Helpful Tip!

PKRWUD · 12-11-2002, 05:03 AM

from Bizzare News

Both men and women have personal property that they like to keep to themselves, even after moving in with their partner. Some purposely hide such material for fear that the other may become upset with them over the item(s).

Now I will not disclose any information about my personal possessions, but some men (and in many cases women, too) have a nice little collection of pornography, or what-have-you, that they like to keep hidden from their partners. Many fear the consequences that may result if their significant other finds the stash.

However, I will assure you that few will suffer as much as a poor Vermont man for getting caught watching porn by his wife. After she found him enjoying a pornographic video, she became filled with rage and shot the man in the shoulder. After holding her husband at gunpoint and threatening to open fire on his genitals, she (to the relief of men everywhere) moved northward and blasted a bullet right through her 21-year-old hubby's shoulder, while their four children played in the next room.

As a helpful tip to some of you men out there, you might want to think about being a little more open with your partner about your secret possessions... especially if you have any kind of firearm in your home.

Take care,
~Chris

Crazy Horse GT · 12-11-2002, 05:12 AM

that's why my gun's are where i know they are. oh crap, i dont own any, so no worry .lol

WADS56 · 12-11-2002, 10:17 AM

This is just another example that if you ban guns there will be no problems in this world

Now they just need to ban porn and it will never happen again

While there at it, lets take away everthing that we own so we can become mindless brainwashed zombies.

Don't ask where all that came from, I must need a drink.

Dark_5.0 · 12-11-2002, 11:09 AM

Lol, I have a porn collection.....My girlfriend knows about it and dont care.

I feel so dirty,

cyberstang5.0 · 12-11-2002, 11:58 AM

Oh crap... and my GF wants to be a cop for a living

302 LX Eric · 12-11-2002, 03:22 PM

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Originally posted by cyberstang5.0
Oh crap... and my GF wants to be a cop for a living

Dude, you're gonna be soooooo busted! You give her one wrong glance and she's going to know you're up to something bad.

E

cyberstang5.0 · 12-11-2002, 07:02 PM

The only benifit to it, is she can get me out of my speeding tickets

JaxTheDJ · 12-11-2002, 07:24 PM

Hey!!!!!!,maybe if my wife finds me looking at my GUN collection,she'll shoot me with some porn?

Hammer · 12-11-2002, 10:18 PM

Hmmm,

One of the top signs that it might be time for a divorce...

1969Mach1 · 12-11-2002, 11:30 PM

lol that is scary. Honestly what is that bad about it? It's human nature... lol Not like he's actually cheating on her. Maybe if she gave him more action he wouldn't have to watch porn. lol I used to try to get my ex to watch porn with me, she would never go for it. lol I got her to watch 30 seconds once and she just called me sick and laughed. lol

§am.

7000rpmisheaven · 12-12-2002, 10:29 AM

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Originally posted by Dark_5.0
Lol, I have a porn collection.....My girlfriend knows about it and dont care.

I feel so dirty,

Same here. My wife knows about it and its no big deal. In a way its good for the relationship. If there is a difference in "drives" then it could create tension in the relationship. the key is that the partner understands that you don't do it out of a desire to be with someone else but rather out of a need to release the tension.

PKRWUD · 12-12-2002, 11:50 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Dark_5.0
Lol, I have a porn collection.....My girlfriend knows about it and dont care.

I feel so dirty,

LOL! You should write for Hallmark!

Take care,
~Chris

88workcar · 12-13-2002, 06:15 AM

I heard this on Walton & Johnson yesterday. You forgot to mention that the police had been to that residents quite a few times before this particular time.

PKRWUD · 12-13-2002, 07:25 AM

The Waltons are still on?

MEDIK418 · 12-13-2002, 09:29 AM

I think it's disgusting. . .the thought of leaving a loaded gun within her reach is just inexcusable and that's why I don't leave em layin around like that.
Err. . . .uh. . .i mean. . .

bigred90gt · 12-13-2002, 06:43 PM

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I heard this on Walton & Johnson yesterday

The font under the avatars is so small I can't read your location. Where are you at? They are on the air here in Houston also. They must be wide broadcasting. Do they do nationwide or just Houston and Louisiana? I miss the old morning show, Greggo, Pruett, and The Boner, but these guys are OK.

Caymon

88workcar · 12-14-2002, 05:13 AM

The are on 98.1 out of Baton Rouge. I listen every morning at work. I have a radio in the shop and out side, like this I don't miss much. You can also listen on the web. By the way, what real man don't have a porn collection.

12-11-2002, 05:03 AM	#1
PKRWUD Junior Member Join Date: Mar 1999 Location: Ventura, California Posts: 8,981	Helpful Tip! from Bizzare News Both men and women have personal property that they like to keep to themselves, even after moving in with their partner. Some purposely hide such material for fear that the other may become upset with them over the item(s). Now I will not disclose any information about my personal possessions, but some men (and in many cases women, too) have a nice little collection of pornography, or what-have-you, that they like to keep hidden from their partners. Many fear the consequences that may result if their significant other finds the stash. However, I will assure you that few will suffer as much as a poor Vermont man for getting caught watching porn by his wife. After she found him enjoying a pornographic video, she became filled with rage and shot the man in the shoulder. After holding her husband at gunpoint and threatening to open fire on his genitals, she (to the relief of men everywhere) moved northward and blasted a bullet right through her 21-year-old hubby's shoulder, while their four children played in the next room. As a helpful tip to some of you men out there, you might want to think about being a little more open with your partner about your secret possessions... especially if you have any kind of firearm in your home. Take care, ~Chris __________________ Webmaster: Rice Haters Club Jim Porter Racing Peckerwoods Pit Stop Support Your Local RED & WHITE!

12-11-2002, 05:12 AM	#2
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12-11-2002, 10:17 AM	#3
WADS56 gear banger Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: CHICAGO Posts: 1,144	This is just another example that if you ban guns there will be no problems in this world Now they just need to ban porn and it will never happen again While there at it, lets take away everthing that we own so we can become mindless brainwashed zombies. Don't ask where all that came from, I must need a drink. __________________ 79 Hatch: NA 347, Stage 2 Canfield Heads, Victor JR. Intake, Blueprinted Holley 750 HP, Solid Roller Cam, Shooting for 10's on motor 93 LX: Tremec, dual friction clutch, fms flywheel, Hedman shorties, O/R H-pipe Ricer hater's club member #49

12-11-2002, 11:09 AM	#4
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12-11-2002, 07:24 PM	#8
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12-11-2002, 11:58 AM	#5
cyberstang5.0 347ci of HORSE POWER!!! Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Houston, TX Posts: 1,416	Oh crap... and my GF wants to be a cop for a living

12-11-2002, 07:02 PM	#7
cyberstang5.0 347ci of HORSE POWER!!! Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Houston, TX Posts: 1,416	The only benifit to it, is she can get me out of my speeding tickets

12-11-2002, 10:18 PM	#9
Hammer AKA "Dr. Evil" Join Date: Feb 1999 Location: South Fork Ranch Posts: 1,721	Hmmm, One of the top signs that it might be time for a divorce... __________________ Uncle Sam "What the hell is up with all the gauges? Calling Captain Kirk, your ride awaits... Phasers on stun...."

12-11-2002, 11:30 PM	#10
1969Mach1 HEY I CAN SET A NAME NOW! Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: Ontario, Canada Posts: 2,556	lol that is scary. Honestly what is that bad about it? It's human nature... lol Not like he's actually cheating on her. Maybe if she gave him more action he wouldn't have to watch porn. lol I used to try to get my ex to watch porn with me, she would never go for it. lol I got her to watch 30 seconds once and she just called me sick and laughed. lol §am. __________________ 1969 Mustang Mach 1Sold 351-4V Windsor, 4 Speed MACH 1 - Moving At The Speed Of Sound. 1979 Mustang Indianapolis 500 Pace Car For Sale - Email me for Info 302-2V, 3-Speed Auto One of 2,106 made One of 405 sent to Canada. Yes those are caution lights, and No you can't pass me when there on. Ricer Hater's Club - Member #4

12-13-2002, 06:15 AM	#13
88workcar Registered Member Join Date: Oct 1999 Location: Pierre Part, La. U.S.A. Posts: 1,850	I heard this on Walton & Johnson yesterday. You forgot to mention that the police had been to that residents quite a few times before this particular time. __________________ 88workcar 1988 Mustang LX 342. 417rwhp @ 6800. 28 X 10 ET Drag, 4.30s, 10.69 @ 126.43 1.42 60ft. 11.13 @ 127.7 on BFGs 1.72 60ft Rice Hater # 42 To be old and wise, You must first be young and stupid I'm somewhere in tthe middle.

12-13-2002, 07:25 AM	#14
PKRWUD Junior Member Join Date: Mar 1999 Location: Ventura, California Posts: 8,981	The Waltons are still on? __________________ Webmaster: Rice Haters Club Jim Porter Racing Peckerwoods Pit Stop Support Your Local RED & WHITE!

12-13-2002, 09:29 AM	#15
MEDIK418 Registered Member Join Date: Mar 1999 Location: Amarillo, Texas, USA Posts: 780	I think it's disgusting. . .the thought of leaving a loaded gun within her reach is just inexcusable and that's why I don't leave em layin around like that. Err. . . .uh. . .i mean. . . __________________ 1986 four-eyed LX coupe, 358 Cleveland, Tremec TKO600/centerforce clutch, dish cut Probe forged pistons, comp cams hyd.roller cam, .579/.588@224/230, Edel.performer, 670 holley street avenger, CPR custom built long tubes, ported and polished 4bbl heads, manley valves, beehive springs, MSD peo-billet dist/MSD6AL, fluidamper, 5 lug conv. with 17x8 bullits there's more but it's still not finished yet. Oh, and the oldest boy is turning his 89 GT into a FFR cobra this next summer.

12-14-2002, 05:13 AM	#17
88workcar Registered Member Join Date: Oct 1999 Location: Pierre Part, La. U.S.A. Posts: 1,850	The are on 98.1 out of Baton Rouge. I listen every morning at work. I have a radio in the shop and out side, like this I don't miss much. You can also listen on the web. By the way, what real man don't have a porn collection. __________________ 88workcar 1988 Mustang LX 342. 417rwhp @ 6800. 28 X 10 ET Drag, 4.30s, 10.69 @ 126.43 1.42 60ft. 11.13 @ 127.7 on BFGs 1.72 60ft Rice Hater # 42 To be old and wise, You must first be young and stupid I'm somewhere in tthe middle.

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