Girls are scary, unpredictable, and have KOOTIES!
Stay away from them to avoid the incredible danger of monthly mood swings, whining, nagging, and foot stamping.
And under NO circumstances tell them they "look fat in that dress", or that their best friend is cute, for risk of severe reprecussions!
BOTTOM LINE: Handle with EXTREME caution!!!
oh yeah, and make sure to get your kootie shot