How To Please Women....
 

I'll post this in the female forum: :D

A group of girlfriends went on vacation and they
see a five-story hotel with a sign that reads "For Women Only". Since they were without their boyfriends, they decide to go in.

The Doorman, a very attractive guy, explains to
them how it works; "We have 5 floors. Go up floor by floor, and once you find what you are looking for, you can stay there. It's easy to decide, since each floor has signs telling you what's inside. The only rule is, once you leave a floor, you can't return to it."

The women talk it over and decide to go for it.
They start going up, and on the first floor the
sign reads "All the men here are horrible lovers, but they are sensitive and kind". The friends laugh and without hesitation move on to the next floor.

The sign on the Second floor reads "All the men here are wonderful lovers, but they generally treat women badly". This wasn't going to do so again they head for the stairs.

The friends move up to the Third floor where the
sign reads: "All the men here are great lovers and sensitive to the needs of women." This was good but there were still two more floors. . .

So on to the Fourth floor, the sign was perfect.
"All the men here have perfect builds; are sensitive and attentive to women; are perfect lovers; they are also single, rich and straight" The women seemed pleased but they decide that they would rather see what the fifth floor has to offer before they settle for the fourth.

When they reach the Fifth floor, there is only a
sign that reads: "There are no men here. This
floor was built only to prove that there is simply no way to please a woman."

lol Now that is funny! lol But your going to get yourself in trouble with the ladies on that one my friend. lol hehehe

Take it easy,

I got off at the fourth floor a while ago ;)

LOL!! TRUE STORY!!

LOL that was too funny!!!:D

Actually that was funny I aint mad at ya Haha LOL

That was funny, thanks for posting that!

Dang.....that is VERY fitting!!!!:D

LOL the truth is now known!!!!!!!!!!!! :eek:

hahahaha.... Can't live with them but can't live without them. That's what keeps us busy (woman). If they were easy to figure out we'd have to much spare time. I'm always up for the challenge of figuring out what is going on in a girls head. But usually they have to know before I try to figure out. lol

bahahaah, That is so funny and TRUE!!! Good one...:D

great joke man lmao,how true hehe:D

At least the fairer sex is not notorious for trading in their life mates for the newer model ;)

buy or trade in....
 

and what would the "fairer" sex be? hmm? like a woman has never traded her man in for a newer one. it goes both ways belle. besides, your not supposed to take it personal(it looks that way, but not sure), its only a joke. as from a guys point of view, most of us see that. if you look deeper belle, you would see that the guys that think it so true, mostly treated women very good and got sh*t on. so maybe the guys on here are not that bad after all.....:) just stating an opinion.

Errrr...that was a joke...women are frequently referred to as the"fairer sex" in many examples of classical literature, including the Bard himself.

I really didn't care at all about your joke, I actually thought it was funny...even stated above that I found a really nice guy for once, so I don't know why you think I was getting defensive...hence the ;) face...:rolleyes:

I am perfectly aware that there are nasty specimens to each gender, and that either sex is partly to blame for poor relations between men and women, in fact I usually tend to side with males for I have known many women to be extremely cruel AND manipulative.

So, next time, give weight to the smiles...thanks!

He is very right. I found it funny cause I can relate to my g/f. If I only understood 1 of every 10 things she told me I'd be happy. She changes her mind every 30 seconds, and gets mad at me cause I don't know what she is going to change her mind too. She never seems to be satisfied with what I do, and I do everything for her. Not her to rag on her, I love her to death, and she means the world to me. But it's just funny because it's put in a way that we can all relate too. :) It was just a harmless joke.

Yes, I am aware of how fickle women can be...

This is coming from someone who went from Cobra Rs to Prostars, then back to Cobra Rs...stock hood, then RR hood, then on to Ram air, back to RR, and then back to stock...TRUST ME...I know allllll about fickle ;) :D

what threw me was the "fairer sex". i thought you were impling that women seem to be better at keeping longer lasting relationship than men, sorry, but i dont know any classic lietature except Shakespere. and dont say "err..." that sounds defensive to me. rather than err.. try, "listen up dickhead" or "pay attention pig". those work better!
:) :p :D

I'll be sure to make a note of it for next time.

oh and one other thing, why didnt you smile in your picture? you look sad! i read "Belle" with a :( in the picture. im smiling in mine! hahaha

If you wasted all the money that I did in my car and STILL had issues, you wouldn't be smiling either!!! :D :mad:

I'll take a smiling pic and redo an avatar later tonight just for..... ERRRRRRR...you ;)

ERRRRRRR......
 

what a sweeeeeeetheart!;) what issues? you probably posted it but i missed it. PM me. i curious of the "issues" you have. errrrrr....

Well why you're redoing stuff.... how about updating Shiloh's page?

My girlfriend is very, very, VERY indecisive also. Talk about a pain in the butt!!!!! Hehe...:D It's worth it though....:cool:

what? Belle having issues about the car? nnnnnaaaa:D

Bell's got da coolest car in here. ok i'm a bit partial, *ahem* that wasn't too abvious was it? ;)

and yes the joke was VERY fitting, a certain person in here probly knows about that :o , but it's all worth it when things are going smoothly.

the ******* car is the same way, it just seems like i can't please her, it's not easy having 2 women in your life that mean so much to you, or is it 3...........

lol don't get me started on having an extra love in your life and it being your car. lol My g/f I think was jealous at first when I got my stang. lol I think she was just upset cause I spent the first couple days just talking about her (The stang) lol. But she is cool now, but she doesn't like my hood scoop. :( Whats she know about cars anyway. lol She said she liked my dads car better ('73 Vette) but wait tell I save up for my Shaker, and finish her up. :D Then she'll hate it but I'm sure her guy friends will like it. There is so many ricers at her school, I can't wait tell next summer and pulling in to pick her up. lol I'm sure she won't be complaining about my car then. lol ;)

Take it Easy All,
And make sure to love your woman just as much as your cars, just make sure you tell them you love them more. :rolleyes:

LOL that was very funny. I thought this was going to be about something else good joke though. Sometimes u just gotta go along with whatever the women wants. Especaily when she don't know what she wants LOL. If that makes sense to anybody.

Hey 69 Mach 1 defenitly get the shaker. I love mine so much much. Take the pump of it too so the shaker stays open all the time or it will only come open under full accelieration. I just having the ram air effect all the time.

showed that to my wife she rolled her eyes:rolleyes: :D

haha bri32z, that's funny!:p :p

Did you then tell her it was just a joke and you don't feel that way! hehe....j/k.....

Awww :) thanks hon. OMG don't even get me started on HER fickleness *grrrrr*:D

My male dog is always trying to mount my female dog.

LOL.......are they brother/sister? Hahaha....j/k man....:D :p ;)