12-13-2001, 06:10 PM
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| Get down.....  Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: Room 103
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|  How To Please Women.... I'll post this in the female forum:  A group of girlfriends went on vacation and they see a five-story hotel with a sign that reads "For Women Only". Since they were without their boyfriends, they decide to go in. The Doorman, a very attractive guy, explains to them how it works; "We have 5 floors. Go up floor by floor, and once you find what you are looking for, you can stay there. It's easy to decide, since each floor has signs telling you what's inside. The only rule is, once you leave a floor, you can't return to it." The women talk it over and decide to go for it. They start going up, and on the first floor the sign reads "All the men here are horrible lovers, but they are sensitive and kind". The friends laugh and without hesitation move on to the next floor. The sign on the Second floor reads "All the men here are wonderful lovers, but they generally treat women badly". This wasn't going to do so again they head for the stairs. The friends move up to the Third floor where the sign reads: "All the men here are great lovers and sensitive to the needs of women." This was good but there were still two more floors. . . So on to the Fourth floor, the sign was perfect. "All the men here have perfect builds; are sensitive and attentive to women; are perfect lovers; they are also single, rich and straight" The women seemed pleased but they decide that they would rather see what the fifth floor has to offer before they settle for the fourth. When they reach the Fifth floor, there is only a sign that reads: "There are no men here. This floor was built only to prove that there is simply no way to please a woman."
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12-13-2001, 07:00 PM
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| HEY I CAN SET A NAME NOW!  Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: Ontario, Canada
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|  lol Now that is funny! lol But your going to get yourself in trouble with the ladies on that one my friend. lol hehehe Take it easy,
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12-13-2001, 11:22 PM
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| That was funny, thanks for posting that!
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12-13-2001, 11:39 PM
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| All about the Windsor.  Join Date: Feb 2000 Location: Omaha, NE
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| Dang.....that is VERY fitting!!!!
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12-13-2001, 11:44 PM
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| He said Member...heh, heh  Join Date: Sep 1999 Location: Jupiter, Florida U.S.A.
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| LOL the truth is now known!!!!!!!!!!!! 
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12-14-2001, 07:42 AM
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| HEY I CAN SET A NAME NOW! Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: Ontario, Canada
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| hahahaha.... Can't live with them but can't live without them. That's what keeps us busy (woman). If they were easy to figure out we'd have to much spare time. I'm always up for the challenge of figuring out what is going on in a girls head. But usually they have to know before I try to figure out. lol
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12-14-2001, 08:57 AM
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|  great joke man lmao,how true hehe
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12-14-2001, 06:33 PM
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| buy or trade in.... and what would the "fairer" sex be? hmm? like a woman has never traded her man in for a newer one. it goes both ways belle. besides, your not supposed to take it personal(it looks that way, but not sure), its only a joke. as from a guys point of view, most of us see that. if you look deeper belle, you would see that the guys that think it so true, mostly treated women very good and got sh*t on. so maybe the guys on here are not that bad after all..... just stating an opinion.
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12-14-2001, 06:38 PM
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| Yay for Chickys Join Date: Feb 2001
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| Errrr...that was a joke...women are frequently referred to as the"fairer sex" in many examples of classical literature, including the Bard himself. I really didn't care at all about your joke, I actually thought it was funny...even stated above that I found a really nice guy for once, so I don't know why you think I was getting defensive...hence the  face... I am perfectly aware that there are nasty specimens to each gender, and that either sex is partly to blame for poor relations between men and women, in fact I usually tend to side with males for I have known many women to be extremely cruel AND manipulative. So, next time, give weight to the smiles...thanks! |
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