poor college boy, help me get free condoms :)

fiveohpatrol · 04-18-2001, 03:11 PM

ok, if you would like to get free condoms and help me get them (cause im broke thats why) go to freecondoms.com and click on sign up, it only takes 2 minutes, be sure to put lyonsdp@rose-hulman.edu in the email of the person who referred you, thats how i get points, a certain amount of points gets you free condoms, so you can get points too and save money

thanks guys, sorry if this offended anyone

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88 Notchback 5.0, 3.73's, Explorer intake, pulleys, Crane 1.7's, BBK headers, off-road H-pipe, flowmasters, subframe connectors, 65mm TB, shift kit, March ram air kit, motorsport wires, MSD coil, upper and lower control arms, 155lph fuel pump, cheap 2800 stall, Crane Adj.FPR, best time- 13.99@99.75, not yet tested times after rocker and intake install

NoSlow5.0 · 04-18-2001, 04:18 PM

I would go sign up.....but i am already a member. A bud of mine signed me up as a joke . I started getting all of these e-mails telling me how to get free jimmy hats...I was like WTF!!??

You have to buy them? At Georgia State University every student gets 2 free each day from the health office. They must really have faith in our abilities

Light Em Up!

[This message has been edited by NoSlow5.0 (edited 04-18-2001).]

Godslayer · 04-18-2001, 04:30 PM

I don't need to waste money on condoms.. hehe.

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87 GT
Full exhaust, K&N, KB Subs, BBK STB, homeade dumps...

87 Taurus
New York
Winters Bite!

fiveohpatrol · 04-18-2001, 04:32 PM

oh yah i forgot, on the email that it sends you, all you have to do is click on the link and let the page load, then you can close it and never go back if you dont wanna

Power · 04-18-2001, 05:03 PM

"....only sailors use condoms......"

j/k

white00GT · 04-18-2001, 05:36 PM

LOL@poor college boy, help me get free condoms.

HEHE is't college great though.

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2000 Mustang GT

fiveohpatrol · 04-18-2001, 06:07 PM

well its either use a condom and get my engineering degree or get my girlfriend pregnant, drop out, live in a trailor, drive a 82 fourbanger with type-R stickers on it and eat mac-n-cheese every night, ( no offence to anyone here who does any of that) but i'd rather have money in the future, so please help me

93CobraR · 04-18-2001, 10:03 PM

Just use some Gladlock garbage bags and some zip ties. That will do the job.

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87 GT, 4 inch cowl hood,17x9 Cobra R's/255/45's,GT-40 heads,long tubes headers,h-pipe,Flows,BBK cold air, Mass air,70mm MAF, 1.7's, 1" spacer,underdrive pulleys,Pro 5.0, King Cobra, Adj. fuel Reg., Lakewood Lift Bars,50/50's,subframes, 4.10's.
Best time 12.96
Best MPH 103.42
Best 60' 1.695

Visit my site at:
http://www.geocities.com/cobrar93_2000/MyPage.html

white00GT · 04-19-2001, 12:44 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by 93CobraR:
Just use some Gladlock garbage bags and some zip ties. That will do the job.

LOL...Now that I think about it, don't they claim to not rip or something like that; Now that might be that way to go. HEHE that zip tie is going to start to hurt though.

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2000 Mustang GT

[This message has been edited by white00GT (edited 04-19-2001).]

RedLilPony · 04-19-2001, 01:20 PM

OMG!!!!

BWWWAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAA!

This is way funny

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Jodi
AKA PonyGirl
Red 68 GT Fastback and Black 99 GT Coupe
"Not your average Mustangs..."
PonyGirl

04-24-2001, 03:59 AM

man you guys are all wrong.... saran wrap and rubber bands...

. Thanks for the source for free condoms...those damn things get so expensive (not that i use them enough to complain, i'm just cheap).

2FastLX · 04-24-2001, 11:43 AM

D@mn Drew. I didn't realize this was your thread or I would have replied sooner. This has got to be one of the craziest posts I have seen in the Lounge next to the pi$$ing two streams topic

Well, I'd like to help you out, but if my wife seen an email come in from a condom place saying "Thanks for signing up" she'd begin to wonder about me LOL.

Oh yeah, notice I put your run in my car in my sig. We'll soon get that down to around 12 seconds! You gotta come up on May 19th and see which one of us can get her to go the fastest

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Too much to list. Best ET on the car so far with stock 2.73 gears - 13.73@102mph

Indiana Stangers Association
Buy your parts here
ICQ# 42269241

[This message has been edited by 2FastLX (edited 04-24-2001).]

Michelle Page · 04-24-2001, 07:45 PM

get your honey to give you more blow jobs or get on the pill!!!

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1966 Mustang The long term project
1988 Mustang coupe The fast one Cobra intake, AFR heads, Ultradyne cam, 3.73's. 8 pt. cage, more to come!

bigwhitecobra · 04-24-2001, 09:56 PM

GOD BLESS THAT WOMAN!!!

We need more like Michelle around!

white00GT · 04-24-2001, 10:47 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by bigwhitecobra:
GOD BLESS THAT WOMAN!!!

We need more like Michelle around!

Doncha know it now..

Thats the best thing I've heard all day. Say....where you from again???

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2000 Mustang GT

[This message has been edited by white00GT (edited 04-24-2001).]

FivepointOH · 04-25-2001, 01:18 AM

That's an awesome site(First got the link off here!) condoms are too expensive. I finally got enough points and just ordered the deluxe spring fling package for free! I'm right there with you with the poor college boy thing man, gotta save money for your car!

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92 AOD GT, K&N, ram air, pulleys, 2 ch. flowmasters, 4:10's, shift kit, 1 5/8 mac longtubes and offroad hpipe 14.249 @ 97.34 mph before the headers and hpipe

inferno · 04-25-2001, 02:45 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Michelle Page:
get your honey to give you more blow jobs or get on the pill!!!

Will you marry me??

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90 Honda CRX aka Project Mongoose
Estimated Completion: 7/1/01
453 horses with a stock head...

84 Toyota Supra
High flow cat, two chamber flowmaster, custom 2.5" piping, msd 8.5mm wires. Will have boost before 2002.
Have HKS turbo manifold for it

.....now to decide on what wheels I am going to order for my T04E......

2FastLX · 04-25-2001, 03:18 AM

Wow. That's all I gotta say about that.

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Too much to list. Best ET on the car so far with stock 2.73 gears - 13.73@102mph

Indiana Stangers Association
Buy your parts here
ICQ# 42269241

2FastLX · 04-25-2001, 03:28 AM

dp

[This message has been edited by 2FastLX (edited 04-25-2001).]

Mustangbelle306 · 04-25-2001, 11:30 AM

ummmm

TMI!!!!

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Elisha (Mustangbelle)
1994 GT: Cartech intake,4.10s, full exhaust, and pulleys.
Sold the 1986 LX sedan

http://www.geocities.com/mustangbelle_306
AOL name: GT306Chick

04-18-2001, 03:11 PM	#1
fiveohpatrol I'd rather be basketweaving Join Date: Feb 2000 Location: Indianapolis Posts: 2,551	poor college boy, help me get free condoms :) ok, if you would like to get free condoms and help me get them (cause im broke thats why) go to freecondoms.com and click on sign up, it only takes 2 minutes, be sure to put lyonsdp@rose-hulman.edu in the email of the person who referred you, thats how i get points, a certain amount of points gets you free condoms, so you can get points too and save money thanks guys, sorry if this offended anyone ------------------ 88 Notchback 5.0, 3.73's, Explorer intake, pulleys, Crane 1.7's, BBK headers, off-road H-pipe, flowmasters, subframe connectors, 65mm TB, shift kit, March ram air kit, motorsport wires, MSD coil, upper and lower control arms, 155lph fuel pump, cheap 2800 stall, Crane Adj.FPR, best time- 13.99@99.75, not yet tested times after rocker and intake install

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NoSlow5.0 YOU HAVE NO MARBLES!!!!!! Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: Jonesboro,Georgia,USA (Providence, Ri) Posts: 868	I would go sign up.....but i am already a member. A bud of mine signed me up as a joke . I started getting all of these e-mails telling me how to get free jimmy hats...I was like WTF!!?? You have to buy them? At Georgia State University every student gets 2 free each day from the health office. They must really have faith in our abilities Light Em Up! [This message has been edited by NoSlow5.0 (edited 04-18-2001).]

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Godslayer Registered Member Join Date: Mar 1999 Location: Largo, FL USA Posts: 274	I don't need to waste money on condoms.. hehe. ------------------ 87 GT Full exhaust, K&N, KB Subs, BBK STB, homeade dumps... 87 Taurus New York Winters Bite!

04-18-2001, 04:32 PM	#4
fiveohpatrol I'd rather be basketweaving Join Date: Feb 2000 Location: Indianapolis Posts: 2,551	oh yah i forgot, on the email that it sends you, all you have to do is click on the link and let the page load, then you can close it and never go back if you dont wanna

04-18-2001, 05:03 PM	#5
Power Registered Member Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Oregon Posts: 420	"....only sailors use condoms......" j/k

04-18-2001, 05:36 PM	#6
white00GT Registered Member Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: Pawleys Island SC Posts: 229	LOL@poor college boy, help me get free condoms. HEHE is't college great though. ------------------ 2000 Mustang GT

04-18-2001, 06:07 PM	#7
fiveohpatrol I'd rather be basketweaving Join Date: Feb 2000 Location: Indianapolis Posts: 2,551	well its either use a condom and get my engineering degree or get my girlfriend pregnant, drop out, live in a trailor, drive a 82 fourbanger with type-R stickers on it and eat mac-n-cheese every night, ( no offence to anyone here who does any of that) but i'd rather have money in the future, so please help me

04-18-2001, 10:03 PM	#8
93CobraR Registered Member Join Date: Oct 1999 Location: Cincinnati, Ohio Posts: 1,575	Just use some Gladlock garbage bags and some zip ties. That will do the job. ------------------ 87 GT, 4 inch cowl hood,17x9 Cobra R's/255/45's,GT-40 heads,long tubes headers,h-pipe,Flows,BBK cold air, Mass air,70mm MAF, 1.7's, 1" spacer,underdrive pulleys,Pro 5.0, King Cobra, Adj. fuel Reg., Lakewood Lift Bars,50/50's,subframes, 4.10's. Best time 12.96 Best MPH 103.42 Best 60' 1.695 Visit my site at: http://www.geocities.com/cobrar93_2000/MyPage.html

04-19-2001, 01:20 PM	#10
RedLilPony It's been awhile, huh? Join Date: Dec 2000 Location: I'm from Texas, Bitch! Posts: 505	OMG!!!! BWWWAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAA! This is way funny ------------------ Jodi AKA PonyGirl Red 68 GT Fastback and Black 99 GT Coupe "Not your average Mustangs..." PonyGirl

04-24-2001, 03:59 AM	#11
84stangLX Guest Posts: n/a	man you guys are all wrong.... saran wrap and rubber bands... . Thanks for the source for free condoms...those damn things get so expensive (not that i use them enough to complain, i'm just cheap).

04-24-2001, 11:43 AM	#12
2FastLX The Photoshop Guru Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Mecca, Indiana Posts: 1,419	D@mn Drew. I didn't realize this was your thread or I would have replied sooner. This has got to be one of the craziest posts I have seen in the Lounge next to the pi$$ing two streams topic Well, I'd like to help you out, but if my wife seen an email come in from a condom place saying "Thanks for signing up" she'd begin to wonder about me LOL. Oh yeah, notice I put your run in my car in my sig. We'll soon get that down to around 12 seconds! You gotta come up on May 19th and see which one of us can get her to go the fastest ------------------ Too much to list. Best ET on the car so far with stock 2.73 gears - 13.73@102mph Indiana Stangers Association Buy your parts here ICQ# 42269241 [This message has been edited by 2FastLX (edited 04-24-2001).]

04-24-2001, 07:45 PM	#13
Michelle Page Registered Member Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: Kingsport, TN Posts: 102	get your honey to give you more blow jobs or get on the pill!!! ------------------ 1966 Mustang The long term project 1988 Mustang coupe The fast one Cobra intake, AFR heads, Ultradyne cam, 3.73's. 8 pt. cage, more to come!

04-24-2001, 09:56 PM	#14
bigwhitecobra Huh? Whatcha said? Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Fayetteville, NC Posts: 1,073	GOD BLESS THAT WOMAN!!! We need more like Michelle around!

04-25-2001, 01:18 AM	#16
FivepointOH Registered Member Join Date: Jan 1999 Location: Sugar Land, Tx USA Posts: 478	That's an awesome site(First got the link off here!) condoms are too expensive. I finally got enough points and just ordered the deluxe spring fling package for free! I'm right there with you with the poor college boy thing man, gotta save money for your car! ------------------ 92 AOD GT, K&N, ram air, pulleys, 2 ch. flowmasters, 4:10's, shift kit, 1 5/8 mac longtubes and offroad hpipe 14.249 @ 97.34 mph before the headers and hpipe

04-25-2001, 03:18 AM	#18
2FastLX The Photoshop Guru Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Mecca, Indiana Posts: 1,419	Wow. That's all I gotta say about that. ------------------ Too much to list. Best ET on the car so far with stock 2.73 gears - 13.73@102mph Indiana Stangers Association Buy your parts here ICQ# 42269241

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2FastLX The Photoshop Guru Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Mecca, Indiana Posts: 1,419	dp [This message has been edited by 2FastLX (edited 04-25-2001).]

04-25-2001, 11:30 AM	#20
Mustangbelle306 Yay for Chickys Join Date: Feb 2001 Posts: 1,532	ummmm TMI!!!! ------------------ Elisha (Mustangbelle) 1994 GT: Cartech intake,4.10s, full exhaust, and pulleys. Sold the 1986 LX sedan http://www.geocities.com/mustangbelle_306 AOL name: GT306Chick