Helpful Tip!
 

from Bizzare News

Both men and women have personal property that they like to keep to themselves, even after moving in with their partner. Some purposely hide such material for fear that the other may become upset with them over the item(s).

Now I will not disclose any information about my personal possessions, but some men (and in many cases women, too) have a nice little collection of pornography, or what-have-you, that they like to keep hidden from their partners. Many fear the consequences that may result if their significant other finds the stash.

However, I will assure you that few will suffer as much as a poor Vermont man for getting caught watching porn by his wife. After she found him enjoying a pornographic video, she became filled with rage and shot the man in the shoulder. After holding her husband at gunpoint and threatening to open fire on his genitals, she (to the relief of men everywhere) moved northward and blasted a bullet right through her 21-year-old hubby's shoulder, while their four children played in the next room.

As a helpful tip to some of you men out there, you might want to think about being a little more open with your partner about your secret possessions... especially if you have any kind of firearm in your home.

Take care,
~Chris

that's why my gun's are where i know they are. oh crap, i dont own any, so no worry .lol :D :D :D :D :D :p ;)

This is just another example that if you ban guns there will be no problems in this world:rolleyes: Now they just need to ban porn and it will never happen again:rolleyes: While there at it, lets take away everthing that we own so we can become mindless brainwashed zombies.

Don't ask where all that came from, I must need a drink.

Lol, I have a porn collection.....My girlfriend knows about it and dont care.

I feel so dirty,http://www.ricehatersclub.com/forum/...lies/tits3.gif

Oh crap... and my GF wants to be a cop for a living :eek:

Dude, you're gonna be soooooo busted! You give her one wrong glance and she's going to know you're up to something bad. :D

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The only benifit to it, is she can get me out of my speeding tickets :D

Hey!!!!!!,maybe if my wife finds me looking at my GUN collection,she'll shoot me with some porn?

Hmmm,

One of the top signs that it might be time for a divorce...

lol that is scary. Honestly what is that bad about it? It's human nature... lol Not like he's actually cheating on her. Maybe if she gave him more action he wouldn't have to watch porn. lol I used to try to get my ex to watch porn with me, she would never go for it. lol I got her to watch 30 seconds once and she just called me sick and laughed. lol

§am.

Same here. My wife knows about it and its no big deal. In a way its good for the relationship. If there is a difference in "drives" then it could create tension in the relationship. the key is that the partner understands that you don't do it out of a desire to be with someone else but rather out of a need to release the tension.

LOL! You should write for Hallmark!

;)

Take care,
~Chris

I heard this on Walton & Johnson yesterday. You forgot to mention that the police had been to that residents quite a few times before this particular time.

The Waltons are still on?

:confused:

I think it's disgusting. . .the thought of leaving a loaded gun within her reach is just inexcusable and that's why I don't leave em layin around like that.
Err. . . .uh. . .i mean. . .

The font under the avatars is so small I can't read your location. Where are you at? They are on the air here in Houston also. They must be wide broadcasting. Do they do nationwide or just Houston and Louisiana? I miss the old morning show, Greggo, Pruett, and The Boner, but these guys are OK.

Caymon

The are on 98.1 out of Baton Rouge. I listen every morning at work. I have a radio in the shop and out side, like this I don't miss much. You can also listen on the web. By the way, what real man don't have a porn collection.