OMG!!! hahahah I read the whole thing, and that was awesome!!! I was already annoyed from the start by the lame *** chamomile tea, and Gary was right when he said:
Yeah? Well, you're a self-centered tedious neurotic whose attempts at writing are the literary equivalent of Valium. "Oh shall I have chamomile tea? Or shall I have some other sort of F*CKING TEA??? Oh no, I'm such an air headed bimbo who reads too many Danielle Steele novels."
Too cool!!! Sad thing is, I know most people won't read it because its lengthy...but I loved it!
