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Old 11-17-2001, 03:54 AM   #1
Mercury
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Exclamation Got a shocking but interesting offer tonight!

I had got a very interesting offer - for being nice to a stranger tonight.

I was going to the bank to do the nightly deposit (Usually dont do it on Friday nights, but I thought I'd do it tonight.)

I pulled into the parking lot and looked around to see if anyone was hiding or hanging around. I saw this women (I estimate in her late 20's, early 30's) waving me down. Against all of my better judgement, I coast on over. I thought she might be in trouble.

She was fairly attractive, dressed decent enough. I pull up next to her and roll down my window, leaving the car in gear and ready to haul a$$ if anything happens. She leans foward and looks at me for a good few seconds then stated that she wasn't a robber or mugger or anything strange, but she asked if I could give her a ride to her friends house just a mile down the road.

She didn't have a purse, and didn't have a place to hide a gun so I thought about it for a second and told her to hop in.

"Wow, I just love Mustangs, especially Red ones." Not the first time I heard that one.

I introduce myself and she introduces herself and holds out her hand. I shake it, but her grip lingered for a minute. Right then I thought, Oh God! I just unwittingly picked up a prostitute!

She tells me the neighborhood she needs to go in. Of course it has to be one of the worst neighborhoods in town. Off of Blunt Rd! Bad area. Bad bad bad area! And here I am in a new Shiny Red Car, that's LOUD. Nah it won't draw unwanted attention!

I pull out of the bank (Didn't do the money drop) and go to take another look at my newly acquired passenger. She's somewhat pretty, and staring right at me smiling and playing with her hair. Oh god, I'm going to get busted for having a MADAM in the car. Great! I'm expecting the cops to bust out any minute and for my butt to be on the next episode of either COPS, or 'World's Scariest Police Chases'.

I get on the road and open her up a little (THE CAR). The Girl; Cindy, says she likes the way my car sounds. She looks at me and says "Your a car nut aren't you?" I tell her 'yeah' and then I immediately start talking about cars. I catch myself and realize I might be boring her, so I just make small talk.

I drive her to this BAD area of town, and she points out this house and asks if I could wait outside for a minute. She was going to see if her friend was home. She gets out and runs out of view to the side of the house. Here I am with my LOUD car idling in a BAD part of town at one in the morning.

I was expecting for some drunk Redneck to come meandering out of the house with a shotgun and or Automatic Rifle while wearing one of those Beer dispensing Helmets yelling "You Little D***, You Scre**** my Wife. I'm going to kill you"

But she came running back into view and got back in the car. She said "Okay take me home with you" Then laughed and put kinda carressed my neck with her hand. She asked if I could drive her home. I nod and we drive off. We start talking and she asks what I'm doing out this time of night.

She's smiling at me again and batting eyes at me.

I told her I just got off work. She asks what I plan on doing the rest of the night. I don't know. We talked while I drove. I knew the nieghborhood she lived in, I used to live not to far from it. About 5 minutes into talking, I can't remember exactly how it came out, but it seemed like out of no where she asked me if I wanted to have a beer with her at her house.

I raise my eyebrows with interest and realized I was nodding my head with a smirk. Oops. When we pull into the neighborhood she - OUT OF NOWHERE....PURE STRAIGHT OUT OF THE BLUE.....SHOCKED THE HELL OUT OF ME...ASKS ME IF I WANT A CERTIAN ....ummmmmm...How to put it....Favor Do you all catch my drift! BJ

In shock, I ask her with disbelief "WHAT???" Her expression kinda changes, and she looked a little embarrassed (I know I was blushing.)

She said we were getting along real well (Hell I was only in the car with her for 10 mintues) and she thought I seemed like a real "Cool Guy".

"I don't do things like this at all, I don't know." She says. I begin to studder and stammer a bit. I told her that I appreciate the offer and would of taken her up on it If I wasn't happily married" I'm not married, I just blurted it out.

When she pointed out her house and I pulled over, she sat in my car for what seemed like 5 minutes looking at me (It was only like 15 seconds) and gave me this puppy dog look.

"Well thanks for the Ride Damien. You have a good night. Dont forget this place." Then she ran off towards the house.

I put the pedal to the metal and drove around for a little while longer thinking about what had just happened.

I mean, I've been offered things like that before, but it still shocks me when someone's so blunt and foward about it.

SEE THE KIND OF PEOPLE I MEET?

I MEET THE STRANGEST PEOPLE.
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