Bumper stickers

[dinomite]

I was wondering what good bumper stickers you guys have/have seen. I have on on my car that says:
My president is Charlton Heston
I like the ones on offroad cars that say (upside down) 'if you can read this, flip me over'

I know PGKelly knows some more for SUV's.........

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90LX AOD Convertable: Lakewood control arms, FMS springs.
Best 1/4: 15.277@92.25 (2.27 60')

[Rev]

My favorite from back in the '60's was "Down with hot pants". Another is "How's my driving? Call 1-800-EAT S***" I alwas liked that one too.

Rev

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'66 Coupe, 306, 300 HP, C-4, 13.97 e.t., 100.3 mph
1/4 mi.

[lx mike]

saw this one on a yugo " this car goes 0-60 in 5 minutes"

we have one here on florida that says
" they says it's tourist season, so why can't we shoot them??"

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93-LX: 5 Speed, Flow's with H-Pipe, 3.73's Sub's and K&N.

[SkarodoM]

Favorite one... not exactly a STICKER..

Like george carlin i HATE those ***kin 'baby on board' signs that hang on a suction cup...

Friend found a killer one.. looks identical..

Caution: Baby In Trunk.

[Tom351]

"Ted Kennedy's car has killed more people than my gun"



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67 Fastback - Arctic White Pearl paint
351W ,Trick Flow Aluminum Heads, Edelbrock TorkerII, Carter 750 CFM, Comp. Cam 477/510 219/233@.050, Performance Automatic C-4 Trans, 3.55 gears, Front Disc Brakes, 1-1/8" Fr. 3/4" rear sway bars.

My 351W Fastback

[MonsterTrosity]

"Jesus Loves you, everyone else thinks your an a$$hole"

[2FastLX]

I like this one:
"If you get any closer I'll flick a booger on your windsheild"

For the Nascar guys:
"I'm not tailgaiting, I'm drafting"

And for the beaters:
"My other car is a piece of sh!t too"


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Too much to list. Best ET on the car so far with stock 2.73 gears - 13.73@102mph

Indiana Stangers Association
Buy your parts here
ICQ# 42269241

[Power]

I've seen a few good ones..... here is a couple that stick in my mind.

"If you can read this, I can hit my brakes and sue you".

"Evironmentalists are kinda like dirty diapers, not good for anything and smell like **** ".

"Guns don't kill people, I kill people".

"My 'D' student beat up your honor student".

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1966 Baby blue Coupe, 289, Manual 3-speed, Edelbrock 650, Flowmaster 3-chambers, and minor upgrades. Interior work includes custom paneling, custom dash dress-up(I refuse to cut anything out of the original), Rewiring most of the electronics, Porsche 911 seats installed soon, and Stroker kit when I get to Texas. November of 2001 I will go back to Dallas.

[PGkelly]

there was a guy in Cali that would ride around on his BMW motorcycle with a bag full of bumper stickers that he would put on SUV's.....they read "Im changing the environment, ask me how!"

I've also seen ones that say "millions of dinosaurs died so i could get 8 mpg". that was on a camaro with a hood scoop and MASSIVE rear tires.

i can't remember all of the bumper stickers i've seen right now, but if i do i'll post 'em

[SmokeyDP]

"My ‘D’ Student impregnated your honor student"

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1992 GT 5.0L Convertible
BBK Shorties, Flowmasters, Super Chip, Mass Air, Under Drive Pullies, Hurst Shifter, Duck Tape
AIM: SmokeyDP

[Power]

Originally posted by SmokeyDP:
"My ‘D’ Student impregnated your honor student"

Haven't seen that one....but I like it.

[Coupe Devil]

"Im may be fat, but your ugly and I can diet".

"Unless your a hemhroid, get off my a$$".

"This car protected by a pit bull with aids".

My question about that last one. How did the dog get aids because thats ******* nasty.

Pony Power Forver

[n20lx]

Howards Meat Market
Nobody Beats Our Meat!

[tireburner163]

My 2 favorites

Mustang owners do it sideways

Drag racers do it till the rubber smokes

[RedLilPony]

On a Pinto:
"Hit me and we both die!"

On a Texas State Trooper LX 5.0:
"Have you been chased by a ford lately?"

On a Minivan"
A Christian Fish and then a "Pro-Choice Sticker"

On a girl's wicked 5.0:
"If you beat me you can eat me!"

On a nasty car driven by a punk teenager:
"I wanna die like Granpa... In My Sleep, not screaming like the passengers in his car!"

On a low rider:
"The lower I go the more she likes it"

On a Camaro with NOS:
"Blow me and I'll Spray!"

OK OK I'll stop!

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Jodi
AKA PonyGirl
Red 68 GT Fastback and Black 99 GT Coupe
"Not your average Mustangs..."
PonyGirl

[13sec95vert]

damn the girls "if you beat me you can eat me" is too good i would have to pull up next to her and ask if shes good on the offer

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1995 gt convertible:
3.55 gears, underdrive pulleys, cobra intake , fenderwell cold air, 65mm throttle body, 75mm mass air meter, off-road h pipe, borla cat back, custom diablo chip, 155lph fuel pump lentech aode street terminator w/ 10" converter stalls at 2800 rpms, yokohama a520(drag radials) 275s

[donpablo]

Warning! Driver carries only $20 worth of ammunition.
(in the shape of a yellow yield sign)
r/D.P.

[lyonsd]

Saw a plain white one with black letters that said - Bumpersticker Applied For

[Smokedawg]

Heres a few:

"I may be slow but I'm ahead of you"

"If you don't like my driving, get off the sidewalk"

"Watch my *** , not hers"

"I brake for no apparent reason"

"I drive this way just to piss you off"

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347 Stroker Motor: Balanced, A9P Computer, Cobra Transmission, Extrude Ported and Polished Upper and ported Lower, GT40 Milled Ported and Polished Heads, B303 Cam, BBK 1 5/8 Headers, 30lb Bosch Injectors, Holley Fuel Regulator, March Underdrive Pulleys, Perma-Cool Fan, 3-Core Radiator, Accel Performance Coil, Accel 300+ Racing Wires, Ram Air, K&N Filter, 79mm Mass Air Unit, FlowMaster Exhaust w/BBK Offroad H-Pipe, Hurst Short Throw Shifter, 3:55 Gears, Ram Clutch, Cross Drilled Rotors

[dinomite]

Originally posted by RedLilPony:

On a girl's wicked 5.0:
"If you beat me you can eat me!"

On a Camaro with NOS:
"Blow me and I'll Spray!"

OK OK I'll stop!

ROFLMAO!