Deer = The Enemy

[lil drummer boy]

I think the population of deer in this country have specifically targeted me with a big invisible bullseye only visible by the deer themselves. It's a conspiracy I tell you. I own a white '97 Mustang GT and I've had it in the shop twice now in the past 5 months due to accidents involving deer. I had three run out in front of me back in November and did a job on the front end of my beloved 'stang, then here almost a month ago I had one do a running headbutt into the right quarterpanel. I just now got my baby out of the shop... woo hoo! I'm mounting a rocket launcher anti-deer campaign into the woodlands of America. Who's with me!!!