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07-24-2002, 06:55 PM | #1 |
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15 Things Not To Say To A Cop
15 Things Not To Say To A Cop
1 I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer. 2 Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in. 3 Aren't you the guy from the Village People? 4 Hey, you must've been doin' about 125 mph to keep up with me! Good job! 5 Excuse me. Is "stick up" hyphenated? 6 I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a police officer. 7 I was going to be a trooper, but I decided to finish high school instead. 8 Bad cop! No donut! 9 You're not gonna check the trunk, are you? 10 Is it true that people become troopers because they are too dumb to work at McDonald's? 11 I pay your salary! 12 Gee, Officer! That's terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning, too! 13 Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does. 14 What do you mean, "Have I been drinking?" You're the trained specialist. 15 Hey, is that a 9 mm? How's that compare to this one here? Take care, ~Chris
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07-24-2002, 07:51 PM | #2 |
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lol, I love any joke involving Pork
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07-24-2002, 07:52 PM | #3 |
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ROTFLMAO!!!
You forgot this one... Officer: You eyes look red son. Have you been drinking? Motorist Your eyes look glazed sir. Have you been eating donuts?
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07-24-2002, 08:21 PM | #4 |
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You forgot what i did after i seen the game preview. And i think this was why i got my ticket for loud exhaust.
Policeo you know why i pulled you over. Stupid Me:Cause you think i have donuts in here. Man that cost me $75. |
07-24-2002, 08:22 PM | #5 |
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funny thing is, Chris HAS used those line himself! HAHA!
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07-24-2002, 09:06 PM | #6 |
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lmao, that is some funny stuff. i gotta tell my friend these, him being a cop and all.
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07-24-2002, 09:13 PM | #8 |
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I have heard this one while on duty.
Me: You know you were going pretty fast. What is your hurry? Him: At that speed officer it is smarter to keep my eye on the road, not my speedo. I just cracked up, told them to slow down, and walked away laughing my *** off.
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07-24-2002, 10:34 PM | #9 |
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lol that is hillarious Chris.
blackfang, I think I'll use that one next time. hehe.... §am.
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07-24-2002, 11:02 PM | #11 |
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me and a friend(<--driver) of mine got pulled over by a cop this one night and it was dark so the cop walked up to the window with flashlight in hand. The cop asked "do you know why i pulled you over", while shinning the light in Shauns face. Being the hard *** he is, grabbed his flashlight shined it in the officers face saying "Could it be that i was speeding". He got a ticket for speeding but the cop didnt say anything about Shaun's smartass remark. I just looked out the window away from shaun and the cop to hide my laughing.
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Actually, one of my dumbest remarks to a cop was when I got my 2nd DUI (back in the late 80's when I was still invincible and knew everything). He asked me to do some balancing act/sobriety check, to which I replied "Hell, I can't even do that when I'm sober!". Take care, ~Chris
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