A few jokes of my own.

DAN-MAN · 08-17-2002, 12:28 PM

How many Iraqis does it take to fire a scud missle?

Three.

One to aim it, one to fire it, and one to turn on CNN and see where it landed.

Ok, let's say this guy is married. He also has a brother. The brother starts sleeping around with the guy's wife. The brother is gay, though, and would never touch a woman. Why is that?

The guy's wife is a transvestite.

I just heard that Anna Nicole Smith has donated her brain to science.
Science gave it back.

There's this chief of a village out in Africa. One day he learns that one of the women in the tribe has a white baby. Now, there's a white preacher out there helping to spread Christianity.

The tribal leader is angry about this and goes up to the preacher about it. The preacher takes the tribal leader under his arm and start's talking to him. "Look," he says "things like this happen all the time. It's part of nature." They then stop in front of this flock of sheep. All of them are white except for this one. It's totally black. "Now, as I was saying, things like this happen all the time. Take that sheep for example. It's black when alll the others are white." The leader looks at him says "Look, I won't talk about the baby if you won't talk about the sheep."

Dan.

jj_jonathon · 08-17-2002, 01:07 PM

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Originally posted by DAN-MAN
The leader looks at him says "Look, I won't talk about the baby if you won't talk about the sheep."

*shudder*....thats just wrong...lol

Rev · 08-17-2002, 01:44 PM

In the rural southern US, some refer to farm animals that are trained to endure that kind of abuse as "stump broke". No personal experience here, but that's what I've heard from some of my hillbilly cousins.

Rev

Shelby428cj · 08-17-2002, 03:10 PM

OOOOOOKKKKLLLLAAAAAHHHHOOOOOOOMMMMMMMAAAAA

where the men are men and the sheep are nervous!

Rev · 08-17-2002, 03:16 PM

I'd never heard that saying, Shelby, but it's surely appropos, from what I've heard (from same hillbilly cousins).

Rev

Shelby428cj · 08-17-2002, 03:17 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Rev
I'd never heard that saying, Shelby, but it's surely appropos, from what I've heard (from same hillbilly cousins).

Rev

LOL it sure is!!!!!!

The Deuce · 08-17-2002, 04:31 PM

All this sheep talk reminds me of a joke.

What's the difference between Mik Jagger and a Scotsman?

Mik says, "Hey you, get off of my cloud."

Scotsman says, "Hey McCloud, get off of my Ewe."

Rev · 08-17-2002, 04:36 PM

Deuce, I think it's "cloud". LOL.

Rev

08-17-2002, 12:28 PM	#1
DAN-MAN Confederate Cowboy Join Date: May 2002 Location: Southeast Missouri Posts: 546	A few jokes of my own. How many Iraqis does it take to fire a scud missle? Three. One to aim it, one to fire it, and one to turn on CNN and see where it landed. Ok, let's say this guy is married. He also has a brother. The brother starts sleeping around with the guy's wife. The brother is gay, though, and would never touch a woman. Why is that? The guy's wife is a transvestite. I just heard that Anna Nicole Smith has donated her brain to science. Science gave it back. There's this chief of a village out in Africa. One day he learns that one of the women in the tribe has a white baby. Now, there's a white preacher out there helping to spread Christianity. The tribal leader is angry about this and goes up to the preacher about it. The preacher takes the tribal leader under his arm and start's talking to him. "Look," he says "things like this happen all the time. It's part of nature." They then stop in front of this flock of sheep. All of them are white except for this one. It's totally black. "Now, as I was saying, things like this happen all the time. Take that sheep for example. It's black when alll the others are white." The leader looks at him says "Look, I won't talk about the baby if you won't talk about the sheep." Dan. __________________ DAN-MAN RHC MEMBER #25

08-17-2002, 01:44 PM	#3
Rev Registered Member Join Date: Nov 1998 Location: Houston, Tx. Posts: 3,887	Stump broke In the rural southern US, some refer to farm animals that are trained to endure that kind of abuse as "stump broke". No personal experience here, but that's what I've heard from some of my hillbilly cousins. Rev __________________ '66 Coupe, 306, 350-375 HP, C-4, 13.07 e.t., 104.8 mph, 1/4 mi. O.B.C. #2 '66 coupe

08-17-2002, 03:10 PM	#4
Shelby428cj Registered Member Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Oklahoma Posts: 510	OOOOOOKKKKLLLLAAAAAHHHHOOOOOOOMMMMMMMAAAAA where the men are men and the sheep are nervous! __________________ Karen Wells, Moderator The Mustang Works Magazine http://www.mustangworks.com 1969 Mustang (Project Rice Eater) 1999 Silver Mustang Saleen S281 (SQ car for stereo contests) SQ Goddess My Stereo Bro "tireburner163"

08-17-2002, 03:16 PM	#5
Rev Registered Member Join Date: Nov 1998 Location: Houston, Tx. Posts: 3,887	I'd never heard that saying, Shelby, but it's surely appropos, from what I've heard (from same hillbilly cousins). Rev __________________ '66 Coupe, 306, 350-375 HP, C-4, 13.07 e.t., 104.8 mph, 1/4 mi. O.B.C. #2 '66 coupe

08-17-2002, 04:31 PM	#7
The Deuce Registered Member Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Atlanta, GA Posts: 2,325	All this sheep talk reminds me of a joke. What's the difference between Mik Jagger and a Scotsman? Mik says, "Hey you, get off of my cloud." Scotsman says, "Hey McCloud, get off of my Ewe." __________________ 1997 Mustang GT "The Freak" - 13.80 @ 101.70, 2.07 60' 1995 Honda VFR750 - not much @ really fast (actual data pending.) 1964.5 Mustang 289 Rice Haters Club Member #13 Last edited by The Deuce; 08-17-2002 at 04:39 PM..

08-17-2002, 04:36 PM	#8
Rev Registered Member Join Date: Nov 1998 Location: Houston, Tx. Posts: 3,887	Cloud? Deuce, I think it's "cloud". LOL. Rev __________________ '66 Coupe, 306, 350-375 HP, C-4, 13.07 e.t., 104.8 mph, 1/4 mi. O.B.C. #2 '66 coupe

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