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mustangman65_79 11-30-2002 11:59 PM

Well, if u want to get down to it, GOD would be niether a man, nor woman. The saying goes that we were molded in (his) image. We say him, his, he, because u can't label GOd as an it. But if we were really molded in (his) image, then (he) would have to be either a unisex, or sipmly, a being. This is what I think, GOD, being a being (<--doesn't sound right?) apears to the person in how they think he will look. For Chris, it would a be a Chick(Women). For Marty, it would be a man, for me, basicly a talking cloud.

PKRWUD 12-01-2002 12:39 AM

LOL! Yeah, but it was Men that wrote the book.

:)

Take care,
~Chris

MissBlondie 12-01-2002 10:22 AM

Hey Ultraflo I'm originally from Heyworth ( thats a small town 10 mins. south of Bloom/Normal) :)

My mom is originally from Georgia, and has a very strong southern accent, so I picked it up when I was younger, and have lost most of it, but I grew up on a farm and am a country girl at heart ya'll :D What's wrong with that :confused:

And my gixxer is a 600 blue/white.

~Jill
;)

12-01-2002 10:31 AM

LOL
 
Hey Jill,

That was the story of my life. ROFL... Common occurrance. j/k. Figured out as long as it's not tequila I'm drinking the fist fights are kept to a minimum.

Thanks again...And for all the she-god talk...Geez..Thread rewind......Drinking story...OK....

Funny, Jill!

Jenn
aka Jane of all Trades

MissBlondie 12-01-2002 11:03 AM

Girl you know that's true.... haha I have a habit of making everyone feel loved when I'm intoxicated... and singing and dancing minus the clothing thiing... haha... needless to say I don't handle my alcohol very well.. lol

2FastLX 12-01-2002 11:48 AM

Hey Jill,
Ever been to a small town called Farmer City which is east of Bloomington about 30 miles on I-74? I used to live there. And if the town you came from is anything like Farmer City I can understand why you say Y'all :)

12-01-2002 11:56 AM

ROFL
 
Oh Yeah! Totally relate. Funny how when you're in your early twenties, you THINK you can hndle your alcohol.

Now in my early thirties I KNOW EXACTLY how I handle my alcohol. Never fun when you wake up the next morning..."I'm ? and I did ?"..Momentary adrenaline rush with the fight or flight reaction in full gear...LOL...Too funny...

I opt to WATCH the freaks and geeks now! Too damn entertaining. Especially the slurry drunk babes' boyfriends. That's always nice to see a poor guy hiding in shame cause his woman is lap dancing the birthday guy at table #42. Oh yeah! Proud to be a woman...ROFLMAO.

Jenn

MissBlondie 12-01-2002 12:04 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by 2FastLX
Hey Jill,
Ever been to a small town called Farmer City which is east of Bloomington about 30 miles on I-74? I used to live there. And if the town you came from is anything like Farmer City I can understand why you say Y'all :)

Yeah I know of that city... If you lived there you had to of heard of Heyworth... It's by LeRoy, Downs.... I have family over in Gibson City... :) See now those are some small country towns.. heehee..


Jenn~ I'd be the girl thinking shes a superstar lapdancin... cept I have no bf... hahahaha.. and I wonder why :p

12-01-2002 12:07 PM

LOL
 
(psst...arn't we all, but should we let the guys in on this much? You and I together could put most of these gents in the hospital, honey!)

ROFL..

(puts finger to mouth) Shhhhhh...

Jennifer
aka The Lap Dancin' Queen of Sacrameno, CA...LOL

MissBlondie 12-01-2002 12:14 PM

Re: LOL
 
Quote:

Originally posted by Janeofalltrades
(psst...arn't we all, but should we let the guys in on this much? You and I together could put most of these gents in the hospital, honey!)

ROFL..

(puts finger to mouth) Shhhhhh...

Jennifer
aka The Lap Dancin' Queen of Sacrameno, CA...LOL

What??? haha I'm just a innocent lil country girl, don't know what you're talkin bout ;)

12-01-2002 12:41 PM

There we Go!
 
There ya go! Ok, good recovery. Don't think "they" noticed. ;) :D

MissBlondie 12-01-2002 02:23 PM

I'm smooooth http://www.ricehatersclub.com/forum/...es/singing.gif
http://www.ricehatersclub.com/forum/...lies/dance.gif

ultraflo 12-01-2002 03:27 PM

Re: There we Go!
 
Quote:

Originally posted by Janeofalltrades
Don't think "they" noticed. ;) :D
Didn't miss a single word, lol! :D

You ladies are BAD!

bad, bad, bad.... *sigh* ;)

mustangman65_79 12-01-2002 07:03 PM

hey Jane, Where in Sac can I see your famous lap dancing-lol

12-01-2002 10:35 PM

Private session!
 
KASPAR T. HOWE
U.S. AIR FORCE
20/M/Cali..................Sir, to be honest it's kind of a "Saleen" thing...

"Power in the hands of few".....
;)

You can't miss me..Look for the White 98' Stang with the "Jane of all Trades" plate frame...:D

See you around....

Jenn

HotRoddin 12-01-2002 10:56 PM

Re: LOL
 
Quote:

Originally posted by Janeofalltrades
[BYou and I together could put most of these gents in the hospital, honey!)

Jennifer
aka The Lap Dancin' Queen of Sacrameno, CA...LOL [/B]
I just have one thing to say guys .... ROADDDDDD TRIPPPPPPPP !!
*HotRoddin loads trunk with bandages for trip to hospital* :p :D :D :D :D ;)

srv1 12-01-2002 10:56 PM

Re: Private session!
 
Quote:

Originally posted by Janeofalltrades
KASPAR T. HOWE
U.S. AIR FORCE
20/M/Cali..................Sir, to be honest it's kind of a "Saleen" thing...

"Power in the hands of few".....
;)


Jenn

OHHH!!! SLAM! :eek:

12-01-2002 11:06 PM

And to make sure you can find me...
 
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Look for THIS white Stang....

joe4speed 12-02-2002 05:40 AM

Being a bartender I see this stuff every night. 9 out of 10 women forget about their b/f's and marriages after they get good and buzzed. (and vice versa for men.) Sometimes I wish I never was a bartender so I didn't know that fact. :(

MissBlondie 12-02-2002 11:03 AM

Re: Re: LOL
 
Quote:

Originally posted by HotRoddin
I just have one thing to say guys .... ROADDDDDD TRIPPPPPPPP !!
*HotRoddin loads trunk with bandages for trip to hospital* :p :D :D :D :D ;)

Umm one problem... I'm in Chicago and she's in Cali :p


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