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MazdaProwner · 03-21-2003, 04:13 PM

I don't own a Mustang, but I've been trying to make my car into an Integra Type R clone. Let me tell you it is difficult to do with a four door but slowly I'm making it happen.
First thing I did was the "Powered by Acura" seatbelt pads.
Next time I got my allowance came the Type-R badges. 5.99$ each so I could only get one at a time. Then came the Decals. Lord did I ever get alot of them. My car is practically covered. I even put Type-R decals on the wheel covers.
Next came the phat chrome exhaust tip that just screamed BLING BLING for miles, funny thing is, it was so big that I could drive a 1959 Cadillac through it, and it weighed the back end of my car down. So, naturally I just cut a couple coils off the front springs to level it out, and now my car looks m4d tyt3 cause its lowered.
After all that came the spoiler, cause you know that when I'm going really fast I need a big spoiler for extra downforce.
Naturally the next step was a body kit, the more agressive the better. Its great, I needed my car to get noticed so I made sure that it was a different colour than the rest of my car, now I've got about 1/4'' of ground clearance. talk about a fly ride.
The una-wiper was next, well because I think it looks like **** but hey, all my ricer buddies think that i be pimpin' wit dat ****.
Clear lights all around came next because they're still in style and I want to be "with it", who doesn't right??
Wheels were next of course, I had to save up my allowance for 3 whole years for this, but well worth it.
These wheels are tha phatest of tha phat, 26 inches. They cost me more than my car did new, but I can get all the ladies now.
The system wasn't a high priority becasue I had to work on making my car look fast first, but now it thumps so bizzzaad that any car that tries to race me their engine will just stall and their car will rattle apart, when I kick up the bass.
Last thing I got was a 75 shot of naaaawwwwzzzzzzzzz, that was great, I put the NOS stickers on my car,and didn't even bother to hook up the kit I just put the bottle in the car, opened it up and hot boxed myself. It was great, I was laughing for days, wait the bottle was empty I think, maybe I was just laughing at what a stupid mess I made of my car.

What do you think of my creative writing??

03-21-2003, 04:13 PM	#7
MazdaProwner Registered Member Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Niagara Falls Canada Posts: 23	I don't own a Mustang, but I've been trying to make my car into an Integra Type R clone. Let me tell you it is difficult to do with a four door but slowly I'm making it happen. First thing I did was the "Powered by Acura" seatbelt pads. Next time I got my allowance came the Type-R badges. 5.99$ each so I could only get one at a time. Then came the Decals. Lord did I ever get alot of them. My car is practically covered. I even put Type-R decals on the wheel covers. Next came the phat chrome exhaust tip that just screamed BLING BLING for miles, funny thing is, it was so big that I could drive a 1959 Cadillac through it, and it weighed the back end of my car down. So, naturally I just cut a couple coils off the front springs to level it out, and now my car looks m4d tyt3 cause its lowered. After all that came the spoiler, cause you know that when I'm going really fast I need a big spoiler for extra downforce. Naturally the next step was a body kit, the more agressive the better. Its great, I needed my car to get noticed so I made sure that it was a different colour than the rest of my car, now I've got about 1/4'' of ground clearance. talk about a fly ride. The una-wiper was next, well because I think it looks like ** but hey, all my ricer buddies think that i be pimpin' wit dat **. Clear lights all around came next because they're still in style and I want to be "with it", who doesn't right?? Wheels were next of course, I had to save up my allowance for 3 whole years for this, but well worth it. These wheels are tha phatest of tha phat, 26 inches. They cost me more than my car did new, but I can get all the ladies now. The system wasn't a high priority becasue I had to work on making my car look fast first, but now it thumps so bizzzaad that any car that tries to race me their engine will just stall and their car will rattle apart, when I kick up the bass. Last thing I got was a 75 shot of naaaawwwwzzzzzzzzz, that was great, I put the NOS stickers on my car,and didn't even bother to hook up the kit I just put the bottle in the car, opened it up and hot boxed myself. It was great, I was laughing for days, wait the bottle was empty I think, maybe I was just laughing at what a stupid mess I made of my car. What do you think of my creative writing??