Cars and personalities...

[Hammer]

How many of these types have you seen?

The Lexus SUV:
God I make a lot of money. See how BIG and BEAUTIFUL my Lexus SUV is? You don't see it? Well, let me get in your lane right in front of you so you can admire my BIG, BEAUTIFUL Lexus SUV from the back. Here, I'll slow down for you so you can take a nice long look. Kids? Oh no... the nanny does all that, and she's not driving THIS car!
Did I tell you I made a lot of money?

Any sports car over 80,000 dollars:
You know what? I'm THE MAN! Who's the man? I'M THE MAN!
Look at this sexy piece of machinery. I have more horsepower than 3 of your cars put together! Everyone needs to have a look at my GLORIOUS car, so I'll get in the fast lane and do 60 miles per hour. Race? HAHAHA... No reason to make you feel bad. Besides, I'm not gonna risk this studly replacement for my manhood... Don't you know how much this car costs?

The soccer mom minivan:
I've got 4 screaming kids in the back and it's my time of the month. So BACK OFF! Shut UP Justin! and stop hitting your brother! Oh no, not in MY lane you don't! I'll slam down this gas pedal and keep MY lane. That's right.... its MY lane. Everyone can kiss my a#$. Including my husband, who is definately sleeping around although I can't prove it. That 2-timing bast$%&.

The 80s Camaro Redneck:
Watch out man! I've got a stock 350 just WAITIN' to smoke your *****. You don't want none of me....
Don't I sound mean? Cut off those crappy mufflers as the rust was eatin' through 'em anyway....
Just keepin an eye open to wax some Ford Focus and listenin' to some Journey....

Import Ricer:
(Insert annoying jumping chiuaua dog voice)
LOOK AT ME! LOOK AT ME!.... Look at my pink paint job! Aren't I cool? Watch me cut in and out of rush hour traffic causing accidents behind me. It's that big aluminum wing that I took off a surplus F-4 Phantom that helps me cut in front of family cars in stand still traffic.... and watch THIS cool sh&%.... I'm stuck in a HUGE line of traffic behind a stop light and I can STILL rev up at the Jeep Cherokee next to me. Nah, he ain't lookin.... He don't want none of this.... I am all 21 st century high-tech VTEC man.... Variable Telegraphic Elemental Cataclysmic dude.... Dude, turn down the radio, my phone.... Oh crap... its my mom.... she must want the car back.... Hey man, I can't move my left leg... Oh yea, my huge pants leg is stuck in the door again....

[jj_jonathon]

I felt a big release of painful energy come with that (not that kind of big release of painful energy)...but youre pretty much right...except when I come across a ricer and they see my car they pretend not to see me...hehe...merely look straight ahead and try to block out the american V8 next to their fartcan on a 4banger ....and the 80s camaros...well they kinda do the same...I think most of them realize that if you were to hammer on it, half the parts would fall off and the engine would blow (course foxbody mustangs get that way with 200,000 miles on em..hehe )

[Crazy Horse GT]

rotflmao, a little road rage there hammer? that was some funny stuff, but so true.

[Mustangbelle306]

Every bit of that was true, ESPECIALLY the yuppies in Lexi and the bltch *** soccer moms

[The Deuce]

Nice Hammer.

I didn't realize there were still 80's Camaros on the road. They all must have been impounded out here for being eyesores. Oh well, I would like to smoke one or two of them. And am I the only one who's noticed all the ricer kids have airbag suspensions on their Civics?

[0h n0 5.0]

Originally posted by Hammer
How many of these types have you seen?

The Lexus SUV:
God I make a lot of money. See how BIG and BEAUTIFUL my Lexus SUV is? You don't see it? Well, let me get in your lane right in front of you so you can admire my BIG, BEAUTIFUL Lexus SUV from the back. Here, I'll slow down for you so you can take a nice long look. Kids? Oh no... the nanny does all that, and she's not driving THIS car!
Did I tell you I made a lot of money?

Any sports car over 80,000 dollars:
You know what? I'm THE MAN! Who's the man? I'M THE MAN!
Look at this sexy piece of machinery. I have more horsepower than 3 of your cars put together! Everyone needs to have a look at my GLORIOUS car, so I'll get in the fast lane and do 60 miles per hour. Race? HAHAHA... No reason to make you feel bad. Besides, I'm not gonna risk this studly replacement for my manhood... Don't you know how much this car costs?

The soccer mom minivan:
I've got 4 screaming kids in the back and it's my time of the month. So BACK OFF! Shut UP Justin! and stop hitting your brother! Oh no, not in MY lane you don't! I'll slam down this gas pedal and keep MY lane. That's right.... its MY lane. Everyone can kiss my a#$. Including my husband, who is definately sleeping around although I can't prove it. That 2-timing bast$%&.

The 80s Camaro Redneck:
Watch out man! I've got a stock 350 just WAITIN' to smoke your *****. You don't want none of me....
Don't I sound mean? Cut off those crappy mufflers as the rust was eatin' through 'em anyway....
Just keepin an eye open to wax some Ford Focus and listenin' to some Journey....

Import Ricer:
(Insert annoying jumping chiuaua dog voice)
LOOK AT ME! LOOK AT ME!.... Look at my pink paint job! Aren't I cool? Watch me cut in and out of rush hour traffic causing accidents behind me. It's that big aluminum wing that I took off a surplus F-4 Phantom that helps me cut in front of family cars in stand still traffic.... and watch THIS cool sh&%.... I'm stuck in a HUGE line of traffic behind a stop light and I can STILL rev up at the Jeep Cherokee next to me. Nah, he ain't lookin.... He don't want none of this.... I am all 21 st century high-tech VTEC man.... Variable Telegraphic Elemental Cataclysmic dude.... Dude, turn down the radio, my phone.... Oh crap... its my mom.... she must want the car back.... Hey man, I can't move my left leg... Oh yea, my huge pants leg is stuck in the door again....

mustang driver:
looking over, rolling eyes, bursting into uncontrolable laughing, tears streaming down their face, gathers composure at sight of previous characters stupidity side steps the clutch an roars off

you forgot cool masta G in his rusted out 80's caprice with the side exit duals, 20's, an mirror tint.

[Mr 5 0]

Hammer:

Loved it! Right on the money.

Let's not forget the Old Man in a huge 1979 Lincoln Town Car, wearing a hat (it's obligatory) and able to see just above the steering wheel:

Hey, I can''t see too well, my hearing is shot, I can't react worth a damn and - I don't care! It's my right to drive 40 mph in the left lane; I have a Lincoln! Hey, I survived 60 years of driving, sonny, lets see how long you can last when I pull out of this driveway without looking! Har har! Scared you didn't I? Kids today, humph. Where's my Viagra?

Hammer--sooo funny, and right on cue...Mr 5 0, oh yea can't forget the old guy in the Lincoln just too funny you guys..Odie

[mustangman65_79]

Originally posted by Mr 5 0
Hammer:

Loved it! Right on the money.

Let's not forget the Old Man in a huge 1979 Lincoln Town Car, wearing a hat (it's obligatory) and able to see just above the steering wheel:

Hey, I can''t see too well, my hearing is shot, I can't react worth a damn and - I don't care! It's my right to drive 40 mph in the left lane; I have a Lincoln! Hey, I survived 60 years of driving, sonny, lets see how long you can last when I pull out of this driveway without looking! Har har! Scared you didn't I? Kids today, humph. Where's my Viagra?

lol-we should make one for everyone!