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Favorite Movie Quotes?
Grandpa, hes a one hitter! "Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2":)
I like you. You can come over to my house and F*** my sister! "Full Metal Jacket":) |
"Big Gulps, huh? Alriiiiight....Well! See ya later!" Dumb & Dumber
"Take it off dickhead, I'm serious." Tommy Boy |
2 but from the same movie, jack nicholson, - heres johnny, -- wendy i'm home-- the shining.:rolleyes: :D :D :D- worst at the end of the last & furious, right after the charger flipped- well i owe you an 11 second car - vin diesel's reply- where tf is it all i see is a fart can 15 second rice bomb lol :D :D :p
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1. Read my sig.
2. Snatch - "Now there are 2 types of balls. There are big brave balls, than there are little mince faggot balls!" 3. Aliens - "Thats great. Thats just ******* great man! Now what the **** are we supposed to do?! Where in some pretty **** now man!!" 4.Fight Club - "The first rule of Fight Club is, you do not talk about Fight Club. The second rule of Fight Club is, YOU DO NOT TALK ABOUT FIGHT CLUB!" |
"You eat pieces of sh*t for breakfast?"
"I, too, am not a pu$$y." - the foreign dude in office space |
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Or what about Big Lebowski...I love that movie - great quotes as well, but probably a little too harsh for this site. :D E |
I think my favorite quote is:
"The name's Roger SIR, could I be of any assistance?" *music starts up* "That's funny. My name's Roger. TWO ROGER'S DONT MAKE A RIGHT! AHAHAHA!....Listen Roger I have a problem. I've been in town for 3 months. I have money, I have taste, but Saturday night is the loneliess night of the week FOR ME" THAT SCENE IS CLASSIC!!! The way Nicholas Cage delivers it, it's perfect! LOL :D |
Favorite funny quote:
History of the World Part 1 Queen: "Guard, Do I have any openings in which this man might fit?" Crowd: "OOOOOOO" Slave: "Hip Crowd..." Favorite real life quote: Basic Training Company Commander talking to wierd looking guy in formation: "Holy Sh** Son!! What the hell kind of birth defect did your momma and sperm donor pass on to you? How the He!! did you pass your physical? This is brand **$%ing new to me! We've got ourselves a walking, talking FOOTBALL!! That's right football, get down and give me 50.... Oh sh**, that won't work, you'll just teeter-totter back and forth on that huge ***** gut of yours! Let me ask you a question. If you fall down, Can you get back up? Or are you arms too **^&ing short?" Actually he wasn't that fat... but he DID kind of look like a football. And you bet your ***** that name stuck to him all through basic... ;) |
From the Matrix:
Morpheus: The Matrix is a system, Neo. That system is our enemy. But when you're inside, you look around and what do you see? Businessmen, Teachers, Lawyers, Carpenters...the very minds of the people we're trying to save. But until we do, these people are still a part of that system, and that makes them our enemy. You have to understand, most of these people are not ready to be unplugged. And many of them are so innerred, so hopelessly dependent on the system that they will fight to protect it. Are you listening to me, Neo? Or were you looking at the woman in the red dress? |
"How bout a fresca, hmmm hmmmmm"
"This is buddy Mr. Wang, no offense" |
*Machine gun blast*
"ANYBODY THAT RUNS IS A VC, ANYBODY THAT STANDS STILL IS A WELL TRAINED VC"......Full Metal Jacket. |
"You'll get no sympathy from me! You want sympathy? Look in the dictionary between ****...and syphilis. That's where you'll find my sympathy!" --Major Payne
The entire movie of Tombstone is one huge quote fest. "Forgive me if I don't shake hands." --Doc Holliday --nathan |
It's 106 miles to Chicago, We got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark and we're wearing sunglasses.
Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration, don't fail us now! Elwood: Oh no! Jake: What the f*** was that? Elwood: The motor. Thrown a rod. Jake: Is that serious? Elwood: Yep. |
"I can't belive they had security walk us out, its not like we were going to steal anything."
"I stole something." "Yeah, I guess we all did." "No, I stole something else." Music starts...."DIE MOTHER F***ER DIE!!!" Has to be one of the best scenes ever. I guess all of office space is quotable, too bad its my life. "I hear prison ain't so bad, if you don't mind taking it up the but."-Richard Prior, See no evil, hear no evil. "I won! I lost."-Friday |
"You gotta be shitin me!
You know I've never understood that phrase, but no I'm not "shitting you" |
You just got knocked the fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu**kk oouuutttt.
Bradley |
Gone In 60 Seconds-After dog $hits out the mercedez keys
"Thats disgusting!'' "Awww...Ima throw up dawg.." "Who gets there jollies off playing with dog *****?" |
"I got news for you pal, you ain't leadin' but two things right now. Jack and Schit...and Jack left town." -Bruce Campbell in "Army of Darkness":D
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Put a little ENGLISH ON IT..... Strong accent on the English but I cant remember what movie its in.
Bradley |
got several.
illinois nazi's... I hate illinois nazi's...:D Oh you ready to blow?!? well i'm a mushroom cloud layin mutha f*ka, mutha f*ka. everytime my hands touch brains, i'm superfly TNT!!..I'm the guns of the Navroign!!!..IN FACT; WHAT THE ***** AM I DOIN IN THE BACK SEAT?!?. we're F*ckin switchin an i'm in the front an your pickin up this Mutha F*cka's skull!!!:cool: no, no poor people are crazy, I'm ecentric. i'm over educated and underskilled...i'm not "Economically Viable" |
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Not a quote, but one of my faves is from Gone in 60 Seconds..(new one) when they start jammin to "LOWRIDER" contemplating the big hiest!!
AND....... "You ever seen a grown man naked?" Loyd Bridges/AIRPLANE That movie had ALOT of great quotes!!!!! :D TNT :) |
gone in sixty seconds: [Kip is about to break into the dealership] Mirror Man: We might as well call prison and make reservations.
armageddon: Lev Andropov: American components, Russian components, all made in Taiwan! backdraft: Axe: A funny thing about firemen: day, night, off-duty or on; they're always firemen. and the whole movie "patton" is a big quote. |
from full metal jacket:
Pvt Pyle, the best parts of you are what ran down yer momma's leg. from the blues brothers: i just get out of the big house AND YOU PICK ME UP IN A COP CAR! from tombstone: yer so drunk you probably see 2 of me.(reply)well ive got 2 guns, one to shoot each of you with. also from tombstone: im yer huckelberry from stripes: head drill seargent: "SOLDIER, WHERE IS YOUR DRILL INSTRUCTOR?" jim belushi:"BLOOOOOOOOOWN UP SIRRRRRRRRRRRRRR" from goodfellas: joe peschi: " im funny, funny how? am i a ***kin clown? do i ***kin amuse you?" |
From We Were Soldiers:
"Good morning, sir." Elliot's reply: "Who the hell are you to tell me what kind of a g-damned morning it is?" Later in the same movie: "Beautiful morning, sir." Elliot's reply: "What...now you're the g-damned weather man?" --nathan |
"Ho-Ho's!!!!!!!!!!!"..............Dude Where's My Car
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Look at this Morose Mother *****er. Looks like somene **** in his cereal - Chasing Amy :D
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pulp fiction is great for quotes especially Samuel L Jackson's character
"You sendin' the wolf? Well sh*t niggro, that's all you had to say" war movies are also great from full metal jacket, in the chopper shooting people that are running "how can you shoot women and children?" "Easy, just don't lead them as much" I think this one is from predator "Are you some sort of Slack Jawed Faggot? Chewing tobacco will make you a goddam man" |
"If I'm not back in 5 minutes, just wait longer" Ace Ventura
"Just when I think you couldn't get any dumber, you go and do something like this, and TOTALLY redeem yourself" D&D "I'd say in a given week, I probably do about 15 minutes of actual work" Office Space |
He called the S**T poop!!!! hahahahaha
From Billy Madison |
these would have to be 2 of my favorite quotes:
"OLD MAN RIVER, ZIP IT.....OR ILL BREAK YER HIP!" BIG DADDY "IF ANY OF YOU ***KING PRI*KS MOVES, ILL EXCEUTE EVERY MOTHER ***KING LAST ONE OF YOU!" PULP FICTION |
Ah forgot this one.
Jack Nicholson in "A few good men" "I eat breakfast 300 yards from 4000 cubans who are trained to kill me, so don't think for one second you can come down here, flash a badge and make me nervous." OOOAHHH!!!!! |
Good thread!
Some more... Anything from a Coen Bros. movie! 1. Raising Arizona "Mighty good cereal flakes, Mrs. McDonnough." Ed to Hi - "Hi, me an' you jus' aint no good for each other. We're a fool's paradise." Big Biker Dude in the joint - "Sometimes I get the menstrual cramps real hard!" 2. Gladiator Maximus - "What we do in life echos an eternity!" |
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man i forgot about them..those are some good ones :D "He dun R-U-N-N O-F-T"-pete's nephew in Oh Brother "well it ain't Ozzy an Harriet" classics... ..charlie don't surf. |
"Oh man, this things gotta Hemi" Joe Dirt.
hehe I just love the way he says Hemi, lol |
Doc Holiday(Tombstone)- "There is no normal life Wyatt, there's just life.. get on with it"
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I know there is quit a few quotes here from full metal jacket, but I didnt see this one:
Rafter Man: "at least they died for a good cause." Animal Mother: "And what cause is that?" Rafter Man:"Freedom." Animal Mother:"****, if I'm gonna die for a word, my word is poon-tang." Animal Mother rules! |
"Two days ago I saw a rig that'd haul that tanker. You wanna get outta here, you talk to me." Max, The Road Warrior
"I had you all wrong, you're not a coward. Stupid maybe, but not a coward." The Gyro Captain, The Road Warrior "God kills indiscriminately, and so shall we. For no creatures, under God, are as we are, none so like Him as ourselves." Lestat, Interview With The Vampire "Two men enter, one man leaves!!" About 300 different people, Thunder Dome "It's my hooves!! My hooooves!!!" Freddy Got Fingered "There's no crying in baseball!" Tom Hanks, A League of Their Own "Just because the guys got a library card, doesn't mean he's Yoda." Bradd Pitt, Seven "The future is not set, there is no fate but what we make for ourselves." John Connor, Terminator 2 "You were gonna kill that guy!" "Of course, I'm a terminator." and: "You can't just go around killing people." "Why?" And finally, "Put your foot down." John Connor, Terminator 2 "You're gonna die Bob." "And I could lay by the bay, or eat some hay..." Happy Gilmore Just about anything any South Park character has ever said. Especially: "Screw you guys, I'm going home." and "TIMMY!!" "Don't overlook my butt. I work out all the time. And reaping burns a lot of calories." "(Bill) Best of 7?" "Damn Right!" "You may be a king or a little street sweeper, but sooner or later you dance with the Reaper!" The Grim Reaper, Bill and Ted's Bogus Journey "My own brother, a G-ddamned sh1t sucking vampire! Oh, you wait 'till mom finds out!" The Lost Boys The classic but very overused: "I feel the need, the need for speed." Top Gun That's all I can think of just now, but I'll try to add more later as they come to me. I just can't believe that all of you missed some of the quintessential Car movies of all time, Mad Max and Road Warrior. |
Hmmm..Got a few..
There's a good one from Remember the Titans that I cant quite recall at the moment...Something like "Attitude is a reflection of leadership" And one of my Favorite lines..That I pop in all the time...is from Batman. "Have you ever danced with the Devil in the pale moon light". |
Fight Club - "You gat some fucked up frineds!!... Limber though."
South Park - "How would like to suck my ballz Mr. Garrison?" Aliens - "Well thats it man. Game Over man! Game Over!!" Dogma - "Beautiful naked big tittied women dont fall out of the sky!" |
pinchers of power......pinchers of power........i have been saved by my pinchers of power! Data in Goonies
not quite sure what movie this line is rom but: weve come here to chew bubble gum and kick ***** and were all outta bubble gum. "you're clothes...give them to me.......now!" terminator im sure ill think of more too |
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