Car Acronyms

[rustang girl]

Car Acronyms

• Acura
  *A Case of a Useless Requested Acronym?
  *All Cars Usually Require Adjustment
  *Americans Can Underestimate Routine Accidents
  *Another Case of a Useless Requested Acronym?
  *Another Crummy, Useless, Rotten Automobile
  *Any Child Understands Real Automobiles
  *Asia's Curse Upon Rural America
  *Automobile Causes Universal Road Accidents
  *Awful, Crappy, Unreliable, Rusty Automobile
• AMC
  *A Major Cost
  *A Mini Can
  *A Morons Car
  *A Mutated Car
  *Ain't My Car
  *All Makes Combined
  *All Makes of Cars
  *American Made Cr*p
  *Another Major Catastrophe
  *Another Mess of Crap
• Audi
  *Accelerates Under Demonic Influence
  *Again Under Dealership Inspection
  *Always Undermining Deutsche Intelligence
  *Always Unsafe Design Implementations
  *Always Unsafe Designs Implemented
  *Another Ugly Deutsche Invention
  *Another Uninformed Driver Insulted
  *Another Useless Device Installed
  *Autobahn Usually Death-Implementing
  *Automobile Under Demonic Influence
  *Automobile Unsafe Designs, Inc.
• Beetle
  *Battered Everywhere; Expect To Lose Engine
  *By Everyone's Experience, They Last Eternally
• Benz
  *Because Engineers (k)Now Zen
  *Bought Enough New Zhit?
• Bow Tie
  *Big Over Weight Tired Impotent Engines
• BMW
  *Babbling Mechanical Wench
  *Bad Man Wagon
  *Barely Moving Wreck
  *Basic Marin Wheels
  *Bastard Money Wielders
  *Bavarian Mud Wagon
  *Beastly Mechanical Wonder
  *Beastly Monstrous Wonder
  *Beautiful Masterpieces on Wheels
  *Beautiful Mechanical Wonder
  *Because Mom's Wealthy
  *Big Man Wannabe
  *Big Money Works
  *Big Money Waste
  *Big Money Waster
  *Big Money, Why?
  *Black Man's Wish
  *Blastphemous Motorized Wreck
  *Born Moderately Wealthy
  *Bought My Wife
  *Bowel Movement Wagon
  *Brakes Might Work
  *Break My Window
  *Break My Windows
  *Break My Windshield
  *Breaks Most Wrenches
  *Bring Many Wrenches
  *Bring Mechanic's Wrench
  *Brings Me Women
  *Brings More Women
  *Broke My Wallet
  *Broken Money Waster
  *Broken Monstrous Wonder
  *Brutal Money Waster
  *Bumbling Mechanical Wretch
  *Busted My Wallet
• Buick
  *Big Ugly Import Car Killer
  *Big Ugly Indestructible Car Killer
  *Big Ugly Indestructible Compact Killer
  *Big Ugly Immitation Chrome King
  *Big Ugly Inexpensive Caucasian Klunker
  *Bought Understanding It Can't Kickbutt
  *Built Under Inspection of Cooky Korean
  *Built Under the Inspection of a Crazy Korean
  *Butt Ugly Import Car Killer
  *Butt Ugly In Central Kentucky
  *Butt Ugly Indestructable Compact Killer
• Cadillac
  *Car And Driver Indicates Lady Luck Abandoned Consumer
  *Crazy And Demented Idiots Like Large American Cars
  *Crazy Aunt Drives It Like A Lunatic Across the Country
• Camaro
  *Can't America Make A Real One?
  *Can't Americans Make A Real One?
• Chevrolet
  *Can Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips
  *Can Hear Every Valve Rattle Over Loud Engine Tapping
  *Car Has Extensive Valve Rattle On Long Extended Trips
  *Cheap, Hardly Efficient, Virtually Runs On Luck Every Time
  *Clutch Hangs, Every Valve Rattles, Oil Leaks Every Time
  *Constantly Having Every Vehicle Recalled Over Lousy Engineering Techniques
  *Cracked Heads, Every Valve's Rotten, Oil Leaks Every Time
  *Crappy Hot-running Engine Very Rusted Lose Every Time
  *Crappy Hot-Running Engines, Very Rusted Out, Lose Every Time
• Chevy
  *Can Have Everyone Violently Yakking
  *Cheapest Heap Ever enVisioned Yet
  *Cheapest Heap Ever Visioned Yet
  *Charged HEaVilY
  *Continues Having Emissions Violations Yearly
  *Crap Hidden (in) Every Vast Yard
  *Cruddy Hick Engine, Very Yucky
• Chrysler
  *Car Having Really Yucky Stupid Lazy Engine Runs
  *Could Have Remained Your Sickly Lame Elderly Relative's
  *Collection of Half Realized Yet Somehow Likeable Engineering Research
• Chryco
  *Cherry Hot Rod You Can't Outrun
  *Chrysler Has Run Your Chebby Off
• Citroen
  *Crap Interior Terrible Road-holding Owned Entirely by Nutters
  *Crummy Interior, Terrible Road-holding, Owned Entirely by Nebishes
• Corvette
  *Could Old Roy Vector Eat The Tires Evenly
• Datsun
  *Detroit's Angry Towards Sneaky Unscrupulous Nips
• Dodge
  *Dang Old Dirty Gas Eater
  *Dang Old Dart Gets (it) Easy
  *Dangerous On Days Gears Engage
  *Dead Or Dying Garbage Emitter
  *Dead Old Dog Going East
  *Dead On Day Guarantee Expires
  *Dead On Delivery - Go Easy
  *Dead On Delivery, Guarantee Expired
  *Dear Old Dads Garage Experiment
  *Death Overcomes Driver's Generous Ego
  *Dem Old Dudes Go Everywhere
  *Department Of Defense's Grossest Error
  *Dont Over Drive Gutless Engine
  *Drift On Down, Garage is Empty
  *Drips Oil, Drips Gas Everywhere
  *Drips Oil, Drops Grease, Everywhere
  *Driven Only During Grey Evenings
  *Drops Oil, Drops Grease, Everywhere
• Edsel
  *Even Dad Says Edsel's Lame
  *Every Day Something Else Leaks
• E.F.I.
  *Extra F*cking Insurance
• Fiat
  *Failure in Automotive Technology
  *Failure in Italian Automotive Technology
  *Feeble Italian Attempt at Transportation
  *Fix It Again Tony?
  *Fix It Again, Tony!
  *Fix It All tha Time
  *Fix It All the Time
  *Freak'n Italian Army Tank
  *F**ked In the *** Twice
  *F**ked over rebuilt Dodge
  *F**ker Only Runs Downhill
• Ford
  *Driver Returns On Foot (backwards)
  *Fabricated Of Refried Dung
  *Fails On Rainy Days
  *Fantastically Orgasmic Realistic Dream
  *Fast Only Rolling Downhill
  *Fatally Obese Redneck Driver
  *Fault Of R&D
  *Finally Obsolete Racing Device
  *Fireball On Rear Denting
  *First On Race Day
  *First On Recall Day
  *First On Road to Dump
  *First On Rust and Deterioration
  *Fix Or Recycle Dilemma
  *Fix Or Repair Daily
  *Flipped Over Roadside Disaster
  *Flipping Over Results in Death
  *Follow Our Rusty Dogsled
  *Fool Only Runs Downhill
  *Foot On Road Decelerates
  *For Only Redneck Drivers
  *Forced On Reluctant Drivers
  *Fork Over Repair Dough
  *Forlorn, Old, Ratridden Dustbin
  *Formed Of Rejected DNA
  *Forward Only; Reverse Defective
  *Forwarded Once; Return Denied
  *Fouled Out Re-done Dodge
  *Found On Road Dead
  *Found On Rockville Dump
  *Found On Rubbish Dumps
  *Four Old Rusty Doors
  *Fourth On Race Day
  *Fraternal Order of Restored DeSoto's
  *Free Or Reduced Drastically
  *Frequent Opinion: Really Disappointed
  *Frequent Overhaul, Rapid Deterioration
  *F*cked on Race Day
  *F**ked Over Rebuilt Dodge
  *F**kin' Old Rusty Dodge
  *F*cking Over-Rated Disaster
  *F*ckin' Out-Right Dangerous
  *F*ckin Owner Real Dumb!!
  *Fukin Okies Really Dig'em
  *Fumes and Odors Readily Detectable
  *Funky Old Rusty Dodge
  *Funny Old Rattling Dump
• GEO
  *Get 'Er Outtahere
  *Get Everyone Out
  *Getting Even Ourway
  *Good Engineering Overlooked
  *Got Engine, Oh?
  *Grotesque Engineering Outdated
• GM
  *Garbage Motors
  *Get a Mopar!
  *General Maintenance
  *General Malfunction
  *General Mistake
  *Generally Miserable
  *Generous Motors
  *Gluteus Maximus
  *Great Mistake
  *Grossly Misconceived
  *Grungy Merchandise
• GMC
  *Garage Mechanics Companion
  *Garage Man's Companion
  *General Mass of Crap
  *General Mess of Crud
  *Generally Made Crappy
  *Generally Mediocre Cars
  *Get More Chicks
  *Gets Mechanics Crazy
  *Gods Mechanical Curse
  *Got a Mechanic Coming
  *Got Mechanic Coming
  *Got More Crap
  *Gotta Mechanic Coming
  *Gotta Mechanic Coming?
  *Great Motor Car
  *Great Mountain Climber
  *Great Muscle Cars
  *Grungy Merchandise
• G.T.I.
  *Got Tossers Inside
• GTO
  *Gas, Tires, Oil
  *Get Tickets Often
  *Get Tires Often
• Honda
  *Had One Never Did Again
  *Hand Over Dollars to Asians
  *Hallmark Of Non-Descript Automobiles
  *Hallmark Of Non-Destructable Automobiles
  *Hang On, Not Done Accelerating
  *Hell Of a Nice Damn Automobile
  *Helping Out Nips Destroying America
  *Hold Overs Not Doing Anything
  *How Odd-No Damn Acceleration
• Hyundia
  *Hope You Understand Nothing's Driveable And Inexpensive
• Iroc
  *I Race Other Cars
  *I Run Over Children
  *Idiot Runs Over Cats
  *Ignorant Redneck Owns Car
  *I'm Really Out of Cash
  *Italian Retard Out Cruising
  *It's Really Only a Camaro
• Jaguar
  *Jags Always Guarantee Unlimited Astronomical Repairs
  *Jews And Germans Usually Argue Retail
  *Junk Always Going Under At Repair Shop
• Jeep
  *Jinxed Engine has Extra Parts
  *Jr. Engineered Every Part
  *Jump Excitedly in Every Pothole
  *Jumps Everything Ever Parked
  *Junk Electrical and Emissions Parts
  *Junk Everyone Eyes for Parts
  *JUST Enough Engine Power
  *Just Eats Every Part
  *Just Everyone Elses Parts
  *Junk Engineering Executed Poorly
  *Just Eat Every Pickle
• LTD
  *Long Term Debt
  *Long Term Disability
  *Lousy Transportation Dammit
• Mazda
  *Making A Zillion Dollars Annually
  *Model All Zoids Drive Aimlessly
  *Most Always Zipping Dangerously Along
  *Most Always Dangerously Zipping Along
  *My! Another Zany Detroit Assassin!
• Mercedes
  *Magnificently Engineered Car Enjoyed Daily, Especially Sundays
  *Money Envy Reliably Causes every Derogatory Expletive to Surface
  *Most Every Red Cent Eventually Dissipates, Extinguishing Savings
• Mercury
  *Makes Everyone Really Crave Underpowered, Recalled Yugo
  *Makes Envisioning REAL Car Understandable -- Recalled Yet?
  *Mileage Eventually Ruins Car -- Usually Ruins You
  *Motorists Easily Rate Car (Usually "Real Yo-yo")
• Metro
  *Mangey Environmentalist Transporter Rusts On
  *Martha, Every Thing Rattles Off!
  *May Endure Teasing, Ridicule, and Ostracism
  *May Every Thing Rattle On
  *Mileage's Everything; Torque, Running's Out
  *Monkeys Engineered This Road Obstacle
  *My Endeared Transportatin Rusted Out
• MG
  *Might Go
  *Mobile Garbage
  *Money Grabber
  *Money Guzzler
• Mopar
  *Made Of Plastic And Rubber
  *Made Of Plastic And Rust
  *Making A Zillion Dollars Annually
  *Many Odd Parts Arranged Randomly
  *Massively OverPowered And Respected
  *Masters Of Performance and Racing
  *Miscellaneous Oddball Parts Assembled Ridiculously
  *Mitsubishi's Over Priced American Replicars
  *Mitsubishi's Over Priced American Replicas
  *More Overall Performance And Reliability
  *Most Often Passed At Races
  *Most Often Proven At the Racetrack
  *Most OverPowered And Respected
  *MOst Perfect Automobiles for Racing
  *Mostly Obsolete Parts Assembled Randomly
  *Mostly Old Paint And Rust
  *Mostly Old Parts And Rust
  *Mounds Of Power And Revs
  *Move Over, Pentastar Approaching Rapidly
  *Move Over People Are Racing
  *Move Over Plymouth Approaching Rapidly
  *My Old Pig Ain't Running
  *My Old Pig Always Roars
  *My Old Plymouth Ain't Runnin'
  *My Only Problems Are Repairs
• Mustang
  *Massively Ugly Sh*tpile That's Always No Good
  *Motor Under Strain, Transmission Almost No Good
• NAPA
  *Never Any Parts Available
• Nissan
  *Nasty Import Sucks Savings Away to Nippon
  *Needs Imminent Salvage So Abandon Now
  *Never I Shall Steal Another Nissan
  *Never In Synch Screeching Awful Noises
  *Now In Some Sh*tty Automobile Nightmare
• Olds
  *Obnoxious, Loud Death Sled
  *Older, Louder, Dumber, Slower
  *One Leak, Dead Starter
• Oldsmobile
  *Oh Look, Dammit, Some Massive Oil Burning Idiot's Leaking Everything
  *Old Ladies Drive Slow -- Mostly Over Bridges Into Lake Erie
  *Old Ladies Driving Slow making Others Behind Infuriatingly Late Everyday
  *Old Ladies Driving Slowly Make Others Behind Infuriatingly Late Everyday
  *Old Loose Dented Sheet Metal Outdated By Infamies Like Edsel
  *Overpriced, Leisurely Driven Sedan Made Of Buick's Irregular Leftover Equipment
  *Overpriced, Leisurely Driven Sedan Made Of Buick's Irregular Leftover Equipment
• Pinto
  *Paid Inspector Nicely To Overlook
  *Performance Is Not The Object
  *Put In New Transmission Often
  *Put In Nickel To Operate
  *Pyrotechnics Is Naturally The Object
• Plymouth
  *Please Let Your Mother Out Under The Hood!
  *Police Laugh, Young Men Ogle, all Underestimating This Heap
• Pontiac
  *Poor Old Nitwit Thinks Its A Cadilliac
  *Poor Old Numbskull Thinks Its A Cadillac
  *Poor Old Nick Thinks It's A Cadillac
  *Poor old ni**er thinks it's a Cadillac
  *Poor Old Nut Thinks Its A Cadillac
• Porsche
  *Phased Out Racer-Still Can't Hold Engine
  *Piece Of Retired Scrap, Continually High Expense
  *Please Overlook Really Sh*tty Cardboard Horrible Engine
  *Please Overlook Really Smutty Cardboard Horrible Engine
  *Proof Of Rich Spoiled Children Having Everything
  *Proof Only Rich Suckers Can Have Everything
  *Pulled Over Regularly So Cops Have Enough
  *Puts Out Really Smoky Carbonate Hazardous Emissions
• Probe
  *Plainly Runs Only By Exception
• Rabbit
  *Racy? Ain't! Bouncy, Bad Itty-bitty Toy!
  *Replace A Beetle? Boy, It Tried
• Renault
  *Retarded Engine, No Acceleration, Ugly Lump of Trash
• Saab
  *Sad Attempt At Beauty
  *Send Another Auto Back
  *Send Another Automobile Back
  *Shape Appears ***-Backwards
  *Slick As A Brick
  *Sorry Auto, Always Broken
  *Stupid, Arrogant ******* Babies
  *Such an arrogant bastard!
  *Swedish Auto - Always Broken
  *Swedish Auto's Are Best
  *Swedish Automobile - Always Broken
• Sable
  *Sleezy Auto Brakes Leak Everytime
• Saturn
  *Sexy As Two Unbelievably Rugged Neanderthals
  *Sorry About That Unexpected Recall Notice
• STP
  *Stop Those Pistons
• Subaru
  *Screwed Up Beyond All Repair Usually
  *Send Undercover Boat And Radioactive Uranium
  *U R A BUS (read backwards)
• Toyota
  *Taking Our Yen Out -- Thanks All
  *The One You Ought To Avoid
  *Too Often Yankees Overprice This Auto
  *Torturous On Your Old Tired ***
  *Towed Often, Yearly Overrunning Triple-A
  *Transportation Of Young Or Tasteless Airheads
• Triumph
  *The Risk In Useless Machinery Pays Heavily
  *The Risk Involving Useless Machinery Pays Heavily
  *This Really Is Unreliable Man, Please Help!
  *Trembling Ride, Intrusive Undercarriage, Meekly Powered Hotrod.
  *Tried Repairing It Until My Parts Hurt!
• Vanagon
  *Via Another Name: A Go-cart On Nerve
• Volkswagen
  *Vehicle Owner's List: Kite String, Wire, Aluminum, Gum, Engine (Not)
• Volvo
  *Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object
• VW
  *Very Worthless
  *Virtually Worthless

[1969Mach1]

lmao.. I love reading those... Although you should have picked a more user friendly colour..

§am.

[rustang girl]

Originally posted by 1969Mach1
lmao.. I love reading those... Although you should have picked a more user friendly colour..

§am.

but I like those colors

Actually, they were for my benifit....forgot to take em off..

[Stang_Crazy]

There are some real funny one's in there... But my eyeballs hurt from sitting so close to the monitor trying to read it.

[1969Mach1]

It's just hard to read the colours on the grey background.

[rustang girl]

Originally posted by Stang_Crazy
There are some real funny one's in there... But my eyeballs hurt from sitting so close to the monitor trying to read it.

hehe


I'm sorry guys.

I'll fix!

[The Fireman]

Did ya have to put the Ford one's in there?

[rustang girl]

K, all fixed.

Better?

[rustang girl]

Originally posted by The Fireman
Did ya have to put the Ford one's in there?

Sorry

Posted them somewhere else also.

I can delete 'em. Want me to delete 'em?

[1969Mach1]

Originally posted by rustang girl
K, all fixed.

Better?

Looks Good...

[The Fireman]

Originally posted by rustang girl
Sorry

Posted them somewhere else also.

I can delete 'em. Want me to delete 'em?

Naw!!! I was just joking.

BTW here is another Chevrolet one.

Cracked Heads Every Valve Rattles Oil Leaks Every Time

[rustang girl]

Originally posted by The Fireman
Naw!!! I was just joking.

I figured as much.

[Stang_Crazy]

Originally posted by rustang girl
K, all fixed.

Better?

Much better! Thank ya sweetheart

[rustang girl]

Originally posted by Stang_Crazy
Much better! Thank ya sweetheart

n/p

[cyberstang5.0]

Originally posted by 1969Mach1
...colour...

IT'S COLOR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! learn how to spell ya maple leaf

[Dark_5.0]

I never realized there were so many.

[82 GT]

Were you up all night thinking of those? WoW..that's insane!

[rustang girl]

Originally posted by 82 GT
Were you up all night thinking of those? WoW..that's insane!

hehe Naw, been collecting them for a LOOONG time. When ever I came across one, I'd save it. I've already added a couple more to th list.

[Fox Body]

Thank you rustang girl, thank you much! (even though I had to cringe over the Ford ones, but leave them up there )