How are your sons doing?

srv1 · 12-14-2002, 01:27 AM

HEHE!

Four men went golfing one day. Once on the course, three of them headed to the first tee and the fourth went into the clubhouse to take care of the bill. The three men started talking, bragging about their sons.

The first man told the others, "My son is a homebuilder and he is
so successful that he gave a friend a new home for free."

The second man said, "My son was a car salesman and now he owns a multi-line dealership. He's so successful that he gave a friend a new Mercedes, with all the extras."

The third man, not wanting to be outdone, bragged, "My son is a
stockbroker and he's doing so well that he gave his friend an
entire stock portfolio."

The fourth man joined them on the tee after a few minutes of
taking care of business. The first man mentioned, "We are just
talking about our sons. How is yours doing?" The fourth man
replied, "Well, my son is gay and dances in a gay bar."

The three friends looked down at the grass and sniggered. The
fourth man carried on, "Admittedly I'm not totally thrilled about
the dancing job, but he must be doing pretty good. His last three
boyfriends gave him a house, a brand new Mercedes, and a stock
portfolio."

jj_jonathon · 12-14-2002, 01:44 AM

rofl...thats one of the best jokes ive seen posted in a while..

1969Mach1 · 12-14-2002, 01:50 AM

hahaha lmao... man that is fuckin' hillarious. lol

§am.

MidNiteBlu 5.0 · 12-14-2002, 03:20 AM

hahaha thats a good one!

12-14-2002, 03:43 AM

lmao, thats a funny one

Topless In Texas · 12-14-2002, 04:00 AM

hehehe...
funny....didnt I just forward that one today??? hahahahahhahahahahhah

TNT

12-14-2002, 05:19 AM

DOH>>>>>>>>>LOL

Too funny! That would be just about the best thing I've read in a while~ ROFLMAO

I was having problems sleeping and popped on for a few posts and jokes and bamn..Jenn's tired..Thanks..guys/gals...off to bed...

Jenn

12-14-2002, 01:27 AM	#1
srv1 Get down..... Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: Room 103 Posts: 2,095	How are your sons doing? HEHE! Four men went golfing one day. Once on the course, three of them headed to the first tee and the fourth went into the clubhouse to take care of the bill. The three men started talking, bragging about their sons. The first man told the others, "My son is a homebuilder and he is so successful that he gave a friend a new home for free." The second man said, "My son was a car salesman and now he owns a multi-line dealership. He's so successful that he gave a friend a new Mercedes, with all the extras." The third man, not wanting to be outdone, bragged, "My son is a stockbroker and he's doing so well that he gave his friend an entire stock portfolio." The fourth man joined them on the tee after a few minutes of taking care of business. The first man mentioned, "We are just talking about our sons. How is yours doing?" The fourth man replied, "Well, my son is gay and dances in a gay bar." The three friends looked down at the grass and sniggered. The fourth man carried on, "Admittedly I'm not totally thrilled about the dancing job, but he must be doing pretty good. His last three boyfriends gave him a house, a brand new Mercedes, and a stock portfolio." __________________ Cobra brakes are on! Finally..... ------------------------------------------------

12-14-2002, 01:44 AM	#2
jj_jonathon Trisket Join Date: May 2002 Location: University of Florida, FL Posts: ½ Posts: 1,560	rofl...thats one of the best jokes ive seen posted in a while.. __________________ University of Florida - Physics Major My 02GT vert Media Center Pics BBK Underdrive Pulleys \| K&N FIPK (Gen II) \| Bullet Grille \| Mach 1 Chin Spoiler \| UPR Interior Parts \| XM Radio \| Audiobahn Subs Ricer Hater's Club Member #1/2 (30) http://www.ricehatersclub.com/

12-14-2002, 01:50 AM	#3
1969Mach1 HEY I CAN SET A NAME NOW! Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: Ontario, Canada Posts: 2,556	hahaha lmao... man that is fuckin' hillarious. lol §am. __________________ 1969 Mustang Mach 1Sold 351-4V Windsor, 4 Speed MACH 1 - Moving At The Speed Of Sound. 1979 Mustang Indianapolis 500 Pace Car For Sale - Email me for Info 302-2V, 3-Speed Auto One of 2,106 made One of 405 sent to Canada. Yes those are caution lights, and No you can't pass me when there on. Ricer Hater's Club - Member #4

12-14-2002, 03:20 AM	#4
MidNiteBlu 5.0 I got something to say Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: San Diego, CA Posts: 1,557	hahaha thats a good one! __________________ 91 LX Hatch 5.0 - made for the twisties 89 LX Hatchback 5.0 5spd. stolen/stripped 4/7/05 http://www.mustangworks.com/cgi-bin/...splay.cgi?3494 1987 Toyota Pickup Ricer Haters Club Member #33 Want a custom gauge cluster for your Vintage Mustang? www.jmeenterprises.com

12-14-2002, 04:00 AM	#6
Topless In Texas Not broken anymore! Join Date: May 2001 Location: La Porte, TEXASS :) Posts: 1,963	LMAO hehehe... funny....didnt I just forward that one today??? hahahahahhahahahahhah TNT __________________ R.I.P. my Kinde..Jan. 19,1992-Aug. 22, 2003. Shes Cruisin' doggie heaven in a Blown Verte or a GTO!!! 2005 ROUSH GT Verte SuperStallions of the Net Feature, May 2002 RICE HATERS CLUB MEMBER #38!! O.B.C #5..thank you!! I feel so priveledged!! BONE STOCK~ Hell, its a ROUSH!

12-14-2002, 03:43 AM	#5
digital3.3 Guest Posts: n/a	lmao, thats a funny one

12-14-2002, 05:19 AM	#7
Janeofalltrades Guest Posts: n/a	DOH DOH>>>>>>>>>LOL Too funny! That would be just about the best thing I've read in a while~ ROFLMAO I was having problems sleeping and popped on for a few posts and jokes and bamn..Jenn's tired..Thanks..guys/gals...off to bed... Jenn

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