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Bumper stickers
I was wondering what good bumper stickers you guys have/have seen. I have on on my car that says:
My president is Charlton Heston http://www.mustangworks.com/msgboard/smile.gif I like the ones on offroad cars that say (upside down) 'if you can read this, flip me over' I know PGKelly knows some more for SUV's......... ------------------ 90LX AOD Convertable: Lakewood control arms, FMS springs. Best 1/4: 15.277@92.25 (2.27 60') |
My favorite from back in the '60's was "Down with hot pants". Another is "How's my driving? Call 1-800-EAT S***" I alwas liked that one too.
Rev ------------------ '66 Coupe, 306, 300 HP, C-4, 13.97 e.t., 100.3 mph 1/4 mi. |
saw this one on a yugo " this car goes 0-60 in 5 minutes"
we have one here on florida that says " they says it's tourist season, so why can't we shoot them??" ------------------ 93-LX: 5 Speed, Flow's with H-Pipe, 3.73's Sub's and K&N. |
Favorite one... not exactly a STICKER..
Like george carlin i HATE those ***kin 'baby on board' signs that hang on a suction cup... Friend found a killer one.. looks identical.. Caution: Baby In Trunk. |
"Ted Kennedy's car has killed more people than my gun"
------------------ 67 Fastback - Arctic White Pearl paint 351W ,Trick Flow Aluminum Heads, Edelbrock TorkerII, Carter 750 CFM, Comp. Cam 477/510 219/233@.050, Performance Automatic C-4 Trans, 3.55 gears, Front Disc Brakes, 1-1/8" Fr. 3/4" rear sway bars. My 351W Fastback |
"Jesus Loves you, everyone else thinks your an a$$hole"
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I like this one:
"If you get any closer I'll flick a booger on your windsheild" For the Nascar guys: "I'm not tailgaiting, I'm drafting" And for the beaters: "My other car is a piece of sh!t too" ------------------ Too much to list. Best ET on the car so far with stock 2.73 gears - 13.73@102mph Indiana Stangers Association Buy your parts here ICQ# 42269241 |
I've seen a few good ones..... here is a couple that stick in my mind.
"If you can read this, I can hit my brakes and sue you". "Evironmentalists are kinda like dirty diapers, not good for anything and smell like **** ". "Guns don't kill people, I kill people". "My 'D' student beat up your honor student". ------------------ 1966 Baby blue Coupe, 289, Manual 3-speed, Edelbrock 650, Flowmaster 3-chambers, and minor upgrades. Interior work includes custom paneling, custom dash dress-up(I refuse to cut anything out of the original), Rewiring most of the electronics, Porsche 911 seats installed soon, and Stroker kit when I get to Texas. November of 2001 I will go back to Dallas. |
there was a guy in Cali that would ride around on his BMW motorcycle with a bag full of bumper stickers that he would put on SUV's.....they read "Im changing the environment, ask me how!"
I've also seen ones that say "millions of dinosaurs died so i could get 8 mpg". that was on a camaro with a hood scoop and MASSIVE rear tires. i can't remember all of the bumper stickers i've seen right now, but if i do i'll post 'em |
"My ‘D’ Student impregnated your honor student"
------------------ 1992 GT 5.0L Convertible BBK Shorties, Flowmasters, Super Chip, Mass Air, Under Drive Pullies, Hurst Shifter, Duck Tape AIM: SmokeyDP |
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Haven't seen that one....but I like it. |
"Im may be fat, but your ugly and I can diet".
"Unless your a hemhroid, get off my a$$". "This car protected by a pit bull with aids". My question about that last one. How did the dog get aids because thats ******* nasty. Pony Power Forver |
Howards Meat Market
Nobody Beats Our Meat! |
My 2 favorites
Mustang owners do it sideways Drag racers do it till the rubber smokes http://www.mustangworks.com/msgboard/biggrin.gif |
On a Pinto:
"Hit me and we both die!" http://www.mustangworks.com/msgboard/biggrin.gif On a Texas State Trooper LX 5.0: "Have you been chased by a ford lately?" http://www.mustangworks.com/msgboard/wink.gif On a Minivan" A Christian Fish and then a "Pro-Choice Sticker" http://www.mustangworks.com/msgboard/confused.gif On a girl's wicked 5.0: "If you beat me you can eat me!" http://www.mustangworks.com/msgboard/wink.gif On a nasty car driven by a punk teenager: "I wanna die like Granpa... In My Sleep, not screaming like the passengers in his car!" http://www.mustangworks.com/msgboard/biggrin.gif On a low rider: "The lower I go the more she likes it" On a Camaro with NOS: "Blow me and I'll Spray!" http://www.mustangworks.com/msgboard/tongue.gif OK OK I'll stop! http://www.mustangworks.com/msgboard/tongue.gif ------------------ Jodi AKA PonyGirl Red 68 GT Fastback and Black 99 GT Coupe "Not your average Mustangs..." PonyGirl |
damn the girls "if you beat me you can eat me" is too good i would have to pull up next to her and ask if shes good on the offer
------------------ 1995 gt convertible: 3.55 gears, underdrive pulleys, cobra intake , fenderwell cold air, 65mm throttle body, 75mm mass air meter, off-road h pipe, borla cat back, custom diablo chip, 155lph fuel pump lentech aode street terminator w/ 10" converter stalls at 2800 rpms, yokohama a520(drag radials) 275s |
Warning! Driver carries only $20 worth of ammunition.
(in the shape of a yellow yield sign) r/D.P. |
Saw a plain white one with black letters that said - Bumpersticker Applied For
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Heres a few:
"I may be slow but I'm ahead of you" "If you don't like my driving, get off the sidewalk" "Watch my *** , not hers" "I brake for no apparent reason" "I drive this way just to piss you off" ------------------ 347 Stroker Motor: Balanced, A9P Computer, Cobra Transmission, Extrude Ported and Polished Upper and ported Lower, GT40 Milled Ported and Polished Heads, B303 Cam, BBK 1 5/8 Headers, 30lb Bosch Injectors, Holley Fuel Regulator, March Underdrive Pulleys, Perma-Cool Fan, 3-Core Radiator, Accel Performance Coil, Accel 300+ Racing Wires, Ram Air, K&N Filter, 79mm Mass Air Unit, FlowMaster Exhaust w/BBK Offroad H-Pipe, Hurst Short Throw Shifter, 3:55 Gears, Ram Clutch, Cross Drilled Rotors |
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"Guns don't kill people, cops kill people"
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"Don't meddli in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup."
"Friends don't let friends drive chevys" "Did you ever stop to think and forget to start again?" "Orgasm donor" ------------------ 1966 Mustang The long term project 1988 Mustang coupe The fast one Cobra intake, AFR heads, Ultradyne cam, 3.73's. 8 pt. cage, more to come! |
Saw one on a jeep today I liked:
Milk Sucks Drink Beer Chris |
One of my friends from Auto in college had a few good ones.
http://www.mustangworks.com/msgboard/biggrin.gif I love cats! They taste like Chicken http://www.mustangworks.com/msgboard/biggrin.gif There are a few others, but I'm not sure if it would be wise to post them. |
hehe...
the owner of a local chinese restaurant has a sticker on his lexus suv... "Cat - Its whats for dinner" I think thats how it was anyway... i laughed my *** off. I eat there bout 2x/week too.. but im not complainin.. killer pus*y, especialy with mushrooms http://www.mustangworks.com/msgboard/wink.gif |
I (heart) my Truck.
I (spade) my dog. I (club) my wife. http://www.mustangworks.com/msgboard/biggrin.gif ------------------ Darius Rudis Roadracer: Home built t-arm/panhard suspension powered by an S-trimmed motor :-) My Mustang Page |
Mine is " My other ride is your girl! "
------------------ 89 LX 5.O Basically Stock (Just got a couple of days ago) 3 Chamber Flows 4 Stock Cataylic Converters Gutted BBK Underdrive Pullies |
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