A funny Horth Joke!
 

Guy calls his buddy the horse rancher and says
he's sending a friend over to look at a horse.

The buddy says, "how will I recognize him? "
"That's easy, he's a midget with a speech impediment"

So, the midget shows up, and the guy asks him if
he's looking for a male or female horse.

"A female horth. " So he shows him a prized filly.
"Nith lookin horth. Can I thee her eyeth"? So the

guy picks up the midget and he gives the horse's
eyes the once over "Nith eyeth, an I thee her earzth"?

So he picks the little fella up again, and shows
him the horse's ears.

"Nith earzth. can I see her mouf"? The rancher is
gettin pretty pissed off by this point, but he

picks him up again and shows him the horse's mouth.
"Nice mouf, can I see her twat"?

Totally pissed at this point, the rancher grabs
him under his arm and jams the midget's head as far
as he can up the horse's you-know-what, pulls him out
and slams him on the ground.

The midget gets up, sputtering and coughing.
"Perhapth I should rephrathe that. Can I thee her
wun awound a widdle bit!