)
1. It is important to find a woman that cooks and cleans.
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2. It is important to find a woman that makes good money.
3. It is important to find a woman that likes to have sex.
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4. It is important that these three women never meet.
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Take care,
~Chris
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ok heres one for ya,
1. WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING SEX?
(because they are plugged into a genius)
2. WHAT DO ELECTRIC TRAINS AND BREASTS HAVE IN COMMON?
(they're intended fOr children, but men usually play with them.)
3. WHY DO MEN SNORE WHEN THEY LIE ON THEIR BACK?
( because their balls fall over their a..holes and they vapor lock)