oh geez...id hate to be the guy that drank the tit-swelling coke because he accidentally picked it up (like anyone who grabbed pepsi-1 by accident)....
"What happened to
Chris?"
"Well he was such a Coca-cola fanatic that he just
had to try that new breast-enlarging soda! Too bad it works for males and he's now a B-cup!"
...uhh...ouch!...burn! (i think)
