Chainsaw? That would make too much noise (good idea though, it would definately cause him to lose bowel control.) Before you start go to a local porn shop and get some playgirls (you'll see
). I would go to his house with some large freinds of mine, and know on the door. When he answered you could jump him! Wack him with a cheese grater to get some cuts exposed and dump some salt on him (Make sure you duct tape his mouth). Then get a bunch of wiskey bottles and smash them. Dump the broken glass in to his dryier. Shovel the little punk into the dryer with the crushed glass and turn on full heat.
Now pull out those play girls and put up pictures of naked men all over his room. If you have enough you could hide little pictures all though out the house (he'll be finding them for weeks
). Take your stuff and leave. After a couple of hours call 911 from a pay phone and have police and an ambulance sent over. Make sure that there is atleast
one centerfold in view of the doorway.
If this doesn't help I'm running out of idea's.
. Atleast idea's that don't involve explosives, heh I'm a
Minning Engineer 
. Which is probably a good thing, When I look back on this post, I have to wonder about my sanity. I think I better go for a spin in the mustang and spend some more time here on MW
. Work is driving me crazy.
disclaimer: I hope everyone doesn't think I'm crazy, I'm just a little creative. I am actually a really nice guy (I just have a bad temper)
[This message has been edited by 95mustanggt (edited 01-11-2001).]