Be Carefull What You Kick!!
 

Kid on farm get up and goes down to the kitchen and asks his mother
for breakfast of eggs, bacon and milk. she tell him he has to do his chores, so he say what
chores and she tells him to milk the cows, slop the pigs and feed the chickens
then he can eat.

he goes out and first milks the cow and when done he kicks her.
then he take care of the pigs and afterwards he kicks them too. finally he feed the chickens
and kick one too!! he goes inside and say he is done and want his breakfast now. mom says
"well i saw you kick the chicken so no eggs", "i also saw you kick the cow so no milk","and you
also kicked the pig too so no bacon either". kids sits sulking till his father comes down and when he comes
in his father kicks the cat and the son looks at his mother and says to her " do you want me to tell him"

ahahahah, read that somewhere, still funny:)

Two blondes at the lake. One blondes wonders how the other blonde got on the other side of the lake.

The one blonde yells to the other, " HEY, HOW DO I GET ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE LAKE?"

The blonde on the other side yells back, " YOU ARE ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE LAKE!"

omg...rofl...im falling over...it....hurts.....to....laugh....this....hard ...

...hahahahaha..... :p:p

HA!!!! LOL Those are great! :D Thanks.