Good Political Joke.......

MTU 50 · 12-18-2002, 03:09 PM

After much arguing and deliberation, historians this week have come up with a phrase to describe the Clinton Era. It will be called: SEX BETWEEN THE BUSHES.

hehehe

MTU 50 · 12-18-2002, 03:11 PM

Heres another one:

Clinton now recruits interns from only four colleges:
Moorhead, Oral Roberts, Ball State and Brigham Young.

:

1969Mach1 · 12-18-2002, 03:12 PM

lmao.... now that's a good one.. lol

§am.

MTU 50 · 12-18-2002, 03:37 PM

This ones even better.........

"Did you know that Clinton had asked to change the Democratic emblem from a donkey to a condom? It represents inflation, halts production, and gives you a false sense of security while you are being screwed."

Stang_Crazy · 12-18-2002, 03:39 PM

HAHAHA those are GREAT. Three cheers for Mr. Clinton!!

0h n0 5.0 · 12-21-2002, 12:35 AM

Trent Lott has found himself in a lot of trouble over his comments (about segregation)...Keep in mind Lott only says this kind of stuff once every 22 years. We like to think of him as the Halley's Comet of bigotry."

Mr 5 0 · 12-22-2002, 04:24 PM

There are thousands of Clinton jokes (mostly sexual) floating around the net, and for good reason. Here's just one more:

President Clinton and his wife are at the first baseball game of the season. At the start of the game the pitcher comes up in the stands and whispers something in Clinton's ear.

All of a sudden Clinton looks at Hillary and yells, "Okay, Hillary, GET OUT!".

She looks surprised but leaves.

The pitcher looks at Clinton and says, "No, I said to throw out the first PITCH!"

PKRWUD · 12-24-2002, 06:46 AM

One Sunday morning Chelsea burst into the living quarters at the White
House and said, "Dad! Mom! I have some great news for you! I am getting
married to the greatest hunk in Washington. He lives in Georgetown and
his name is Matt."
After dinner, the President took Chelsea aside. "Honey, I have to talk
with you. Your mother and I have been married a long time. She's a
wonderful wife but she's never offered much excitement in the bedroom,
so I used to fool around with women a lot. Matt is actually your half
brother, and I'm afraid you can't marry him."
Chelsea was heartbroken. After eight months she eventually started
dating again. A year later she came home and very proudly announced,
"Robert asked me to marry him! We're getting married in June."
Again her father insisted on another private conversation and broke the
sad news. "Robert is your half brother too, honey. I'm awfully sorry
about this."
Chelsea was furious! She finally decided to go to her mother with the
news. "Dad has done so much harm. I guess I'm never going to get
married," she complained. "Every time I fall in love, Dad tells me the
guy is my half brother."
Hillary just shook her head. "Don't pay any attention to what he says,
dear. He's not really your father."

2FastLX · 01-02-2003, 12:40 PM

Now that was funny Chris. I'll be telling that one tonight at work!

DAN-MAN · 01-02-2003, 06:01 PM

Do you know what Bill's secret service name was while he was in office?

The unibanger!!

Daniel.

12-18-2002, 03:09 PM	#1
MTU 50 GOT TORQUE ???? Join Date: Aug 1999 Location: New Hudson, Michigan, USA Posts: 689	Good Political Joke....... After much arguing and deliberation, historians this week have come up with a phrase to describe the Clinton Era. It will be called: SEX BETWEEN THE BUSHES. hehehe __________________ 1991 GT, AOD, Moroso Cold Air, 3.73s, Pulleys, H-pipe, MAC Pro-Dumps, FMS c-springs, and KYBs, A/c delete, 190 LPH fuel pump, 3-row radiator, Maximum Motorsports full length subframes 2002 Oldsmobile Bravada(wife's car) 2005 Ford Taurus SEL (company ride) GOD BLESS OUR TROOPS !!!!

12-18-2002, 03:11 PM	#2
MTU 50 GOT TORQUE ???? Join Date: Aug 1999 Location: New Hudson, Michigan, USA Posts: 689	Heres another one: Clinton now recruits interns from only four colleges: Moorhead, Oral Roberts, Ball State and Brigham Young. : __________________ 1991 GT, AOD, Moroso Cold Air, 3.73s, Pulleys, H-pipe, MAC Pro-Dumps, FMS c-springs, and KYBs, A/c delete, 190 LPH fuel pump, 3-row radiator, Maximum Motorsports full length subframes 2002 Oldsmobile Bravada(wife's car) 2005 Ford Taurus SEL (company ride) GOD BLESS OUR TROOPS !!!!

12-18-2002, 03:12 PM	#3
1969Mach1 HEY I CAN SET A NAME NOW! Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: Ontario, Canada Posts: 2,556	lmao.... now that's a good one.. lol §am. __________________ 1969 Mustang Mach 1Sold 351-4V Windsor, 4 Speed MACH 1 - Moving At The Speed Of Sound. 1979 Mustang Indianapolis 500 Pace Car For Sale - Email me for Info 302-2V, 3-Speed Auto One of 2,106 made One of 405 sent to Canada. Yes those are caution lights, and No you can't pass me when there on. Ricer Hater's Club - Member #4

12-18-2002, 03:37 PM	#4
MTU 50 GOT TORQUE ???? Join Date: Aug 1999 Location: New Hudson, Michigan, USA Posts: 689	This ones even better......... "Did you know that Clinton had asked to change the Democratic emblem from a donkey to a condom? It represents inflation, halts production, and gives you a false sense of security while you are being screwed." __________________ 1991 GT, AOD, Moroso Cold Air, 3.73s, Pulleys, H-pipe, MAC Pro-Dumps, FMS c-springs, and KYBs, A/c delete, 190 LPH fuel pump, 3-row radiator, Maximum Motorsports full length subframes 2002 Oldsmobile Bravada(wife's car) 2005 Ford Taurus SEL (company ride) GOD BLESS OUR TROOPS !!!!

12-18-2002, 03:39 PM	#5
Stang_Crazy It's never clean enough! Join Date: Jan 1999 Location: Shaler, PA Posts: 1,542	HAHAHA those are GREAT. Three cheers for Mr. Clinton!! __________________ ~Dan 2001 SVT Lightning 89' GT : Taking up garage space and waiting for a buyer... Rice Hater's Club - Member #11

12-21-2002, 12:35 AM	#6
0h n0 5.0 Registered Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Birmingham, Alabama Posts: 371	Trent Lott has found himself in a lot of trouble over his comments (about segregation)...Keep in mind Lott only says this kind of stuff once every 22 years. We like to think of him as the Halley's Comet of bigotry." __________________ 0h n0 5.0 Alias:94five0, Vr00m, Black Shuck 1994 GT 5.0l

12-22-2002, 04:24 PM	#7
Mr 5 0 Conservative Individualist Join Date: May 1997 Location: Wherever I need to be Posts: 7,487	Clinto humor abounds There are thousands of Clinton jokes (mostly sexual) floating around the net, and for good reason. Here's just one more: President Clinton and his wife are at the first baseball game of the season. At the start of the game the pitcher comes up in the stands and whispers something in Clinton's ear. All of a sudden Clinton looks at Hillary and yells, "Okay, Hillary, GET OUT!". She looks surprised but leaves. The pitcher looks at Clinton and says, "No, I said to throw out the first PITCH!" __________________ 5.0 Mustang Owner 1990 - 2005

12-24-2002, 06:46 AM	#8
PKRWUD Junior Member Join Date: Mar 1999 Location: Ventura, California Posts: 8,981	One Sunday morning Chelsea burst into the living quarters at the White House and said, "Dad! Mom! I have some great news for you! I am getting married to the greatest hunk in Washington. He lives in Georgetown and his name is Matt." After dinner, the President took Chelsea aside. "Honey, I have to talk with you. Your mother and I have been married a long time. She's a wonderful wife but she's never offered much excitement in the bedroom, so I used to fool around with women a lot. Matt is actually your half brother, and I'm afraid you can't marry him." Chelsea was heartbroken. After eight months she eventually started dating again. A year later she came home and very proudly announced, "Robert asked me to marry him! We're getting married in June." Again her father insisted on another private conversation and broke the sad news. "Robert is your half brother too, honey. I'm awfully sorry about this." Chelsea was furious! She finally decided to go to her mother with the news. "Dad has done so much harm. I guess I'm never going to get married," she complained. "Every time I fall in love, Dad tells me the guy is my half brother." Hillary just shook her head. "Don't pay any attention to what he says, dear. He's not really your father." __________________ Webmaster: Rice Haters Club Jim Porter Racing Peckerwoods Pit Stop Support Your Local RED & WHITE!

01-02-2003, 12:40 PM	#9
2FastLX The Photoshop Guru Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Mecca, Indiana Posts: 1,419	Now that was funny Chris. I'll be telling that one tonight at work! __________________ Project: 1988 Coupe - EFI 5.8L Twin Turbo with Victor intake, Canfield heads, F303 cam, March aluminum underdrive pulleys, TKO (or T56 if funds permit), PBR twin piston calipers and 13" rotors up front, 94 Cobra rear calipers and 12" rotors on the rear, 3.73's, Griggs K-member, tubular front control arms, torque arm and panhard bar, polished 99 Cobra wheels. "The GR-40 kit installation is now complete, and the humble Fox-chassis car will now out-corner and out-stop a ZR-1 or a Viper, and support massive horsepower additions with perfect balance." Griggs Racing ICQ# 42269241

01-02-2003, 06:01 PM	#10
DAN-MAN Confederate Cowboy Join Date: May 2002 Location: Southeast Missouri Posts: 546	Here's one for ya. Do you know what Bill's secret service name was while he was in office? The unibanger!! Daniel. __________________ DAN-MAN RHC MEMBER #25

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