Man, I was having a lousy day at work and these last couple of pages made me laugh out loud. I have seen some things get off topic, but this one takes the cake. I guess I will throw out my opinions and let the madness go on again.
Kell- I have more respect for you now more than ever, those are some brave words man.
Squid - Congrats on getting kicked off a site. That's pretty hard to do.
Belle - You got any sisters? The only thing girls will but for my bike is a for sale sign, but I already have flushmounts. (they were stock)
Fastchick - Decaf is in the orange pot. Not everyone turns into a blubbering idiot when they have something powerful between their legs.
96Snake - Let us know what you think of the Ninja. I would take the class, just to pick up the differences on the street, and to avoid the DMV riding test. Other than that, you should do fine. Seriously, ALL my friends ride dirt, one of them an instructor for the dirt MSF course. They have ridden all my bikes, and I have no problem with that (other than its illegal).
*The Deuce ducks as lots of things are thrown at him

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