I Got A Frigin' Ticket Tonight

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well,
as far as 'braggin rights' go...i got a damn ticket tonight! Was running late for my appt at the tanning place. DID not even see the damn Friendswood cop in back of me cuz i still have not put my rearview mirror back on!(although, i DID get the metal piece out of the mirror to mount! )
He was all 'bowed' up at first. Being bad ***. Then he started being nice. i swear i sat there for 15 minutes while he ran my plates. OF COURSE im in the middle of a main road in my HOMETOWN(where i grew up and work and everyone knows me and my car!)
Well, while hes being all friendly and drooling on my car I get a damn ticket for going 66 in a 45....didnt cut me NO SLACK...
I THINK a year has passed since I last took defensive driving... this will be my 6th time I think...last time I took it at a comedy club and wore my NHRA SPEEDLIMIT 350MPH tank. I got hammered by the instructor and by the end of the class they were all out in the parking lot checking out my car. I think i"ll go back to the same place. I got 10 days to respond to the high and mighty FWD PD before I get graced w/ a warrent for my arrest. geez...................
this sucks.
BTW: I wonder how much $$$$$$$$ the defensive driving instructors make ????????? i could teach that class blindfolded!
i gotta go to bed. LONG ******* DAY and a long week ahead. TNT