Favorite Movie Quotes?

mustangII460 · 10-21-2002, 11:47 PM

Grandpa, hes a one hitter! "Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2"

I like you. You can come over to my house and F*** my sister! "Full Metal Jacket"

6T9PONY · 10-22-2002, 12:34 AM

"Big Gulps, huh? Alriiiiight....Well! See ya later!" Dumb & Dumber

"Take it off dickhead, I'm serious." Tommy Boy

Crazy Horse GT · 10-22-2002, 01:17 AM

2 but from the same movie, jack nicholson, - heres johnny, -- wendy i'm home-- the shining.

- worst at the end of the last & furious, right after the charger flipped- well i owe you an 11 second car - vin diesel's reply- where tf is it all i see is a fart can 15 second rice bomb lol

Ackbar00 · 10-22-2002, 06:49 AM

1. Read my sig.

2. Snatch - "Now there are 2 types of balls. There are big brave balls, than there are little mince faggot balls!"

3. Aliens - "Thats great. Thats just ******* great man! Now what the **** are we supposed to do?! Where in some pretty **** now man!!"

4.Fight Club - "The first rule of Fight Club is, you do not talk about Fight Club. The second rule of Fight Club is, YOU DO NOT TALK ABOUT FIGHT CLUB!"

this is not cbring · 10-22-2002, 08:19 AM

"You eat pieces of sh*t for breakfast?"

"I, too, am not a pu$$y." - the foreign dude in office space

302 LX Eric · 10-22-2002, 08:29 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by this is not cbring
"I, too, am not a pu$$y." - the foreign dude in office space

Absolutely classic line! I think that movie has about 20+ great quotes! Another favorite of mine is the "I'll tell you what I'd do with a million dollars...two chicks at the same time."

Or what about Big Lebowski...I love that movie - great quotes as well, but probably a little too harsh for this site.

E

RedLilPony · 10-22-2002, 08:36 AM

I think my favorite quote is:

"The name's Roger SIR, could I be of any assistance?"

*music starts up*

"That's funny. My name's Roger. TWO ROGER'S DONT MAKE A RIGHT! AHAHAHA!....Listen Roger I have a problem. I've been in town for 3 months. I have money, I have taste, but Saturday night is the loneliess night of the week FOR ME"

THAT SCENE IS CLASSIC!!! The way Nicholas Cage delivers it, it's perfect! LOL

Hammer · 10-22-2002, 09:16 AM

Favorite funny quote:

History of the World Part 1
Queen: "Guard, Do I have any openings in which this man might fit?"
Crowd: "OOOOOOO"
Slave: "Hip Crowd..."

Favorite real life quote:
Basic Training Company Commander talking to wierd looking guy in formation:
"Holy Sh** Son!! What the hell kind of birth defect did your momma and sperm donor pass on to you? How the He!! did you pass your physical? This is brand **$%ing new to me! We've got ourselves a walking, talking FOOTBALL!! That's right football, get down and give me 50.... Oh sh**, that won't work, you'll just teeter-totter back and forth on that huge ***** gut of yours! Let me ask you a question. If you fall down, Can you get back up? Or are you arms too **^&ing short?"

Actually he wasn't that fat... but he DID kind of look like a football. And you bet your ***** that name stuck to him all through basic...

mikew88gt · 10-22-2002, 09:45 AM

From the Matrix:

Morpheus: The Matrix is a system, Neo. That system is our enemy. But when you're inside, you look around and what do you see? Businessmen, Teachers, Lawyers, Carpenters...the very minds of the people we're trying to save. But until we do, these people are still a part of that system, and that makes them our enemy. You have to understand, most of these people are not ready to be unplugged. And many of them are so innerred, so hopelessly dependent on the system that they will fight to protect it. Are you listening to me, Neo? Or were you looking at the woman in the red dress?

429mustang · 10-22-2002, 10:40 AM

"How bout a fresca, hmmm hmmmmm"

"This is buddy Mr. Wang, no offense"

tireburner163 · 10-22-2002, 10:51 AM

*Machine gun blast*

"ANYBODY THAT RUNS IS A VC, ANYBODY THAT STANDS STILL IS A WELL TRAINED VC"......Full Metal Jacket.

silver_pilate · 10-22-2002, 11:08 AM

"You'll get no sympathy from me! You want sympathy? Look in the dictionary between ****...and syphilis. That's where you'll find my sympathy!" --Major Payne

The entire movie of Tombstone is one huge quote fest.

"Forgive me if I don't shake hands." --Doc Holliday

--nathan

brockjoe · 10-22-2002, 12:05 PM

It's 106 miles to Chicago, We got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark and we're wearing sunglasses.

Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration, don't fail us now!

Elwood: Oh no!

Jake: What the f*** was that?

Elwood: The motor. Thrown a rod.

Jake: Is that serious?

Elwood: Yep.

The Deuce · 10-22-2002, 12:46 PM

"I can't belive they had security walk us out, its not like we were going to steal anything."

"I stole something."

"Yeah, I guess we all did."

"No, I stole something else."

Music starts...."DIE MOTHER F***ER DIE!!!"

Has to be one of the best scenes ever.

I guess all of office space is quotable, too bad its my life.

"I hear prison ain't so bad, if you don't mind taking it up the but."-Richard Prior, See no evil, hear no evil.

"I won! I lost."-Friday

tireburner163 · 10-22-2002, 01:39 PM

"You gotta be shitin me!

You know I've never understood that phrase, but no I'm not "shitting you"

Coupe Devil · 10-22-2002, 03:28 PM

You just got knocked the fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu**kk oouuutttt.

Bradley

90lxracer · 10-22-2002, 09:11 PM

Gone In 60 Seconds-After dog $hits out the mercedez keys

"Thats disgusting!''
"Awww...Ima throw up dawg.."
"Who gets there jollies off playing with dog *****?"

srv1 · 10-22-2002, 09:28 PM

"I got news for you pal, you ain't leadin' but two things right now. Jack and Schit...and Jack left town." -Bruce Campbell in "Army of Darkness"

Coupe Devil · 10-22-2002, 09:36 PM

Put a little ENGLISH ON IT..... Strong accent on the English but I cant remember what movie its in.

Bradley

0h n0 5.0 · 10-23-2002, 12:09 AM

got several.

illinois nazi's...
I hate illinois nazi's...

Oh you ready to blow?!? well i'm a mushroom cloud layin mutha f*ka, mutha f*ka. everytime my hands touch brains, i'm superfly TNT!!..I'm the guns of the Navroign!!!..IN FACT; WHAT THE ***** AM I DOIN IN THE BACK SEAT?!?. we're F*ckin switchin an i'm in the front an your pickin up this Mutha F*cka's skull!!!

no, no poor people are crazy, I'm ecentric.

i'm over educated and underskilled...i'm not "Economically Viable"

10-21-2002, 11:47 PM	#1
mustangII460 Factoy Five Roadster Join Date: May 2000 Location: Sevier Co,Tennessee Posts: 1,681	Favorite Movie Quotes? Grandpa, hes a one hitter! "Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2" I like you. You can come over to my house and F*** my sister! "Full Metal Jacket" __________________ Frank Last edited by mustangII460; 10-22-2002 at 12:19 AM..

10-22-2002, 01:17 AM	#3
Crazy Horse GT Registered Member Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Sale Creek, TN. C. S. A. Posts: 4,652	2 but from the same movie, jack nicholson, - heres johnny, -- wendy i'm home-- the shining. - worst at the end of the last & furious, right after the charger flipped- well i owe you an 11 second car - vin diesel's reply- where tf is it all i see is a fart can 15 second rice bomb lol __________________ 95 gt vert, lot's of stuff, it aint slow. 04 sonic blue v - six my beater 89 rs camaro iroc turbo hood, other stuff, my wifes ride 84 lx stang cammed up 289 hi po, etc 65 falcon, maybe by the year 2020. black 00gt, gone but never forgotten. R H C- member # 1 o.b.c. da prez- member # 1 if your under 40 dont ask. goodbye for now odie,r.i.p. 11-27-03 Last edited by Crazy Horse GT; 10-22-2002 at 01:23 AM..

10-22-2002, 06:49 AM	#4
Ackbar00 Rebel Fleet Commander Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: Huber Heights, OH Posts: 1,003	1. Read my sig. 2. Snatch - "Now there are 2 types of balls. There are big brave balls, than there are little mince faggot balls!" 3. Aliens - "Thats great. Thats just ***** great man! Now what the are we supposed to do?! Where in some pretty ** now man!!" 4.Fight Club - "The first rule of Fight Club is, you do not talk about Fight Club. The second rule of Fight Club is, YOU DO NOT TALK ABOUT FIGHT CLUB!" __________________ 1993 Mustang GT, PTK w/ T-64 - My Cardomain Webpage 11.25@123.5 on only 8 psi. 10.84@121 on only 1 headgasket "The Truth is, Your the Weak, and I am the Tyranny of Evil Men!"

10-22-2002, 08:19 AM	#5
this is not cbring Registered Member Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Knoxville, TN Posts: 380	"You eat pieces of sht for breakfast?" "I, too, am not a pu$$y." - the foreign dude in office space __________________ 2002 vw gti 1.8T*

10-22-2002, 08:36 AM	#7
RedLilPony It's been awhile, huh? Join Date: Dec 2000 Location: I'm from Texas, Bitch! Posts: 505	I think my favorite quote is: "The name's Roger SIR, could I be of any assistance?" music starts up "That's funny. My name's Roger. TWO ROGER'S DONT MAKE A RIGHT! AHAHAHA!....Listen Roger I have a problem. I've been in town for 3 months. I have money, I have taste, but Saturday night is the loneliess night of the week FOR ME" THAT SCENE IS CLASSIC!!! The way Nicholas Cage delivers it, it's perfect! LOL __________________ Jodi AKA RedLilPony Red 68 GT Fastback and Black 99 GT Coupe RedLilPony.com

10-22-2002, 12:34 AM	#2
6T9PONY All about the Windsor. Join Date: Feb 2000 Posts: 2,052	"Big Gulps, huh? Alriiiiight....Well! See ya later!" Dumb & Dumber "Take it off dickhead, I'm serious." Tommy Boy

10-22-2002, 09:16 AM	#8
Hammer AKA "Dr. Evil" Join Date: Feb 1999 Location: South Fork Ranch Posts: 1,721	Favorite funny quote: History of the World Part 1 Queen: "Guard, Do I have any openings in which this man might fit?" Crowd: "OOOOOOO" Slave: "Hip Crowd..." Favorite real life quote: Basic Training Company Commander talking to wierd looking guy in formation: "Holy Sh Son!! What the hell kind of birth defect did your momma and sperm donor pass on to you? How the He!! did you pass your physical? This is brand $%ing new to me! We've got ourselves a walking, talking FOOTBALL!! That's right football, get down and give me 50.... Oh sh, that won't work, you'll just teeter-totter back and forth on that huge * gut of yours! Let me ask you a question. If you fall down, Can you get back up? Or are you arms too ^&ing short?" Actually he wasn't that fat... but he DID kind of look like a football. And you bet your ***** that name stuck to him all through basic... __________________ Uncle Sam "What the hell is up with all the gauges? Calling Captain Kirk, your ride awaits... Phasers on stun...."

10-22-2002, 09:45 AM	#9
mikew88gt Registered Member Join Date: Jul 1999 Location: New York State Posts: 242	From the Matrix: Morpheus: The Matrix is a system, Neo. That system is our enemy. But when you're inside, you look around and what do you see? Businessmen, Teachers, Lawyers, Carpenters...the very minds of the people we're trying to save. But until we do, these people are still a part of that system, and that makes them our enemy. You have to understand, most of these people are not ready to be unplugged. And many of them are so innerred, so hopelessly dependent on the system that they will fight to protect it. Are you listening to me, Neo? Or were you looking at the woman in the red dress?

10-22-2002, 10:40 AM	#10
429mustang Registered Member Join Date: May 2001 Location: westerville, OH USA Posts: 618	"How bout a fresca, hmmm hmmmmm" "This is buddy Mr. Wang, no offense" __________________ 1990 Notchback: BBK Ceramic Coated Full length headers, Dr. Gas 3"- 2 1/2" x-pipe, Flowmaster 40's/turndowns.

10-22-2002, 10:51 AM	#11
tireburner163 It's a lot like a race car Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: Meridian, MS Posts: 4,130	Machine gun blast "ANYBODY THAT RUNS IS A VC, ANYBODY THAT STANDS STILL IS A WELL TRAINED VC"......Full Metal Jacket. __________________ 1987 Buick T-type 1998 HD Electra Elide

10-22-2002, 11:08 AM	#12
silver_pilate DURKA DURKA!! Join Date: Sep 1997 Location: Lubbock, TX...(TX panhandle) Posts: 1,418	"You'll get no sympathy from me! You want sympathy? Look in the dictionary between **...and syphilis. That's where you'll find my sympathy!" --Major Payne The entire movie of Tombstone is one huge quote fest. "Forgive me if I don't shake hands." --Doc Holliday --nathan __________________ '91 GT, Coast 347, 9.5:1 compression, full intake, Wolverine 1087 cam, exhaust, Keith Craft ported Windsor Jr. Irons (235 cfm intake, 195 cfm exhaust), AOD, PI 3500 converter, Lentech valve body, 3.73's (4.10's in the works), and Yokohama ES100's out back. Daily Car:** '04 Infiniti G35 Sedan 6MT

10-22-2002, 12:05 PM	#13
brockjoe Registered Member Join Date: Sep 2000 Location: Sioux city IA Posts: 71	It's 106 miles to Chicago, We got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark and we're wearing sunglasses. Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration, don't fail us now! Elwood: Oh no! Jake: What the f*** was that? Elwood: The motor. Thrown a rod. Jake: Is that serious? Elwood: Yep. __________________ Joe My 71 Coupe boycott NASCAR

10-22-2002, 12:46 PM	#14
The Deuce Registered Member Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Atlanta, GA Posts: 2,325	"I can't belive they had security walk us out, its not like we were going to steal anything." "I stole something." "Yeah, I guess we all did." "No, I stole something else." Music starts...."DIE MOTHER F***ER DIE!!!" Has to be one of the best scenes ever. I guess all of office space is quotable, too bad its my life. "I hear prison ain't so bad, if you don't mind taking it up the but."-Richard Prior, See no evil, hear no evil. "I won! I lost."-Friday __________________ 1997 Mustang GT "The Freak" - 13.80 @ 101.70, 2.07 60' 1995 Honda VFR750 - not much @ really fast (actual data pending.) 1964.5 Mustang 289 Rice Haters Club Member #13

10-22-2002, 01:39 PM	#15
tireburner163 It's a lot like a race car Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: Meridian, MS Posts: 4,130	"You gotta be shitin me! You know I've never understood that phrase, but no I'm not "shitting you" __________________ 1987 Buick T-type 1998 HD Electra Elide

10-22-2002, 03:28 PM	#16
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10-22-2002, 09:11 PM	#17
90lxracer Registered Member Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: houston, Texas Posts: 65	Gone In 60 Seconds-After dog $hits out the mercedez keys "Thats disgusting!'' "Awww...Ima throw up dawg.." "Who gets there jollies off playing with dog *****?" __________________ 1990 lx 5.0L 5 spd. BBk Lt's/BBK o/r x-pipe/2 chamber flows/holley systemax upper intake/holley systemax lower intake/holley systemax heads/Lunati cam/timing chain/fms 1.6 rr's/ pro-m 80mm mass air/ 24# injectors/ 190lbh./fuel pressure regulator/BBK 70mm tb/BBK 70mm egr spcr/fms 3.73 gear/Fluidyne Aluminum Radiator/Ford Racing Water pump/Underdrive pulleys 1997 Chevy Silverado Z71 4x4 6'' Pro-comp triple shock lift / 35x12.5 Pro-comp x-terrains on 15x10 welds / 4.56 gear / hypertech power programmer / Flowmaster 40 series exhaust / 2 12'' Audiobahn subs powered by houston acoustic 900 watt amp / white face gauges

10-22-2002, 09:28 PM	#18
srv1 Get down..... Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: Room 103 Posts: 2,095	*"I got news for you pal, you ain't leadin' but two things right now. Jack and Schit...and Jack left town."* -Bruce Campbell in "Army of Darkness" __________________ Cobra brakes are on! Finally..... ------------------------------------------------

10-22-2002, 09:36 PM	#19
Coupe Devil Moderator Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: Myrtle Beach SC Posts: 1,643	Put a little ENGLISH ON IT..... Strong accent on the English but I cant remember what movie its in. Bradley __________________ 1990 GT, 347, TFS TW Heads, TFS Cam, TFS Track heat, Twin turbos, FMIC, T5. Built Ford Tough Moderator

10-23-2002, 12:09 AM	#20
0h n0 5.0 Registered Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Birmingham, Alabama Posts: 371	got several. illinois nazi's... I hate illinois nazi's... Oh you ready to blow?!? well i'm a mushroom cloud layin mutha fka, mutha fka. everytime my hands touch brains, i'm superfly TNT!!..I'm the guns of the Navroign!!!..IN FACT; WHAT THE ***** AM I DOIN IN THE BACK SEAT?!?. we're Fckin switchin an i'm in the front an your pickin up this Mutha Fcka's skull!!! no, no poor people are crazy, I'm ecentric. i'm over educated and underskilled...i'm not "Economically Viable" __________________ 0h n0 5.0 Alias:94five0, Vr00m, Black Shuck 1994 GT 5.0l

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