I Got A Frigin' Ticket Tonight

Topless In Texas · 08-28-2002, 04:12 AM

well,
as far as 'braggin rights' go...i got a damn ticket tonight! Was running late for my appt at the tanning place. DID not even see the damn Friendswood cop in back of me cuz i still have not put my rearview mirror back on!(although, i DID get the metal piece out of the mirror to mount! )
He was all 'bowed' up at first. Being bad ***. Then he started being nice. i swear i sat there for 15 minutes while he ran my plates. OF COURSE im in the middle of a main road in my HOMETOWN(where i grew up and work and everyone knows me and my car!)

Well, while hes being all friendly and drooling on my car I get a damn ticket for going 66 in a 45....didnt cut me NO SLACK...
I THINK a year has passed since I last took defensive driving... this will be my 6th time I think...last time I took it at a comedy club and wore my NHRA SPEEDLIMIT 350MPH tank. I got hammered by the instructor and by the end of the class they were all out in the parking lot checking out my car. I think i"ll go back to the same place. I got 10 days to respond to the high and mighty FWD PD before I get graced w/ a warrent for my arrest. geez...................
this sucks.
BTW: I wonder how much $$$$$$$$ the defensive driving instructors make ????????? i could teach that class blindfolded!

i gotta go to bed. LONG ******* DAY and a long week ahead. TNT

Crazy Horse GT · 08-28-2002, 04:24 AM

lord gal does a black cloud follow you , or what, your luck & mine sounds about the same, if i didnt have bad luck, i wouldnt have any luck, i dont know what i did to p.o. god, but i get slammed with bad luck on a regular basis, good luck with this, cya.

PKRWUD · 08-28-2002, 06:31 AM

Luck like that can only get better. Time to head to LAS VEGAS!!!

You're due.

Take care,
~Chris

1969Mach1 · 08-28-2002, 06:38 AM

That is tough luck, sorry to here about that!
I got nailed by a cop too, but there was a plain crash and he had to go so he let me off. I'll explain the story abit more when I get to work cause I gotta get ready now. But sorry to hear about your bad luck....

§am.

cyberstang5.0 · 08-28-2002, 07:33 AM

That sucks... Friendswood cops can be punks. Hope it doesn't cost you that much...

08-28-2002, 08:59 AM

Dam* CC you sure have had your share of sh** happening. I hope the tickets not to much. Love the shirt idea hehehh Odie

Eric4Nitrous · 08-28-2002, 12:24 PM

If it makes you feel any better..my dad got a ticket too. I tried flirtin with a lady cop once..ended up paying for it big time.lol Lesson #1 NEVER ask a lady cop if she's dieting..yeah yeah i made that mistake. And boy i got fined out the ying yang.

The Deuce · 08-28-2002, 12:55 PM

Eric,
I knew a guy who asked a lady cop if using handcuff on the job took away from the bedroom appeal of them. This WHILE he was being arrested. Some people.

TNT,
So did you put the mirror back on yet?

induction · 08-28-2002, 02:05 PM

> > > > IMPORTANT REQUIRED READING: WHAT NOT TO SAY TO A POLICE OFFICER!

1. I can't reach my license unless you hold my
beer (OK in Texas).

2. Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar
detector wasn't plugged
in.

3. Ummmm, aren't you the guy from the Village
People?

4. Hey, you must've been doin'about 125 mph to
keep up with me. Good
job!
5. Are You Andy or Barney?

6. I thought you had to be in relatively good
physical condition to be
a police officer.

7. You're not gonna check the trunk, are you?

8. I pay your salary!

9. Gee officer, that's terrific! The last
officer only gave me a
warning, too!

10. Do YOU know why you pulled me over? Okay,
just so one of us does.

11. I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes,
I know there are no
other cars around. That's how far ahead of me they
are.

12. When the Officer says "Gee Son....Your eyes look red, have you been drinking?" you probably shouldn't respond
with, "Gee Officer, your eyes look glazed, have you been eating doughnuts?"

13. No officer, I don't have any blood in my
alcohol stream.

mustangman65_79 · 08-28-2002, 02:30 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Topless In Texas
well,
as far as 'braggin rights' go...i got a damn ticket tonight! Was running late for my appt at the tanning place. DID not even see the damn Friendswood cop in back of me cuz i still have not put my rearview mirror back on!(although, i DID get the metal piece out of the mirror to mount! )
He was all 'bowed' up at first. Being bad ***. Then he started being nice. i swear i sat there for 15 minutes while he ran my plates. OF COURSE im in the middle of a main road in my HOMETOWN(where i grew up and work and everyone knows me and my car!)
Well, while hes being all friendly and drooling on my car I get a damn ticket for going 66 in a 45....didnt cut me NO SLACK...
I THINK a year has passed since I last took defensive driving... this will be my 6th time I think...last time I took it at a comedy club and wore my NHRA SPEEDLIMIT 350MPH tank. I got hammered by the instructor and by the end of the class they were all out in the parking lot checking out my car. I think i"ll go back to the same place. I got 10 days to respond to the high and mighty FWD PD before I get graced w/ a warrent for my arrest. geez...................
this sucks.
BTW: I wonder how much $$$$$$$$ the defensive driving instructors make ????????? i could teach that class blindfolded!
i gotta go to bed. LONG ******* DAY and a long week ahead. TNT

U know, if u think about it, thats a pretty funny reason to speed and get pulled over for. Sorry, but I was just cracking up over here about that

PKRWUD · 08-28-2002, 04:18 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by The Deuce
Eric,
I knew a guy who asked a lady cop if using handcuff on the job took away from the bedroom appeal of them. This WHILE he was being arrested. Some people.

DAMMIT MIKE!!! Can't you keep ANYTHING a secret??? See if I ever tell YOU again!

Take care,
~Chris

MidNiteBlu 5.0 · 08-28-2002, 05:12 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by PKRWUD
DAMMIT MIKE!!! Can't you keep ANYTHING a secret??? See if I ever tell YOU again!

Take care,
~Chris

hahahaha the secrets out!!!! ROFL

Topless In Texas · 08-28-2002, 10:00 PM

THIS IS WAAAY TOO FUNNY! Felt good to laugh today for once!
How bout THIS not to say to a cop.....

I was 18, still did not have my drivers license, just the license of a girl at work w/ my pic laminated on it. (fake I.D. for clubbing) Didn't get license till i was 19. Got pulled over, and when the LADY cop asked me a question, I told her 'YES SIR!'!!!!!!!!!!
Needless to say, I got a ticket..(or the girl whose license I had did ! Not me! ) I paid the ticket.. Never told her. Dont know to this day weather she ever found out about it or not that she had a speeding ticket on her record...(keep in mind this was 19 years ago!)!

Handcuffs.......heheheheh wayyyyy too funny!

The Deuce · 08-30-2002, 06:53 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by PKRWUD
DAMMIT MIKE!!! Can't you keep ANYTHING a secret??? See if I ever tell YOU again!

Take care,
~Chris

Dude you wish you had thought of that one. It was Rugby player friend of mine, and the lady cop in IV was dang hot. She could have frisked me, if you catch my drift.

PKRWUD · 08-30-2002, 11:18 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by The Deuce
Dude you wish you had thought of that one. It was Rugby player friend of mine, and the lady cop in IV was dang hot. She could have frisked me, if you catch my drift.

Oh. Must have been a different Mike I told about that.

Take care,
~Chris

08-28-2002, 04:24 AM	#2
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08-28-2002, 06:31 AM	#3
PKRWUD Junior Member Join Date: Mar 1999 Location: Ventura, California Posts: 8,981	Luck like that can only get better. Time to head to LAS VEGAS!!! You're due. Take care, ~Chris __________________ Webmaster: Rice Haters Club Jim Porter Racing Peckerwoods Pit Stop Support Your Local RED & WHITE!

08-28-2002, 06:38 AM	#4
1969Mach1 HEY I CAN SET A NAME NOW! Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: Ontario, Canada Posts: 2,556	That is tough luck, sorry to here about that! I got nailed by a cop too, but there was a plain crash and he had to go so he let me off. I'll explain the story abit more when I get to work cause I gotta get ready now. But sorry to hear about your bad luck.... §am. __________________ 1969 Mustang Mach 1Sold 351-4V Windsor, 4 Speed MACH 1 - Moving At The Speed Of Sound. 1979 Mustang Indianapolis 500 Pace Car For Sale - Email me for Info 302-2V, 3-Speed Auto One of 2,106 made One of 405 sent to Canada. Yes those are caution lights, and No you can't pass me when there on. Ricer Hater's Club - Member #4

08-28-2002, 12:24 PM	#7
Eric4Nitrous Registered Member Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Va Posts: 1,122	If it makes you feel any better..my dad got a ticket too. I tried flirtin with a lady cop once..ended up paying for it big time.lol Lesson #1 NEVER ask a lady cop if she's dieting..yeah yeah i made that mistake. And boy i got fined out the ying yang. __________________ 68 Camaro Gene Fulton 632ci Two stages of Jug 8.41 164mph Rockingham 1-26-03

08-28-2002, 12:55 PM	#8
The Deuce Registered Member Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Atlanta, GA Posts: 2,325	Eric, I knew a guy who asked a lady cop if using handcuff on the job took away from the bedroom appeal of them. This WHILE he was being arrested. Some people. TNT, So did you put the mirror back on yet? __________________ 1997 Mustang GT "The Freak" - 13.80 @ 101.70, 2.07 60' 1995 Honda VFR750 - not much @ really fast (actual data pending.) 1964.5 Mustang 289 Rice Haters Club Member #13

08-28-2002, 04:12 AM	#1
Topless In Texas Not broken anymore! Join Date: May 2001 Location: La Porte, TEXASS :) Posts: 1,963	I Got A Frigin' Ticket Tonight well, as far as 'braggin rights' go...i got a damn ticket tonight! Was running late for my appt at the tanning place. DID not even see the damn Friendswood cop in back of me cuz i still have not put my rearview mirror back on!(although, i DID get the metal piece out of the mirror to mount! ) He was all 'bowed' up at first. Being bad *. Then he started being nice. i swear i sat there for 15 minutes while he ran my plates. OF COURSE im in the middle of a main road in my HOMETOWN(where i grew up and work and everyone knows me and my car!) Well, while hes being all friendly and drooling on my car I get a damn ticket for going 66 in a 45....didnt cut me NO SLACK... I THINK a year has passed since I last took defensive driving... this will be my 6th time I think...last time I took it at a comedy club and wore my NHRA SPEEDLIMIT 350MPH tank. I got hammered by the instructor and by the end of the class they were all out in the parking lot checking out my car. I think i"ll go back to the same place. I got 10 days to respond to the high and mighty FWD PD before I get graced w/ a warrent for my arrest. geez................... this sucks. BTW: I wonder how much $$$$$$$$ the defensive driving instructors make ????????? i could teach that class blindfolded! i gotta go to bed. LONG ***** DAY and a long week ahead. TNT __________________ R.I.P. my Kinde..Jan. 19,1992-Aug. 22, 2003. Shes Cruisin' doggie heaven in a Blown Verte or a GTO!!! 2005 ROUSH GT Verte SuperStallions of the Net Feature, May 2002 RICE HATERS CLUB MEMBER #38!! O.B.C #5..thank you!! I feel so priveledged!! BONE STOCK~ Hell, its a ROUSH!

08-28-2002, 07:33 AM	#5
cyberstang5.0 347ci of HORSE POWER!!! Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Houston, TX Posts: 1,416	That sucks... Friendswood cops can be punks. Hope it doesn't cost you that much...

08-28-2002, 08:59 AM	#6
gt lee Guest Posts: n/a	Dam* CC you sure have had your share of sh** happening. I hope the tickets not to much. Love the shirt idea hehehh Odie

08-28-2002, 02:05 PM	#9
induction The Brit! Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Across the Pond! Posts: 694	> > > > IMPORTANT REQUIRED READING: WHAT NOT TO SAY TO A POLICE OFFICER! 1. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer (OK in Texas). 2. Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in. 3. Ummmm, aren't you the guy from the Village People? 4. Hey, you must've been doin'about 125 mph to keep up with me. Good job! 5. Are You Andy or Barney? 6. I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a police officer. 7. You're not gonna check the trunk, are you? 8. I pay your salary! 9. Gee officer, that's terrific! The last officer only gave me a warning, too! 10. Do YOU know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does. 11. I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there are no other cars around. That's how far ahead of me they are. 12. When the Officer says "Gee Son....Your eyes look red, have you been drinking?" you probably shouldn't respond with, "Gee Officer, your eyes look glazed, have you been eating doughnuts?" 13. No officer, I don't have any blood in my alcohol stream. __________________ *Restored 1965 Coupe* *April Mare of the Month* RiceHatersClub Member #27 Last edited by induction; 08-28-2002 at 02:10 PM..

08-28-2002, 10:00 PM	#13
Topless In Texas Not broken anymore! Join Date: May 2001 Location: La Porte, TEXASS :) Posts: 1,963	ROTFLMFAO! THIS IS WAAAY TOO FUNNY! Felt good to laugh today for once! How bout THIS not to say to a cop..... I was 18, still did not have my drivers license, just the license of a girl at work w/ my pic laminated on it. (fake I.D. for clubbing) Didn't get license till i was 19. Got pulled over, and when the LADY cop asked me a question, I told her 'YES SIR!'!!!!!!!!!! Needless to say, I got a ticket..(or the girl whose license I had did ! Not me! ) I paid the ticket.. Never told her. Dont know to this day weather she ever found out about it or not that she had a speeding ticket on her record...(keep in mind this was 19 years ago!)! Handcuffs.......heheheheh wayyyyy too funny! __________________ R.I.P. my Kinde..Jan. 19,1992-Aug. 22, 2003. Shes Cruisin' doggie heaven in a Blown Verte or a GTO!!! 2005 ROUSH GT Verte SuperStallions of the Net Feature, May 2002 RICE HATERS CLUB MEMBER #38!! O.B.C #5..thank you!! I feel so priveledged!! BONE STOCK~ Hell, its a ROUSH!

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