[Kamaro Killer]

Hey Rev & Crazy Horse, here's a theme for your club......

I cannot see

I cannot pee

I cannot chew

I cannot screw

Oh, my God, what can I do?

My memory shrinks

My hearing stinks

No sense of smell

I look like hell

My mood is bad-can you tell?

My body's drooping

Have trouble pooping

The Golden Years have come at last

The Golden years can kiss my ***!!!!!!!!!!

Ha ha, just kidding, Keith.