Be Careful out there Guys.....

MTU 50 · 01-05-2003, 03:51 PM

Read this and find out why:

"I was riding to work yesterday when I observed a female driver cut right in front of a pickup truck, causing him to have to drive onto the shoulder to avoid hitting her. This angered the driver enough that he hung his arm out his window and "flipped" the woman off.

"Man, that guy was stupid," I thought to myself. I ALWAYS smile nicely and wave in a sheepish manner whenever a female does anything to me in traffic, and here's why:

I drive 48 miles each way every day to work. That's 96 miles each day. Of these, 16 miles each way is bumper-to-bumper on an 8-lane highway. There are 7 cars every 40 feet for 32 miles. That works out to 982 cars every mile, or 31,424 cars. Even though the rest of the 32 miles is not bumper-to-bumper, figure I pass at least another 4,000 cars. That brings the number to something like 36,000 cars that I pass every day.

Statistically, half of these cars are driven by females. That's 18,000 women drivers!

In any group of f! emales, 1 in 28 has PMS, that's 642.

According to Cosmopolitan, 70% describe their love life as dissatisfyi or unrewarding. That's 12600.

According to the National Institute of Health, 22% of all females have seriously considered suicide or homicide. That's 3960.

And, 34% describe men as their biggest problem. That's 6120.

According to the National Rifle Association, 5% of all females carry weapons, that's 900, and this number is increasing.

That means that EVERY SINGLE DAY, I drive past at least one female that has a lousy love life, thinks men are her biggest problem, has seriously considered suicide or homicide, has PMS and is armed.

Flip one off?... I don't think so."

induction · 01-05-2003, 04:01 PM

now thats a smart man!!!!

01-05-2003, 07:32 PM

LOL, so true so true

staticfade2 · 01-06-2003, 03:45 AM

Rollins Band Rocks! Just had to stick that in there, and Living in Los Angeles I would have to agree with the wave and smile technique

1969Mach1 · 01-06-2003, 07:48 AM

That is hillarious, but it was posted by Chris (Pkrwud) before. I'm just trying to remember if he wrote it... I'm sure someone will post more info.

§am.

MTU 50 · 01-06-2003, 11:01 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by 1969Mach1
That is hillarious, but it was posted by Chris (Pkrwud) before. I'm just trying to remember if he wrote it... I'm sure someone will post more info.

§am.

Yeah, I was wondering if it had been posted before but I figured what the hell. For the past two weeks I have been on break and my internet access was with a 56k modem b/c I was home from college.

Now I'm back at school and the cable modem is kickin' *** and taking names, so it makes the internet much more enjoyable.

1969Mach1 · 01-06-2003, 01:30 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by MTU 50
Yeah, I was wondering if it had been posted before but I figured what the hell. For the past two weeks I have been on break and my internet access was with a 56k modem b/c I was home from college.

Now I'm back at school and the cable modem is kickin' *** and taking names, so it makes the internet much more enjoyable.

Just curious, where did you get it from?
Maybe Chris's story is getting around, that is if it is his story.

§am.

MTU 50 · 01-06-2003, 01:45 PM

My buddy sent it to me in an e-mail. Did PKRWUD write it originally? If so, thats pretty funny that its almost come full circle.

01-05-2003, 03:51 PM	#1
MTU 50 GOT TORQUE ???? Join Date: Aug 1999 Location: New Hudson, Michigan, USA Posts: 689	Be Careful out there Guys..... Read this and find out why: "I was riding to work yesterday when I observed a female driver cut right in front of a pickup truck, causing him to have to drive onto the shoulder to avoid hitting her. This angered the driver enough that he hung his arm out his window and "flipped" the woman off. "Man, that guy was stupid," I thought to myself. I ALWAYS smile nicely and wave in a sheepish manner whenever a female does anything to me in traffic, and here's why: I drive 48 miles each way every day to work. That's 96 miles each day. Of these, 16 miles each way is bumper-to-bumper on an 8-lane highway. There are 7 cars every 40 feet for 32 miles. That works out to 982 cars every mile, or 31,424 cars. Even though the rest of the 32 miles is not bumper-to-bumper, figure I pass at least another 4,000 cars. That brings the number to something like 36,000 cars that I pass every day. Statistically, half of these cars are driven by females. That's 18,000 women drivers! In any group of f! emales, 1 in 28 has PMS, that's 642. According to Cosmopolitan, 70% describe their love life as dissatisfyi or unrewarding. That's 12600. According to the National Institute of Health, 22% of all females have seriously considered suicide or homicide. That's 3960. And, 34% describe men as their biggest problem. That's 6120. According to the National Rifle Association, 5% of all females carry weapons, that's 900, and this number is increasing. That means that EVERY SINGLE DAY, I drive past at least one female that has a lousy love life, thinks men are her biggest problem, has seriously considered suicide or homicide, has PMS and is armed. Flip one off?... I don't think so." __________________ 1991 GT, AOD, Moroso Cold Air, 3.73s, Pulleys, H-pipe, MAC Pro-Dumps, FMS c-springs, and KYBs, A/c delete, 190 LPH fuel pump, 3-row radiator, Maximum Motorsports full length subframes 2002 Oldsmobile Bravada(wife's car) 2005 Ford Taurus SEL (company ride) GOD BLESS OUR TROOPS !!!!

01-05-2003, 04:01 PM	#2
induction The Brit! Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Across the Pond! Posts: 694	now thats a smart man!!!! __________________ *Restored 1965 Coupe* *April Mare of the Month* RiceHatersClub Member #27

01-06-2003, 07:48 AM	#5
1969Mach1 HEY I CAN SET A NAME NOW! Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: Ontario, Canada Posts: 2,556	That is hillarious, but it was posted by Chris (Pkrwud) before. I'm just trying to remember if he wrote it... I'm sure someone will post more info. §am. __________________ 1969 Mustang Mach 1Sold 351-4V Windsor, 4 Speed MACH 1 - Moving At The Speed Of Sound. 1979 Mustang Indianapolis 500 Pace Car For Sale - Email me for Info 302-2V, 3-Speed Auto One of 2,106 made One of 405 sent to Canada. Yes those are caution lights, and No you can't pass me when there on. Ricer Hater's Club - Member #4

01-06-2003, 01:45 PM	#8
MTU 50 GOT TORQUE ???? Join Date: Aug 1999 Location: New Hudson, Michigan, USA Posts: 689	My buddy sent it to me in an e-mail. Did PKRWUD write it originally? If so, thats pretty funny that its almost come full circle. __________________ 1991 GT, AOD, Moroso Cold Air, 3.73s, Pulleys, H-pipe, MAC Pro-Dumps, FMS c-springs, and KYBs, A/c delete, 190 LPH fuel pump, 3-row radiator, Maximum Motorsports full length subframes 2002 Oldsmobile Bravada(wife's car) 2005 Ford Taurus SEL (company ride) GOD BLESS OUR TROOPS !!!!

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