Import guys are making fun of us...take a look
 

A little poem the import guys wrote, it's supposed to be for christmas i guess.

'Twas the night before the street race and all through the streets No car exhaust was made not even a peep The honda was parked in the garage for the night I was in bed, snuggled up with some hotties for the night The cleaners put away in the cabinets and drawers, The only sound from the house were a few loud snores In hopes that St. Honda soon would be there When out in the street i heard a great roar, it sounded like tornadoes coming to my door I sprang from my bed, threw on my pants, ran to the window and took a quick glance, and there in the street sat a honda or three, one civic hatch, one crx, and one coupe to be seen. Their motors all reved, surged and blew off, i could tell right away they were hardcore not soft
Out stepped the drivers, two guys and a girl, Stephen, Lisa, Ed : three fastest hondas in the world. They all carried gifts for under my tree, intake, header, exhaust one fo each from three cam gears, pulleys, strut bars and springs, i wondered what i would do with all of these things.... Put them on your honda, make it go fast, tear up the streets and kick the domestics *** Next is the turbo, nitrous, and supercharger.....and then came the motor to swap out for something larger All it takes is a little work we know it can be done, make your honda fast 9 sec's is fun

With those words of wisdom they climbed into thier rides, lined up in the street, sides by side Then all of a sudden christmas trees appeared, but not the kind thought of this time of year Three yellows and a green the lights quickly dropped, the three squealed at the line ......OH **** its the cops!!!! They all got away leaving the 5 0 in the dust, no tickets, no impounds, not even a bust Last thing i heard as they speed out of sight.....GET YOU CAR RUNNING THERES A STREET RACE TONIGHT

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Awww. the poor ricer has engine envy. Let's have a pitty party for him.

pity party! pity party! pity party! pity party! pity party! pity party! pity party! pity party! pity party! pity party! pity party! pity party! pity party! pity party! pity party! pity party! pity party! pity party! pity party! pity party! pity party! pity party!

Maybe he'll feel better now. Though, his poor Honda surely will never come close in looks, style, handling, or power of a REAL Musclecar!

Someone needs to post a rice haters club link in there... :D

You do know that they were not talking about a Mustang right?

5 0 is a police reference. While the story is stupid, and the only way that a rice boy could get a 9 second ride is to dream, but it wasn't a slam on us. They seem to know better. :D

Cam
 

Here you go Cam


Normally I don't "troll" but I couldn't pass up the suggestion. That's me on the bottom, if I last over there.

Not true. All they have to do is "tune the nawws timer another milli-second and it'll run nines"

I can't believe I just provided a quote from the F&F :( I must be tired...

man i just had flasbacks from high school. When your at a party, and the cops show up and you hear people screaming "5-oh 5-oh" while beer bottles are flying every which way.

rotflmao, mr ricer has a problem- hit that crack pipe again boi, yo, word dawg, his mad driving skillz will let him smoke any v-8 in his path, i'm scared. :eek: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :D[IMG]79585[/IMG]

Yeah, and the State Highway Patrol guys I know drive... MUSTANGS! Unless they can't afford them, then they use Camaros. ;)

Still battling REAL Musclecars. It's still Engine Envy.

:D

Hmmmm, a Turbo, Supercharger, and Nitrous all on a Honda??? The loser who wrote that probably has a bone stock POS with an 8 foot wing!!!

dude...that was a good laugh...:p:D...poor guy...

what does it mean?

5 0 means Cop. Don't know why, just know it does. If you re-read the post, it makes more sense like that. They were streetracing, and had to out run the cops.