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12-16-2002, 06:13 PM
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2 Stangs in the Stable
Join Date: Apr 2002
Location: Baytown, TX
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The birds and the bees
A young boy and his father are walking through the local drugstore when they come to the condoms. The boy looks to his father and asks "Daddy, why are there so many different boxes?" The father replies, "Well son, you have your three pack. This is for high school kids. One for Thursday night, one for Friday night, and one for Saturday night." The boy responds "What about the six pack?" "Well son," the father replies, "those are for college kids, one for Monday, one for Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, and Saturday." "Wow!!" says the boy. "And what about the twelve pack?" The father says "well now, those are for married people son. One for January, one for February, one for March..."
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12-16-2002, 06:47 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: Ontario Canada
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lmao
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87 GT T-roof (needs paint) lol, rebuilt motor and trans, AOD - stage 2 shift kit, 3.73 gears - auburn posi, Dynomax Super Turbo Cat Back, FRPP 155lph fuel pump, K&N filter - air silencer removed, subframe connectors, strut tower brace. 88 GT T-roof 1989 LX Coupe 5.0 - 5spd Rice Haters Club member#105 |
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12-16-2002, 07:39 PM
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Factoy Five Roadster
Join Date: May 2000
Location: Sevier Co,Tennessee
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Sad thing is, thats true.
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12-16-2002, 07:44 PM
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Trisket
Join Date: May 2002
Location: University of Florida, FL Posts: ½
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*cough, location, cough*
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University of Florida - Physics Major My 02GT vert Media Center Pics BBK Underdrive Pulleys | K&N FIPK (Gen II) | Bullet Grille | Mach 1 Chin Spoiler | UPR Interior Parts | XM Radio | Audiobahn Subs Ricer Hater's Club Member #1/2 (30) http://www.ricehatersclub.com/ |
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12-16-2002, 10:54 PM
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Join Date: Mar 1999
Location: Ventura, California
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ROFL!!!
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12-16-2002, 11:37 PM
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HEY I CAN SET A NAME NOW!
Join Date: Oct 2001
Location: Ontario, Canada
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hahaha lmao... looks like I'm a winner cause I'm in college. I'm never going to graduate now! lol
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12-17-2002, 12:36 AM
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Join Date: Apr 2001
Location: Staging lane
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Yep........Its true.
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12-17-2002, 12:42 AM
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Join Date: Aug 2001
Location: Sale Creek, TN. C. S. A.
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rotflmao, so true about the married one, heheheh.
 
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95 gt vert, lot's of stuff, it aint slow. 04 sonic blue v - six my beater 89 rs camaro iroc turbo hood, other stuff, my wifes ride 84 lx stang cammed up 289 hi po, etc 65 falcon, maybe by the year 2020. black 00gt, gone but never forgotten. R H C- member # 1 o.b.c. da prez- member # 1 if your under 40 dont ask. goodbye for now odie,r.i.p. 11-27-03 |
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12-17-2002, 05:36 PM
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Join Date: Nov 2002
Location: Chicago
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Man you guys give us ladies no hope for any kinda future marriages. I better make sure I have a hot pool guy.
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2003 TrueBlue GT with a few fun things...
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12-17-2002, 07:17 PM
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Join Date: Oct 1998
Location: Ford Country which is in Virginia
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Well I guess I know what to look forward to now, when I get married.
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12-17-2002, 08:35 PM
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IRAQ VET
Join Date: Feb 2000
Location: high desert California
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O boy i can't wait to get married now.
Oh well it will only be like that until i get out the army then i will need the 12 pack each week Yes i am that damn good. lol
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