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Old 03-21-2001, 03:53 AM   #1
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Well, this may seem like a rather tasteless subject, but I think it shows the different attitudes between the sexes pretty well!

My discussion with Inferno this morning:

HCannonJr: i could have said i am taking a sh!t
GT306Chick: lol
HCannonJr: whats so funny....everyone does it
GT306Chick: NO
GT306Chick: I fluff
HCannonJr: no...you sh!t
GT306Chick: no
GT306Chick: i fluff
HCannonJr: sh!t, sh!t, sh!t
GT306Chick: fluff
GT306Chick: Fluff
GT306Chick: FLUFF!!!!
HCannonJr: you sh!t and that is final
GT306Chick: :-(
GT306Chick: but it sounds so ughhhh
HCannonJr: fluff sounds stupid....real stupid
GT306Chick: :-( no it doesnnnn't


Just thought it was kinda funny, and tell me you guys don't hear us chicks say this kind of crap all the time!!!

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Old 03-21-2001, 04:01 AM   #2
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Guy's also take "craps." It's also been called, dropping friends off at the pool, relasing sewer sharks, and several others on South Park, hehe.

I have never heard any one call it "fluff" before, do you live off cotton candy?
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Old 03-21-2001, 04:04 AM   #3
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I dunno...I always think it's hilarious when girls fart or burp and do crazy sh!t like that around guys. I guess I've always liked girls that were "just one of the guys" (hence the obsession with Mustang/car girls). But yeah...I've heard girls say funny stuff like that. I think some men are under the impression that women only go to the bathroom to powder their noses or some crap like that.

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Old 03-21-2001, 04:08 AM   #4
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Nope...they go to sh!t!!!

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Old 03-21-2001, 04:09 AM   #5
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Why do girls always seem to have nice terms for things that aren't nice?
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Old 03-21-2001, 10:33 AM   #6
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One of my favourite sayings... "takin' a dump" (not grammatically correct of course, but hey, it sounds good).
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Old 03-21-2001, 11:29 AM   #7
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umm, if you "fluff" you may want to eat foods that are a little more binding...foods such as cheeses or or lean meats
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Old 03-21-2001, 01:45 PM   #8
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Quote:
dropping friends off at the pool

OMG that is TO FUNNY!!!!!!

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Old 03-21-2001, 01:56 PM   #9
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I DON'T FLUFF OR TAKE A CRAP........
I DROP A DUECE
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Old 03-21-2001, 02:10 PM   #10
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You all sh!t!!!!!!

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Old 03-21-2001, 02:31 PM   #11
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I was wondering...

since the past tense of "sit" is "sat"
wouldn't the same apply for sh!t?
shat?

yesterday I shat...I have shat...you should have seen the sh!t I shat a few minutes ago!

/me wonders when this thread is going to be closed!

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Old 03-21-2001, 02:45 PM   #12
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I was wondering...
since the past tense of "sit" is "sat"
wouldn't the same apply for sh!t?
shat?

yesterday I shat...I have shat...you should have seen the sh!t I shat a few minutes ago!

LOL ed, that is too funny. but very well thought of

It's true that females take the "kinder, gentler" description of things(most of them anyway ) happens all the time with the girls i am friends with. actually....i think the cool ones are the ones that can expell "inner gasses" with effectiveness. (how's that for kinder and gentler lol) it was worth a shot i guess.

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Old 03-21-2001, 03:20 PM   #13
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yeah girls do say some weird things like they 'fluff' instead of sh!t. personally i like the phrase of smashing a dookie. that's just me though.
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Old 03-21-2001, 03:26 PM   #14
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Well I am a new user and I already like ya'll. I **** and I rip *** . I am human just like every other woman, and we all do it. Any girl who says she doesn't, believe me she sits in her car and rips one or "fluffs" all the time.
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Old 03-21-2001, 03:43 PM   #15
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lol, that's kind of a turn-on sometimes(in it's one little way).

Like this one time, me and 2 of my friends were at a resteraunt. And this TOTALLY HOT chick comes walking by our table. while checking out everybody, she totally runs into the doorway, banging her left side. she just picks up her little handbag, puts her shoe back on, smiles, shrugs and walks away. after every stops snickering, we were all like....dang, that was kinda hot. lol
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Old 03-22-2001, 01:05 AM   #16
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I'm afraid I'm with Inferno on this one. We all sh!t and there's no nice way to say it. But oh well...not like it makes any of us a freak or nothin.

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Old 03-22-2001, 01:19 AM   #17
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Tod,

Go to www.m-w.com and look up shat. You'll find that you are correct, it is the past tense of sh*t.

"Pinch a loaf" or "think about the world" are some of my favorites.
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Old 03-22-2001, 01:22 AM   #18
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for some odd reason it always seems like girls dont sh!t nearly as much as men...why is that?

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Old 03-22-2001, 01:32 AM   #19
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Quote:
Originally posted by Tod:
lol, that's kind of a turn-on sometimes(in it's one little way).

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Old 03-22-2001, 02:22 AM   #20
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because we don't eat as much...and we don't eat man food i.e. pork rinds and all that nasty crap!!!!

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