Brains!

Shelby428cj · 08-19-2002, 03:51 PM

In the hospital the relatives gathered in the waiting room, where their family member was gravely ill.
Finally, the doctor came in looking tired and somber.

"I'm afraid I'm the bearer of bad news," he said as he surveyed the worried faces.

"The only hope left for your loved one at this time is a brain trasplant. It's an experimental procedure, very risky but it is the only hope."

"Insurance will cover the procedure, but you will have to pay for the brain yourselves."

The family members sat silent as they absorbed the news. After a great length of time, someone asked, "Well how much does a brain cost?"

The doctor quickly responded "$5,000 for a male brain, and $200 for a female brain."

The moment turned awkward. Men in the room tried not to smile, avoiding eye contact with the women, but some actually smirked.

A man unable to control his curiosity blurted out the question everyone wanted to ask, "Why is a male brain so much more?"

The doctor smiled at the childish innocence and explained to the entire group, "It's just standard pricing procedure. We have to mark down the price of the female brains, because they've actually been used."

The Deuce · 08-19-2002, 04:08 PM

I thought it was because female brains are smaller and never work quite right, like imported cars.

Shelby428cj · 08-19-2002, 04:28 PM

haahaa deuce !!!!! I know the truth hurts buddy but stay stong!

The Deuce · 08-19-2002, 04:40 PM

I'm sticking to my guns here. I don't think anyone understands those darn things. Ask Dark 5.0 about working on his CRX.

Don't even get me started on the Brits.

jj_jonathon · 08-19-2002, 04:41 PM

LMAO @ deuce....

ive heard the joke before...good one though...

Dark_5.0 · 08-19-2002, 04:58 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by The Deuce
I'm sticking to my guns here. I don't think anyone understands those darn things. Ask Dark 5.0 about working on his CRX.

Don't even get me started on the Brits.

LMAO!.........A womens brain and a CRX are a good comparison they are both small, underpowered, and high maintenance.

Too funny,

1969Mach1 · 08-19-2002, 06:00 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Dark_5.0

LMAO!.........A womens brain and a CRX are a good comparison they are both small, underpowered, and high maintenance.

Too funny,

hahaha lmao, and when you think your done and got it all together your dead wrong and gotta start all over again.

§am.

The Deuce · 08-19-2002, 06:25 PM

Seems like the ladies know I'm right.

PKRWUD · 08-19-2002, 06:26 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Dark_5.0

LMAO!.........A womens brain and a CRX are a good comparison they are both small, underpowered, and high maintenance.

Too funny,

Close. Try a Diesel Rabbit.

Trust me. They SCREAM "I am the German equivalent of a serious hormonal imbalance!!!"

Take care,
~Chris

induction · 08-19-2002, 08:33 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by The Deuce

Don't even get me started on the Brits.

WHAT?????????? Oh ok Deuce please feel free to start whenever your ready!! BTY Did my sister contact you yet?

Shelby428cj · 08-19-2002, 09:25 PM

Go get em induction I was wondering where my girls were at!

The Deuce · 08-19-2002, 09:55 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by induction

WHAT?????????? Oh ok Deuce please feel free to start whenever your ready!! BTY Did my sister contact you yet?

No she has not. I think you are just teasing me about that whole thing.

PKRWUD · 08-19-2002, 10:00 PM

Does she tend to be top heavy?

Crazy Horse GT · 08-19-2002, 11:13 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Shelby428cj
haahaa deuce !!!!! I know the truth hurts buddy but stay stong!

well i can take ajoke, i thought it was funny, so there tough guy's, heheh.

, i bought odie a fridge magnet that say's- good men are like martians, everyone has heard of them, but never seen one, lol. marty.

MidNiteBlu 5.0 · 08-20-2002, 12:46 AM

lmao at this whole thread. Not to be a suck up or anything but this board has gotten alot more funny with the duece, induction, shelby and jj_jonathan posting alot

And then of course there are the hilarious people that have always been here who know who they are.

Later,
Nick

Topless In Texas · 08-20-2002, 12:51 AM

Is it just me, or am I noticing an awful lot of 'women bashing' and cheauvanistic remarks lately?

lighten up a little.

The Deuce · 08-20-2002, 12:56 AM

I think it has been fairly even. There are some new girls that are quite fiesty. Gotta fight-em off with sticks I tell ya.

Crazy Horse GT · 08-20-2002, 01:36 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Topless In Texas
Is it just me, or am I noticing an awful lot of 'women bashing' and cheauvanistic remarks lately? lighten up a little.

nah tnt, i posted a man j/k , it dont bother me , i laugh at all kind's of jokes, even jokes about men , no woman bashing from me.

, cya, marty.

PKRWUD · 08-20-2002, 02:52 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Topless In Texas
Is it just me, or am I noticing an awful lot of 'women bashing' and cheauvanistic remarks lately? lighten up a little.

It's just you. LOL. j/k

There are some female natives around these days that dish it out harder than most of the guys here even think about. It's all in good fun, I promise.

Take care,
~Chris

jj_jonathon · 08-20-2002, 09:53 AM

i on the same wavelength as marty...i laugh at the men jokes too....and there have been those too....

08-19-2002, 03:51 PM	#1
Shelby428cj Registered Member Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Oklahoma Posts: 510	Brains! In the hospital the relatives gathered in the waiting room, where their family member was gravely ill. Finally, the doctor came in looking tired and somber. "I'm afraid I'm the bearer of bad news," he said as he surveyed the worried faces. "The only hope left for your loved one at this time is a brain trasplant. It's an experimental procedure, very risky but it is the only hope." "Insurance will cover the procedure, but you will have to pay for the brain yourselves." The family members sat silent as they absorbed the news. After a great length of time, someone asked, "Well how much does a brain cost?" The doctor quickly responded "$5,000 for a male brain, and $200 for a female brain." The moment turned awkward. Men in the room tried not to smile, avoiding eye contact with the women, but some actually smirked. A man unable to control his curiosity blurted out the question everyone wanted to ask, "Why is a male brain so much more?" The doctor smiled at the childish innocence and explained to the entire group, "It's just standard pricing procedure. We have to mark down the price of the female brains, because they've actually been used." __________________ Karen Wells, Moderator The Mustang Works Magazine http://www.mustangworks.com 1969 Mustang (Project Rice Eater) 1999 Silver Mustang Saleen S281 (SQ car for stereo contests) SQ Goddess My Stereo Bro "tireburner163"

08-19-2002, 04:08 PM	#2
The Deuce Registered Member Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Atlanta, GA Posts: 2,325	I thought it was because female brains are smaller and never work quite right, like imported cars. __________________ 1997 Mustang GT "The Freak" - 13.80 @ 101.70, 2.07 60' 1995 Honda VFR750 - not much @ really fast (actual data pending.) 1964.5 Mustang 289 Rice Haters Club Member #13

08-19-2002, 04:28 PM	#3
Shelby428cj Registered Member Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Oklahoma Posts: 510	haahaa deuce !!!!! I know the truth hurts buddy but stay stong! __________________ Karen Wells, Moderator The Mustang Works Magazine http://www.mustangworks.com 1969 Mustang (Project Rice Eater) 1999 Silver Mustang Saleen S281 (SQ car for stereo contests) SQ Goddess My Stereo Bro "tireburner163"

08-19-2002, 04:40 PM	#4
The Deuce Registered Member Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Atlanta, GA Posts: 2,325	I'm sticking to my guns here. I don't think anyone understands those darn things. Ask Dark 5.0 about working on his CRX. Don't even get me started on the Brits. __________________ 1997 Mustang GT "The Freak" - 13.80 @ 101.70, 2.07 60' 1995 Honda VFR750 - not much @ really fast (actual data pending.) 1964.5 Mustang 289 Rice Haters Club Member #13

08-19-2002, 04:41 PM	#5
jj_jonathon Trisket Join Date: May 2002 Location: University of Florida, FL Posts: ½ Posts: 1,560	LMAO @ deuce.... ive heard the joke before...good one though... __________________ University of Florida - Physics Major My 02GT vert Media Center Pics BBK Underdrive Pulleys \| K&N FIPK (Gen II) \| Bullet Grille \| Mach 1 Chin Spoiler \| UPR Interior Parts \| XM Radio \| Audiobahn Subs Ricer Hater's Club Member #1/2 (30) http://www.ricehatersclub.com/

08-19-2002, 06:25 PM	#8
The Deuce Registered Member Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Atlanta, GA Posts: 2,325	Seems like the ladies know I'm right. __________________ 1997 Mustang GT "The Freak" - 13.80 @ 101.70, 2.07 60' 1995 Honda VFR750 - not much @ really fast (actual data pending.) 1964.5 Mustang 289 Rice Haters Club Member #13

08-19-2002, 09:25 PM	#11
Shelby428cj Registered Member Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Oklahoma Posts: 510	Go get em induction I was wondering where my girls were at! __________________ Karen Wells, Moderator The Mustang Works Magazine http://www.mustangworks.com 1969 Mustang (Project Rice Eater) 1999 Silver Mustang Saleen S281 (SQ car for stereo contests) SQ Goddess My Stereo Bro "tireburner163"

08-19-2002, 10:00 PM	#13
PKRWUD Junior Member Join Date: Mar 1999 Location: Ventura, California Posts: 8,981	Does she tend to be top heavy? __________________ Webmaster: Rice Haters Club Jim Porter Racing Peckerwoods Pit Stop Support Your Local RED & WHITE!

08-20-2002, 12:46 AM	#15
MidNiteBlu 5.0 I got something to say Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: San Diego, CA Posts: 1,557	lmao at this whole thread. Not to be a suck up or anything but this board has gotten alot more funny with the duece, induction, shelby and jj_jonathan posting alot And then of course there are the hilarious people that have always been here who know who they are. Later, Nick __________________ 91 LX Hatch 5.0 - made for the twisties 89 LX Hatchback 5.0 5spd. stolen/stripped 4/7/05 http://www.mustangworks.com/cgi-bin/...splay.cgi?3494 1987 Toyota Pickup Ricer Haters Club Member #33 Want a custom gauge cluster for your Vintage Mustang? www.jmeenterprises.com

08-20-2002, 12:51 AM	#16
Topless In Texas Not broken anymore! Join Date: May 2001 Location: La Porte, TEXASS :) Posts: 1,963	???? Is it just me, or am I noticing an awful lot of 'women bashing' and cheauvanistic remarks lately? lighten up a little. __________________ R.I.P. my Kinde..Jan. 19,1992-Aug. 22, 2003. Shes Cruisin' doggie heaven in a Blown Verte or a GTO!!! 2005 ROUSH GT Verte SuperStallions of the Net Feature, May 2002 RICE HATERS CLUB MEMBER #38!! O.B.C #5..thank you!! I feel so priveledged!! BONE STOCK~ Hell, its a ROUSH!

08-20-2002, 12:56 AM	#17
The Deuce Registered Member Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Atlanta, GA Posts: 2,325	I think it has been fairly even. There are some new girls that are quite fiesty. Gotta fight-em off with sticks I tell ya. __________________ 1997 Mustang GT "The Freak" - 13.80 @ 101.70, 2.07 60' 1995 Honda VFR750 - not much @ really fast (actual data pending.) 1964.5 Mustang 289 Rice Haters Club Member #13

08-20-2002, 09:53 AM	#20
jj_jonathon Trisket Join Date: May 2002 Location: University of Florida, FL Posts: ½ Posts: 1,560	i on the same wavelength as marty...i laugh at the men jokes too....and there have been those too.... __________________ University of Florida - Physics Major My 02GT vert Media Center Pics BBK Underdrive Pulleys \| K&N FIPK (Gen II) \| Bullet Grille \| Mach 1 Chin Spoiler \| UPR Interior Parts \| XM Radio \| Audiobahn Subs Ricer Hater's Club Member #1/2 (30) http://www.ricehatersclub.com/

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