The Crazy life of Mercury continues!
 

Hello Everyone. Some may remember me, some may not, some havent had the pleasure of knowing me yet.

See what happens you talk about someone. I sensed it, someone mentioned my name, and WHAM. Speak of the devil and who shall appear (My name bieng Damien, that saying is really fitting).

Ever since I got promoted at Fed Ex, I havent really kept track of this site. Been a year, or close to it I think since my last post.

As usual, lots of things going on in my life, car related, relationship related, work related and everything else. About the only thing that hasnt happened to me is I still have yet to be abducted by Space Aliens that bare resemblance to Kebler Elves. Hopefully that wont happen.

Got Robbed at gun point at Waffle HOuse, had a 9 mil stuck to my head, the girl I was dating (She moves back to Colorado Monday who worked there had a Shotgun put to her chest:( ).

Then I screwed up my own life by back stabbing all kinds of people after that. Lost myself for a long while. Then one day I woke up realized what I had done, and started rebuilding bridges I had burned. Luckily all my friends understood and we all worked things back out.

Then I destroyed the engine in my 2000 GT. It decided to spin all kinds of bearings.

Been very busy to say the least. So you guys should see some stories poping up here shortly from me.

OH, and yes, I did pee on my shoe and pants leg. Not during a date, but while my girlfriend was there. One of my friends "Borrowed" my car while I was peeing.

Good to see alot of familar faces around here. I'll defentiley be in touch.

Glad to see you back Merc!! That really sucks about getting robbed dude. I hope they didnt get too much from you. Good thing the guy didnt sneeze while holding you at gunpoint. I definately am looking forward to some of your crazy and entertaining stories in the near future.

Caymon

Welcome back D! Looking forward to your entertaining stories!! :D


My fav!

allright the merc man is back, hope to here from you soon bro, sorry you got jacked. cya. :mad: :D :D :D :)

Good!

Sincerely glad to have you back, man, whether you share your adventurous life with us or not. Glad you've been working things out and life has at least been bearable :). Kinda slow around here currently, but still home for me.

...See ya 'round Hg. ;)

great to have you back man :)

wow
 

wow.
Damian.
How the HELL have you been? I guess by reading your post that is a STUPID question! You got held up at GUNPOINT! geez...
I'm glad you are doing okay.

I myself have not been that active here on the boards for many many months...I pop in and read and post now and then . I miss it here....Just so many people have gone, and its just not the same as it used to be. I miss that 'family' we had here...and I know I am as guilty as anyone for not being that active.

I hope that life has been good to you over the past year or so. You deserve it...things are still the same for me here....:) Still hanging in there. ;)
shoot me an email or PM sometime....I'd like to catch up...
I dont know who on this board has had the worst luck w/ stuff...me or you...lol...NEVER a dull moment. I myself cannot say I've been held up at gun point. Thank GOD! lol...
Good to see ya again, Ive wondered how you were doing. Please keep in touch.
Take care man,
CC

Good to see ya back, man. You're a cool guy in my book! :)

And actually, THIS was your last post, Jan 24th 2003.

What?? 2003? I must've missed that post (every once in a while I have the tendency to skip a week or 2 from posting here) b/c it seems to me that he hasn't been around for close to a year.

Oh yeah, and joe4speed, if we ever have any "mustangrapists" around here, we'll hire you to lead the investigation. You can carry the shotgun, the rest of us will carry the pitchforks and torches. :D :p

Good to see you bqck Merc... I thinkk?
 

Hee,hee, I always enjoyed the stories. I do rememmer when you upset Mr.5.0 with the shoe peeing story.

Rev

Re: wow
 

Hey, don't forget about me, u guys havn't heard the half of my ****.

Although I still havn't been in gunpoint. Although I was tried to be robbed the other day, but got away in time, thanks to me truck.

Welcome back,Mercury! Hopefully you'll find some time to pop in more often and entertain us!

I plan on stopping by alot more often. I'd say I'll try to make it daily.

As for getting Mr 5.0 mad at me for my shoe peeing story, I dont remember upsetting him with that one. It was another one that I ticked him off with. He would get alittle irritated with more horrible spelling though, but spelling was never a strong point of mine. hehehe.

Dang, now you got me searching my memory banks for what post it was that me and Mr 5.0 had a little arguement over. Was it one of the ones that I ran from the cops??? No, It was about the girl I decided to be nice and give a ride, then she offered me a....ummm....favor. I think that was it.

LOL
 

GAWD...I remember that one..man, you talk about LIVING DANGEROUSLY.....LOL....she could have been a SHIM for all you knew! lmao!
I liked the one where you wrecked the big thingy that you drove at work. lol...Im sure it was not funny at the time...but it made for good reading.
lol
TNT :cool:

Topless.

Oh, The pallet Jack at work. When I tried to show off to the girl and I ended up flying into pallets of Boxes that contained...of course....bra's and panties. Yeah, that was awesome. No better way to win a girls heart. hehehe :D

Thought for a second that you might of ment the time I caught my crotch on fire while driving the yard dog. But I didnt crash it..Thank God.

"As Mercury's World Turns"

:D


-Josh, aka the tireburner

P.S. I see you got a blower for the 64, SWEET.

Take a look at my sig, look what I'm doing to the LX:D

Hey tireburner, I love the little Oh face guy, thats things great.

office space rocks :D