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How to get out of a speedin ticket
If you get pulled over and you say you gotta take a number 2 real bad and you where rushing home you think the cop would let you off? I mean he couldnt really call you a lier. Am I wrong?
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Depends on how many fast food joints with bathrooms you passed while going 90 mph....... : )
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I've heard of a guy that tried that, and the cop followed him home and waited for him to finish, then walked into the bathroom to confirm the urgence of the claim.
How bored does a cop have to be to do that? Gives me chills just thinking about it. ------------------ The Black Mamba 11.2@124 94 Cobra- MAC cold air fender kit, Motorsport underdrive pulley's, MAC 21/2" off-road H pipe, SVO mufflers, 3.73 gears, E-303 cam, 13.417@101.335mph |
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that is TO FUNNY!!!
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what you do is while you are reaching in your back pocket to get your liscence, you sh!t all over your hand. and say "see officer, i sh!t all over my hand. and now my lic. is all crappy...do you still want it?" the cop should run back to his car and leave disgusted.... it works for me most of the time.
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I personally like Chris Farleys approach, stop the car, get out screaming:
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Oh wait, that is for drunk driving, ah...
... ... ... It might also work for speeding, especially at night... sorry man your fubar. ------------------ White 1995 Mustang GT Dynomax Cat-Back, Offroad H-pipe, performacne chip, K&N Filters w/o Air Silencer My 1995 Mustang GT |
I never really tried to talk my way out of a ticket before i just sign the damn thing and go about my business.
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I might just have to try that now cause those things are to damn expensive
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spinemup ~ first you post about boobies and now i read this... <shaking head> If I keep laughing this hard I'm gonna have a six pack in a week! http://www.mustangworks.com/msgboard/tongue.gif
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haha here's a good one. I'm going to be 20 in June, and I still owe my dad $2800 bucks for my car, so both of our names are on the registration. Every time I get pulled for squawking the tires (dont speed that much) I do the ol' "but officer this is my dad's car, and it made this screechy noise when I pushed that left pedal in and blah blah". They look at me for a second, almost not believing because of how the car looks, then tell me to be more careful and let me go ahahaha. The few times I have been pulled for speeding this is the drill: "But officer, this is my dad's car, and he put these gear thingies in the back and the speedometer is off, and he knows but I don't and I'm reallllly sorry..."...
All I can say is almost 4 years of street racing and 1 improper driving ticket...in my old civic beater http://www.mustangworks.com/msgboard/smile.gif ------------------ Elisha (Mustang Chick Extraordinaire) 1994 GT/Saleen: GT-40 intake,4.10s, full exhaust, pulleys. Sold the 1986 LX sedan :( http://www.geocities.com/mustangbelle_306 |
I don't think that would work for us guys. We'd probably get our license revoked or something.
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Or get your @ss stomped like Rodney King.
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