To Exercise . . . . . . Or Not

PKRWUD · 07-07-2002, 08:57 AM

TO EXERCISE . . . . . . OR NOT

It is well documented that for every minute that you exercise, you
add one minute to your life. This enables you at 85 years old to
spend an additional 5 months in a nursing home at $5000 per month.

My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was 60. Now
she's 97 years old and we don't know where the hell she is.

The only reason I would take up exercising is so that I could hear
heavy breathing again.

I joined a health club last year, spent about 400 bucks. Haven't lost
a pound. Apparently you have to show up.

I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out
what I'm doing.

I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy
me.

The advantage of exercising every day is that you die healthier.

If you are going to try cross-country skiing, start with a small
country.

Take care,
-Chris

tireburner163 · 07-07-2002, 09:39 AM

ROTF!!!

These are the rules I live by.

MustangKelly96 · 07-07-2002, 11:23 AM

LMAO!!

Thanks for the laugh Chris

1969Mach1 · 07-07-2002, 11:28 AM

hahaha... lmao... that is great!

07-07-2002, 12:43 PM

lol thats some funny stuff

Rev · 07-07-2002, 02:35 PM

You need more 7&7 PKRWUD. It acts like a solvent to desolve out that plaque in the arteries. No need for exercise. The 7&7 acts sort of like that engine flush stuff when you change your oil. It removes all those harmful deposits. More 7&7, that's the answer.

Rev

Crazy Horse GT · 07-07-2002, 02:39 PM

heheheh, your so full of, oh uh nevermind

07-07-2002, 04:05 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Rev
You need more 7&7 PKRWUD. It acts like a solvent to desolve out that plaque in the arteries. No need for exercise. The 7&7 acts sort of like that engine flush stuff when you change your oil. It removes all those harmful deposits. More 7&7, that's the answer.

Rev

it could end up flushing alot more than just his arteries, then he might not be full of anything....j/k

PKRWUD · 07-07-2002, 04:30 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Rev
You need more 7&7 PKRWUD. It acts like a solvent to desolve out that plaque in the arteries. No need for exercise. The 7&7 acts sort of like that engine flush stuff when you change your oil. It removes all those harmful deposits. More 7&7, that's the answer.

Rev

Hell, it's Happy Hour somewhere in the world right now. Okay. Thanks Doc!!!

HEY Bartender!!!

Take care,
-Chris

Rev · 07-07-2002, 06:25 PM

As I learned recently, we are on Greenwich mean time here on MW. I guess that means we can each set our own schedules, LOL.

Rev

PKRWUD · 07-07-2002, 09:06 PM

I'm thinking it's almost happy hour in Hawaii right now, so let's see, that's GMT, minus 11 hours...

HEY BARTENDER!!!

Take care,
-Chris

07-07-2002, 08:57 AM	#1
PKRWUD Junior Member Join Date: Mar 1999 Location: Ventura, California Posts: 8,981	To Exercise . . . . . . Or Not TO EXERCISE . . . . . . OR NOT It is well documented that for every minute that you exercise, you add one minute to your life. This enables you at 85 years old to spend an additional 5 months in a nursing home at $5000 per month. My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was 60. Now she's 97 years old and we don't know where the hell she is. The only reason I would take up exercising is so that I could hear heavy breathing again. I joined a health club last year, spent about 400 bucks. Haven't lost a pound. Apparently you have to show up. I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I'm doing. I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me. The advantage of exercising every day is that you die healthier. If you are going to try cross-country skiing, start with a small country. Take care, -Chris __________________ Webmaster: Rice Haters Club Jim Porter Racing Peckerwoods Pit Stop Support Your Local RED & WHITE!

07-07-2002, 09:39 AM	#2
tireburner163 It's a lot like a race car Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: Meridian, MS Posts: 4,130	ROTF!!! These are the rules I live by. __________________ 1987 Buick T-type 1998 HD Electra Elide

07-07-2002, 11:28 AM	#4
1969Mach1 HEY I CAN SET A NAME NOW! Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: Ontario, Canada Posts: 2,556	hahaha... lmao... that is great! __________________ 1969 Mustang Mach 1Sold 351-4V Windsor, 4 Speed MACH 1 - Moving At The Speed Of Sound. 1979 Mustang Indianapolis 500 Pace Car For Sale - Email me for Info 302-2V, 3-Speed Auto One of 2,106 made One of 405 sent to Canada. Yes those are caution lights, and No you can't pass me when there on. Ricer Hater's Club - Member #4

07-07-2002, 02:35 PM	#6
Rev Registered Member Join Date: Nov 1998 Location: Houston, Tx. Posts: 3,887	7&7 You need more 7&7 PKRWUD. It acts like a solvent to desolve out that plaque in the arteries. No need for exercise. The 7&7 acts sort of like that engine flush stuff when you change your oil. It removes all those harmful deposits. More 7&7, that's the answer. Rev __________________ '66 Coupe, 306, 350-375 HP, C-4, 13.07 e.t., 104.8 mph, 1/4 mi. O.B.C. #2 '66 coupe

07-07-2002, 02:39 PM	#7
Crazy Horse GT Registered Member Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Sale Creek, TN. C. S. A. Posts: 4,652	heheheh, your so full of, oh uh nevermind __________________ 95 gt vert, lot's of stuff, it aint slow. 04 sonic blue v - six my beater 89 rs camaro iroc turbo hood, other stuff, my wifes ride 84 lx stang cammed up 289 hi po, etc 65 falcon, maybe by the year 2020. black 00gt, gone but never forgotten. R H C- member # 1 o.b.c. da prez- member # 1 if your under 40 dont ask. goodbye for now odie,r.i.p. 11-27-03

07-07-2002, 11:23 AM	#3
MustangKelly96 Registered Member Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: The Great State of Indiana Posts: 353	LMAO!! Thanks for the laugh Chris

07-07-2002, 12:43 PM	#5
digital3.3 Guest Posts: n/a	lol thats some funny stuff

07-07-2002, 06:25 PM	#10
Rev Registered Member Join Date: Nov 1998 Location: Houston, Tx. Posts: 3,887	international community? As I learned recently, we are on Greenwich mean time here on MW. I guess that means we can each set our own schedules, LOL. Rev __________________ '66 Coupe, 306, 350-375 HP, C-4, 13.07 e.t., 104.8 mph, 1/4 mi. O.B.C. #2 '66 coupe

07-07-2002, 09:06 PM	#11
PKRWUD Junior Member Join Date: Mar 1999 Location: Ventura, California Posts: 8,981	I'm thinking it's almost happy hour in Hawaii right now, so let's see, that's GMT, minus 11 hours... HEY BARTENDER!!! Take care, -Chris __________________ Webmaster: Rice Haters Club Jim Porter Racing Peckerwoods Pit Stop Support Your Local RED & WHITE!

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