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Old 07-16-2002, 07:38 PM   #1
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Default Too funny!

Two tidbits from this evenings news:

A handicapped man in Florida has filed a lawsuit against a strip club because their lap dance room didn't have wheelchair access.

and

A 70 year old Vermont skydiver was so exited when they jumped out of the plane at 19,000 feet, they yelled, and proceeded to lose their false teeth.

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Old 07-16-2002, 08:31 PM   #2
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lmao, that some crazy stuff
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Old 07-16-2002, 08:57 PM   #3
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Chris,

I have no idea how you find the stuff you do, but it always cracks me up!! You have an awesome since of humor!!

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Old 07-16-2002, 10:08 PM   #4
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heheheheheheheh too funny. Love It Odie
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Chris,

I have no idea how you find the stuff you do, but it always cracks me up!! You have an awesome since of humor!!

Shelby
Thank you. All I do is watch the last 5 minutes of the local newscast. They always throw in off the wall stuff as a filler. Tonight was exceptionally good.

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Old 07-16-2002, 10:51 PM   #6
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what dork's, heheh
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Too damn funny. I need to find something to sue someone for. The stand needs a paint job badly. Wonder if i can sue all the places for not have a military discount or something. Nevermind just beind a dork.
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Old 07-17-2002, 07:34 AM   #8
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Too damn funny. I need to find something to sue someone for. The stand needs a paint job badly. Wonder if i can sue all the places for not have a military discount or something. Nevermind just beind a dork.
Hey, let me know if it works-lol
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Two tidbits from this evenings news:

A handicapped man in Florida has filed a lawsuit against a strip club because their lap dance room didn't have wheelchair access.

Take care,
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I tought that was what phone sex was for?
Somebody give that poor man some 1-900 numbers!!
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