I... CAN'T.... STOP.... LAUGHING.... PLEASE... HELP!

Hammer · 08-17-2001, 01:14 PM

http://www.mindspring.com/~makusaf/

Still can't stop laughing at these fools...
Check out the pics...

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"The Yellowjacket"
381.8 rwhp 377.6 rwtq

"Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups."

89 Cobra LX · 08-17-2001, 01:37 PM

That Focus is sweeeet!!

I bet the wing gives it a top speed over 200MPH.

Hammer · 08-17-2001, 01:42 PM

They probably wouldn't let me into their club because my car doesn't look "cool" enough with such a small, miniscule rear spoiler...

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"The Yellowjacket"
381.8 rwhp 377.6 rwtq

"Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups."

Gautam · 08-17-2001, 04:42 PM

Hi,
What's pathetic is the club only has 2 members.

And man, are those some crazy lookin cars. If i saw one of those cars on the road, I'd pull the dude over and beat some sense into him.

Bye!

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Gautam N. Lad
http://www.cubicdesign.com
http://www.cubicdesign.com/mustang/

Fox Body · 08-17-2001, 05:54 PM

Well, if he's got the power to back up the look, than cool. If not, than sorrowfully, he's in the same class as your usual ricer. I like the Ford Focus, but I'm not so sure about that one.

Where were the power specs on the car? Did I miss them?

-----------------------------------------
351W-powered 1979 Ford Mustang notchback
Stock 5.8L under 4" cowl, C4 w/ shift kit
Holley 750 cfm, Edelbrock Performer RPM intake
1 5/8" MAC shorty headers, Al driveshaft
2.5" Off road H-pipe, 2-chamber Flowmasters
Front: 225/60/15, Rear: 255/60/15 Eagle GT II
Weld wheels (15x6;15x8), 8.8" Rear w/ 3.55s
14 x 4” K&N air filter (getting the Xtreme setup someday)

"Red, thou art my companion. Hasten now your quickened metamorphosis to Green that I may conquer all who dare abide there beside me. May they be left thither behind burnt black." ---Fox Body

Gautam · 08-17-2001, 07:42 PM

Hi,
I dunno if you guys that like the Focus noticed or not but the thing is riced up like crazy. Are you just liking it cuz its a Ford?

I dunno about you, but if I saw that Focus on the road, I'd throw rocks at it.

Bye!

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Gautam N. Lad
http://www.cubicdesign.com
http://www.cubicdesign.com/mustang/

Stang Runner · 08-17-2001, 08:00 PM

Hey Fox Body It has aleast 400HP just add up the stickers

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14.62@96.9 Engine: Steal Mounts, Under drive pulleys, K&N, Home ported Lower Intake, No power steering, No A/C
Drive Train: 3.55, World Class T-5,
NOW it is time for Real power STUFF I Have and will put on after I get everthing: Accel DFI

Mac cold intake, 70MM TB, Valve covers (COOL ONES)255 Fuel pump.
Next to get: rocker arms,Cam,TFS Heads,Injectors 26,Holley intake, What might I need???

[This message has been edited by Stang Runner (edited 08-17-2001).]

Rev · 08-17-2001, 08:08 PM

I dunno, Gautam, the Focus is ugly anyway. Ricing it just makes it worse, Ford or not.

Rev

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'66 Coupe, 306, 300 HP, C-4, 13.97 e.t., 100.3 mph
1/4 mi.

[This message has been edited by Rev (edited 08-17-2001).]

lx mike · 08-17-2001, 08:26 PM

OMG!!!!! look on the back bumber of the focus and it says " drive it like you stole it"

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93-LX: 5 Speed, Flow's with H-Pipe, 3.73's, C&L 76MM Kit, Sub's and K&N.
14.85 @95.83

Hammer · 08-17-2001, 08:52 PM

Personally,
I wouldn't care if that thing had 800 rwhp... I'd STILL be laughing at just the HUGE park bench he stuck on that thing as he flew off.... I'm sorry, its just the personification of really bad taste in my opinion. Could you imagine trying to SELL that crap in a few years when this whole craze dies down?

I'm still trying to understand the whole point of huge wings on front wheel drive cars anyway....

As far as the engine compartment is concerned, you'd probably be seeing something displayed on the web site if there was anything worth mentioning...
I'd be HIGHLY surprised if that guy had one actual performance mod other than induction/exhaust. You'd probably see a whole bunch of chrome coverings all over everything in the compartment.... Maybe some "custom" spray paint job.
Typical ricer show stuff.

In fact, if someone wants to email this guy and find out, I'll put down 20 bucks he can't cut a 14.0 1/4 mile.

And I'd be surprised if he's done any better than a 15.0. I don't know ANYTHING about the Focus, but I would think even one with forced induction wouldn't be very straight-line impressive even compared to a lightly modded 99-01 Mustang....

Heck, the weight from the wing ALONE would cost him 2 tenths....

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"The Yellowjacket"
381.8 rwhp 377.6 rwtq

"Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups."

tireburner163 · 08-17-2001, 10:16 PM

WHY?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

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DEAD(FRIED TRANS)
1990 Dodge Dynasty with 275,000 miles. Mods:chiped paint, CD player. Sucks but it was free. Praying for a stang.
The "Guetto Glider"

If it ain't broke, you ain't tryin hard enough

gt-hunter · 08-17-2001, 10:44 PM

Just goes to show...rice will be rice...Chevy, Ford, or Honda...

They riced out the Focus...the Cavalier and they had a bonafide ricer there just for good measure...LOL

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1999 Z28 M6 Arctic White,
13.27 @ 106.39, 2.022 60' n/a

moosejaw · 08-17-2001, 11:09 PM

Did anyone notice the DOD decals on both cars. Probably been cruising the base exchange for chicks.

Do they hold their own private car shows with the focus always winning or are those fishing trophies?

Mike

Rev · 08-17-2001, 11:16 PM

Maybe they're Jr. High School swim meet trophies. I never even won any of those. Hee, hee.

Rev

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'66 Coupe, 306, 300 HP, C-4, 13.97 e.t., 100.3 mph
1/4 mi.

84LX89GT · 08-18-2001, 12:51 AM

Awwwgggggggg.........bleh......... I was laughing so hard, i just wish there was more "members of team madman" so i could laugh at them. I don't care what they have under the hood, those cars are extremely lame. At least they didn't have any "R" stickers on them, just horrible looking graphics.

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previous name: 84stangLX
'84 Mustang 5.0 LX
my LX
'89 Mustang GT
my GT

Topless In Texas · 08-18-2001, 01:28 AM

I wonder who the manufacturer is of the Satellite dish hanging off the back of that car? I might want to get one!!

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1994 GT CONVERTIBLE
TOPLESS IN TEXAS Girls can too's July "Mare of the Month"

Performance Red. Cold Air Ind.,K&N,H.P. Pulleys,OffRoad H-Pipe,Subframe Connectors,Flows,3.55,Light bar,Custom HeadRests.Lotta Chrome

95mustanggt · 08-18-2001, 11:54 AM

Well I have 2 explanations:

1. It is actually Fords new feature on the Focus. We all know about Ford and the Hydrogen fuel cell. I mean Ford was the first to do a lot of things, like desing the first production lines.

Well this is another first. Just like the Explorer is for exploring the ground. This new Focus option gives you the power of flight!

Yes that's right, if you look closely at that wing it is actually positioned so that it creates lift not down force! For a few thousand $$ you too can order this option on your focus!

2. The guy is perminantly drunk. Can can't but the bottle down. He drinks in the morning at breakfast, in the shower, at school, (not at work, he was fired for being drunk), he drinks constantly. This constant state of drunkeness makes him unaware that his car is the laughing stock of community/country.

But not too worry he found a friend with the same condition, he drives a cavalier...

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1995 Mustang GT

JakeM · 08-18-2001, 05:12 PM

Did anybody notice the Honda logo crossed out on the back of the Focus? And whats up with the radioactive symbol on the back tire?

Power · 08-19-2001, 03:09 PM

I'm betting the dude has a bottle of spray in his car too, but it aint for the car...

PGkelly · 08-19-2001, 03:19 PM

the radioactive symbol is the Super Street logo, one of those import magazines. it's a surprisingly good read too, very funny, and very well-written. that crossed out honda sticker is pretty cool, it just needs a better (read: faster) car to be stuck on.

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If it ain't broke, make it go faster

AOL: MCVillain45

08-17-2001, 01:14 PM	#1
Hammer AKA "Dr. Evil" Join Date: Feb 1999 Location: South Fork Ranch Posts: 1,721	I... CAN'T.... STOP.... LAUGHING.... PLEASE... HELP! http://www.mindspring.com/~makusaf/ Still can't stop laughing at these fools... Check out the pics... ------------------ "The Yellowjacket" 381.8 rwhp 377.6 rwtq "Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups."

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89 Cobra LX Don Corlione Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: Omaha NE USA Posts: 491	That Focus is sweeeet!! I bet the wing gives it a top speed over 200MPH.

08-17-2001, 01:42 PM	#3
Hammer AKA "Dr. Evil" Join Date: Feb 1999 Location: South Fork Ranch Posts: 1,721	They probably wouldn't let me into their club because my car doesn't look "cool" enough with such a small, miniscule rear spoiler... ------------------ "The Yellowjacket" 381.8 rwhp 377.6 rwtq "Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups."

08-17-2001, 04:42 PM	#4
Gautam Registered Member Join Date: Sep 2000 Location: Brampton, ON, Canada Posts: 298	Hi, What's pathetic is the club only has 2 members. And man, are those some crazy lookin cars. If i saw one of those cars on the road, I'd pull the dude over and beat some sense into him. Bye! ------------------ Gautam N. Lad http://www.cubicdesign.com http://www.cubicdesign.com/mustang/

08-17-2001, 05:54 PM	#5
Fox Body Mustang Maniac Join Date: Sep 2000 Location: GA, U.S.A Posts: 2,266	Well, if he's got the power to back up the look, than cool. If not, than sorrowfully, he's in the same class as your usual ricer. I like the Ford Focus, but I'm not so sure about that one. Where were the power specs on the car? Did I miss them? ----------------------------------------- 351W-powered 1979 Ford Mustang notchback Stock 5.8L under 4" cowl, C4 w/ shift kit Holley 750 cfm, Edelbrock Performer RPM intake 1 5/8" MAC shorty headers, Al driveshaft 2.5" Off road H-pipe, 2-chamber Flowmasters Front: 225/60/15, Rear: 255/60/15 Eagle GT II Weld wheels (15x6;15x8), 8.8" Rear w/ 3.55s 14 x 4” K&N air filter (getting the Xtreme setup someday) "Red, thou art my companion. Hasten now your quickened metamorphosis to Green that I may conquer all who dare abide there beside me. May they be left thither behind burnt black." ---Fox Body

08-17-2001, 07:42 PM	#6
Gautam Registered Member Join Date: Sep 2000 Location: Brampton, ON, Canada Posts: 298	Hi, I dunno if you guys that like the Focus noticed or not but the thing is riced up like crazy. Are you just liking it cuz its a Ford? I dunno about you, but if I saw that Focus on the road, I'd throw rocks at it. Bye! ------------------ Gautam N. Lad http://www.cubicdesign.com http://www.cubicdesign.com/mustang/

08-17-2001, 08:00 PM	#7
Stang Runner Registered Member Join Date: Jun 1999 Location: Walker, MI, USA Posts: 1,202	Hey Fox Body It has aleast 400HP just add up the stickers ------------------ 14.62@96.9 Engine: Steal Mounts, Under drive pulleys, K&N, Home ported Lower Intake, No power steering, No A/C Drive Train: 3.55, World Class T-5, NOW it is time for Real power STUFF I Have and will put on after I get everthing: Accel DFI Mac cold intake, 70MM TB, Valve covers (COOL ONES)255 Fuel pump. Next to get: rocker arms,Cam,TFS Heads,Injectors 26,Holley intake, What might I need??? [This message has been edited by Stang Runner (edited 08-17-2001).]

08-17-2001, 08:08 PM	#8
Rev Registered Member Join Date: Nov 1998 Location: Houston, Tx. Posts: 3,887	I dunno, Gautam, the Focus is ugly anyway. Ricing it just makes it worse, Ford or not. Rev ------------------ '66 Coupe, 306, 300 HP, C-4, 13.97 e.t., 100.3 mph 1/4 mi. [This message has been edited by Rev (edited 08-17-2001).]

08-17-2001, 08:26 PM	#9
lx mike Undescribable Join Date: Sep 1998 Location: Ft Myers Fla Posts: 1,539	OMG!!!!! look on the back bumber of the focus and it says " drive it like you stole it" ------------------ 93-LX: 5 Speed, Flow's with H-Pipe, 3.73's, C&L 76MM Kit, Sub's and K&N. 14.85 @95.83

08-17-2001, 08:52 PM	#10
Hammer AKA "Dr. Evil" Join Date: Feb 1999 Location: South Fork Ranch Posts: 1,721	Personally, I wouldn't care if that thing had 800 rwhp... I'd STILL be laughing at just the HUGE park bench he stuck on that thing as he flew off.... I'm sorry, its just the personification of really bad taste in my opinion. Could you imagine trying to SELL that crap in a few years when this whole craze dies down? I'm still trying to understand the whole point of huge wings on front wheel drive cars anyway.... As far as the engine compartment is concerned, you'd probably be seeing something displayed on the web site if there was anything worth mentioning... I'd be HIGHLY surprised if that guy had one actual performance mod other than induction/exhaust. You'd probably see a whole bunch of chrome coverings all over everything in the compartment.... Maybe some "custom" spray paint job. Typical ricer show stuff. In fact, if someone wants to email this guy and find out, I'll put down 20 bucks he can't cut a 14.0 1/4 mile. And I'd be surprised if he's done any better than a 15.0. I don't know ANYTHING about the Focus, but I would think even one with forced induction wouldn't be very straight-line impressive even compared to a lightly modded 99-01 Mustang.... Heck, the weight from the wing ALONE would cost him 2 tenths.... ------------------ "The Yellowjacket" 381.8 rwhp 377.6 rwtq "Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups."

08-17-2001, 10:16 PM	#11
tireburner163 It's a lot like a race car Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: Meridian, MS Posts: 4,130	WHY?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!? ------------------ DEAD(FRIED TRANS) 1990 Dodge Dynasty with 275,000 miles. Mods:chiped paint, CD player. Sucks but it was free. Praying for a stang. The "Guetto Glider" If it ain't broke, you ain't tryin hard enough

08-17-2001, 10:44 PM	#12
gt-hunter Registered Member Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: Weston, Florida USA Posts: 115	Just goes to show...rice will be rice...Chevy, Ford, or Honda... They riced out the Focus...the Cavalier and they had a bonafide ricer there just for good measure...LOL ------------------ 1999 Z28 M6 Arctic White, *13.27 @ 106.39, 2.022 60' n/a*

08-17-2001, 11:09 PM	#13
moosejaw Registered Member Join Date: Apr 1999 Location: St.Louis,MO Posts: 274	Did anyone notice the DOD decals on both cars. Probably been cruising the base exchange for chicks. Do they hold their own private car shows with the focus always winning or are those fishing trophies? Mike

08-17-2001, 11:16 PM	#14
Rev Registered Member Join Date: Nov 1998 Location: Houston, Tx. Posts: 3,887	Maybe they're Jr. High School swim meet trophies. I never even won any of those. Hee, hee. Rev ------------------ '66 Coupe, 306, 300 HP, C-4, 13.97 e.t., 100.3 mph 1/4 mi.

08-18-2001, 12:51 AM	#15
84LX89GT Mustangs Join Date: Jul 2000 Posts: 1,938	Awwwgggggggg.........bleh......... I was laughing so hard, i just wish there was more "members of team madman" so i could laugh at them. I don't care what they have under the hood, those cars are extremely lame. At least they didn't have any "R" stickers on them, just horrible looking graphics. ------------------ previous name: 84stangLX '84 Mustang 5.0 LX my LX '89 Mustang GT my GT

08-18-2001, 01:28 AM	#16
Topless In Texas Not broken anymore! Join Date: May 2001 Location: La Porte, TEXASS :) Posts: 1,963	I wonder who the manufacturer is of the Satellite dish hanging off the back of that car? I might want to get one!! ------------------ 1994 GT CONVERTIBLE TOPLESS IN TEXAS Girls can too's July "Mare of the Month" Performance Red. Cold Air Ind.,K&N,H.P. Pulleys,OffRoad H-Pipe,Subframe Connectors,Flows,3.55,Light bar,Custom HeadRests.Lotta Chrome

08-18-2001, 11:54 AM	#17
95mustanggt Registered Member Join Date: May 2000 Location: Kamloops, BC Posts: 2,875	Well I have 2 explanations: 1. It is actually Fords new feature on the Focus. We all know about Ford and the Hydrogen fuel cell. I mean Ford was the first to do a lot of things, like desing the first production lines. Well this is another first. Just like the Explorer is for exploring the ground. This new Focus option gives you the power of flight! Yes that's right, if you look closely at that wing it is actually positioned so that it creates lift not down force! For a few thousand $$ you too can order this option on your focus! 2. The guy is perminantly drunk. Can can't but the bottle down. He drinks in the morning at breakfast, in the shower, at school, (not at work, he was fired for being drunk), he drinks constantly. This constant state of drunkeness makes him unaware that his car is the laughing stock of community/country. But not too worry he found a friend with the same condition, he drives a cavalier... ------------------ 1995 Mustang GT

08-18-2001, 05:12 PM	#18
JakeM Registered Member Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Washington Posts: 2	Did anybody notice the Honda logo crossed out on the back of the Focus? And whats up with the radioactive symbol on the back tire?

08-19-2001, 03:09 PM	#19
Power Registered Member Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Oregon Posts: 420	I'm betting the dude has a bottle of spray in his car too, but it aint for the car...

08-19-2001, 03:19 PM	#20
PGkelly Registered Member Join Date: Feb 2001 Posts: 274	the radioactive symbol is the Super Street logo, one of those import magazines. it's a surprisingly good read too, very funny, and very well-written. that crossed out honda sticker is pretty cool, it just needs a better (read: faster) car to be stuck on. ------------------ If it ain't broke, make it go faster AOL: MCVillain45