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05-08-2001, 07:02 PM | #1 |
The Dude
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Bumper stickers
I was wondering what good bumper stickers you guys have/have seen. I have on on my car that says:
My president is Charlton Heston I like the ones on offroad cars that say (upside down) 'if you can read this, flip me over' I know PGKelly knows some more for SUV's......... ------------------ 90LX AOD Convertable: Lakewood control arms, FMS springs. Best 1/4: 15.277@92.25 (2.27 60') |
05-08-2001, 07:07 PM | #2 |
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My favorite from back in the '60's was "Down with hot pants". Another is "How's my driving? Call 1-800-EAT S***" I alwas liked that one too.
Rev ------------------ '66 Coupe, 306, 300 HP, C-4, 13.97 e.t., 100.3 mph 1/4 mi. |
05-08-2001, 07:16 PM | #3 |
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saw this one on a yugo " this car goes 0-60 in 5 minutes"
we have one here on florida that says " they says it's tourist season, so why can't we shoot them??" ------------------ 93-LX: 5 Speed, Flow's with H-Pipe, 3.73's Sub's and K&N. |
05-08-2001, 09:14 PM | #4 |
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Favorite one... not exactly a STICKER..
Like george carlin i HATE those ***kin 'baby on board' signs that hang on a suction cup... Friend found a killer one.. looks identical.. Caution: Baby In Trunk. |
05-09-2001, 10:48 AM | #5 |
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"Ted Kennedy's car has killed more people than my gun"
------------------ 67 Fastback - Arctic White Pearl paint 351W ,Trick Flow Aluminum Heads, Edelbrock TorkerII, Carter 750 CFM, Comp. Cam 477/510 219/233@.050, Performance Automatic C-4 Trans, 3.55 gears, Front Disc Brakes, 1-1/8" Fr. 3/4" rear sway bars. My 351W Fastback |
05-09-2001, 10:54 AM | #6 |
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"Jesus Loves you, everyone else thinks your an a$$hole"
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05-09-2001, 11:39 AM | #7 |
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I like this one:
"If you get any closer I'll flick a booger on your windsheild" For the Nascar guys: "I'm not tailgaiting, I'm drafting" And for the beaters: "My other car is a piece of sh!t too" ------------------ Too much to list. Best ET on the car so far with stock 2.73 gears - 13.73@102mph Indiana Stangers Association Buy your parts here ICQ# 42269241 |
05-09-2001, 12:23 PM | #8 |
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I've seen a few good ones..... here is a couple that stick in my mind.
"If you can read this, I can hit my brakes and sue you". "Evironmentalists are kinda like dirty diapers, not good for anything and smell like **** ". "Guns don't kill people, I kill people". "My 'D' student beat up your honor student". ------------------ 1966 Baby blue Coupe, 289, Manual 3-speed, Edelbrock 650, Flowmaster 3-chambers, and minor upgrades. Interior work includes custom paneling, custom dash dress-up(I refuse to cut anything out of the original), Rewiring most of the electronics, Porsche 911 seats installed soon, and Stroker kit when I get to Texas. November of 2001 I will go back to Dallas. |
05-09-2001, 12:55 PM | #9 |
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there was a guy in Cali that would ride around on his BMW motorcycle with a bag full of bumper stickers that he would put on SUV's.....they read "Im changing the environment, ask me how!"
I've also seen ones that say "millions of dinosaurs died so i could get 8 mpg". that was on a camaro with a hood scoop and MASSIVE rear tires. i can't remember all of the bumper stickers i've seen right now, but if i do i'll post 'em |
05-09-2001, 01:01 PM | #10 |
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"My ‘D’ Student impregnated your honor student"
------------------ 1992 GT 5.0L Convertible BBK Shorties, Flowmasters, Super Chip, Mass Air, Under Drive Pullies, Hurst Shifter, Duck Tape AIM: SmokeyDP |
05-09-2001, 01:23 PM | #11 | |
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Haven't seen that one....but I like it. |
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05-09-2001, 04:26 PM | #12 |
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"Im may be fat, but your ugly and I can diet".
"Unless your a hemhroid, get off my a$$". "This car protected by a pit bull with aids". My question about that last one. How did the dog get aids because thats ******* nasty. Pony Power Forver |
05-09-2001, 10:00 PM | #13 |
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Howards Meat Market
Nobody Beats Our Meat! |
05-09-2001, 10:55 PM | #14 |
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My 2 favorites
Mustang owners do it sideways Drag racers do it till the rubber smokes |
05-09-2001, 10:58 PM | #15 |
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On a Pinto:
"Hit me and we both die!" On a Texas State Trooper LX 5.0: "Have you been chased by a ford lately?" On a Minivan" A Christian Fish and then a "Pro-Choice Sticker" On a girl's wicked 5.0: "If you beat me you can eat me!" On a nasty car driven by a punk teenager: "I wanna die like Granpa... In My Sleep, not screaming like the passengers in his car!" On a low rider: "The lower I go the more she likes it" On a Camaro with NOS: "Blow me and I'll Spray!" OK OK I'll stop! ------------------ Jodi AKA PonyGirl Red 68 GT Fastback and Black 99 GT Coupe "Not your average Mustangs..." PonyGirl |
05-09-2001, 11:09 PM | #16 |
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damn the girls "if you beat me you can eat me" is too good i would have to pull up next to her and ask if shes good on the offer
------------------ 1995 gt convertible: 3.55 gears, underdrive pulleys, cobra intake , fenderwell cold air, 65mm throttle body, 75mm mass air meter, off-road h pipe, borla cat back, custom diablo chip, 155lph fuel pump lentech aode street terminator w/ 10" converter stalls at 2800 rpms, yokohama a520(drag radials) 275s |
05-10-2001, 11:10 AM | #17 |
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Warning! Driver carries only $20 worth of ammunition.
(in the shape of a yellow yield sign) r/D.P. |
05-10-2001, 01:09 PM | #18 |
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Saw a plain white one with black letters that said - Bumpersticker Applied For
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05-10-2001, 04:46 PM | #19 |
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Heres a few:
"I may be slow but I'm ahead of you" "If you don't like my driving, get off the sidewalk" "Watch my *** , not hers" "I brake for no apparent reason" "I drive this way just to piss you off" ------------------ 347 Stroker Motor: Balanced, A9P Computer, Cobra Transmission, Extrude Ported and Polished Upper and ported Lower, GT40 Milled Ported and Polished Heads, B303 Cam, BBK 1 5/8 Headers, 30lb Bosch Injectors, Holley Fuel Regulator, March Underdrive Pulleys, Perma-Cool Fan, 3-Core Radiator, Accel Performance Coil, Accel 300+ Racing Wires, Ram Air, K&N Filter, 79mm Mass Air Unit, FlowMaster Exhaust w/BBK Offroad H-Pipe, Hurst Short Throw Shifter, 3:55 Gears, Ram Clutch, Cross Drilled Rotors |
05-10-2001, 07:11 PM | #20 | |
The Dude
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