The 12 redneck days of Christmas

tireburner163 · 12-25-2001, 05:52 PM

Ok some of our southern members may have heard these before, but I'm bettin some our Yankee....OPPS......ummm.....I mean northern members havn't heard them

12 pack of Bud
11 wreseling tickets
10 Copenhagen
9 years probation
8 table dancers
7 packs of Redman
6 cans of Spam
5 flanel shirts
4 big mud tire
3 shotgun shells
2 huntin dogs

Everyone now(draw it out)
And some parts to a Mustang GT!!!!!!!!

Merry Christmas everybody

69fastback · 12-25-2001, 08:02 PM

lol that is pretty good.

12-25-2001, 08:06 PM

That was just tooo good. Hope you had a great one we did. Now its Happy New Year Time hope you have a safe and a good one.

RAGE_5.0 · 12-25-2001, 08:11 PM

that was pretty funny

6T9PONY · 12-26-2001, 01:53 AM

At least you can make fun of yourself, burner.

Crazy Horse GT · 12-26-2001, 02:03 AM

hey tireburner, i wonder if they got the 12 yankee day's of christmas?.i can say yankee hehe, im married to one, uuppss sorry lee haha,it would have to involve moving to fla in there somewhere haha,see ya.

Mercury · 12-26-2001, 03:21 AM

Okay. This is scary, I got a 12 pack of Bud, 5 Flannel Shirts, and some Parts to my Mustang GT for X-mass. Actualy.

Dangit. I'm a redneck no way of getting around it.

Crazy Horse GT · 12-26-2001, 03:52 AM

bwhahaha just go with the flow merc!

tireburner163 · 12-26-2001, 02:53 PM

Hey Merc, to be a real Redneck you have to leave cold beer and pickled eggs for Santa

Strawberryblond · 12-26-2001, 04:18 PM

So I guess since you have the 12 days for a Redneck.. I would fill you in on the 12 days for the Northwest! Actually it's been changed to ..."For Christmas in the Northwest my true love gave to me..." instead of the traditional "On the __ day of Christmas my true love gave to me..."

Here goes... (clears throat)

For Christmas in the Northwest my true love gave to me....

~ An MVP for Ichiro
~ Two painted pigs (as a form of art, painted pig sculptures were placed throughout seattle)
~ Three Double Talls
~ Fourty days of rain
~ Five SUV's
~ Beds of blooming tulips
~ Scones from the Puyallup (it's an annual fair/amusement park)
~ All of Bill Gates' money
~ Skiing when it's sunny
~ 1/2 year sale at Nordstrom
~ Streams w/ spawning salmon

Now that I read through it, I guess you have to be from the NW to appreciate it.

~ Sorry ~

Crazy Horse GT · 12-27-2001, 09:40 AM

haha ive been to seattle back in the late 80's,when i was in the navy we docked there for the mariner's fair,or week something like that,we got to go to the kingdom-history- for a baseball game, i liked it,amd vancouver very much ,but your right it rains alot, but everybody was real nice to us,hehe i think punk rock was the big thing back then,it was fun the space needle is cool,see ya.

12-25-2001, 05:52 PM	#1
tireburner163 It's a lot like a race car Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: Meridian, MS Posts: 4,130	The 12 redneck days of Christmas Ok some of our southern members may have heard these before, but I'm bettin some our Yankee....OPPS......ummm.....I mean northern members havn't heard them 12 pack of Bud 11 wreseling tickets 10 Copenhagen 9 years probation 8 table dancers 7 packs of Redman 6 cans of Spam 5 flanel shirts 4 big mud tire 3 shotgun shells 2 huntin dogs Everyone now(draw it out) And some parts to a Mustang GT!!!!!!!! Merry Christmas everybody __________________ 1987 Buick T-type 1998 HD Electra Elide

12-25-2001, 08:02 PM	#2
69fastback IRAQ VET Join Date: Feb 2000 Location: high desert California Posts: 1,480	lol that is pretty good. __________________ 428 Cobra Jet SOHC 5.4 3V F-150 96 mystic cobra 91 GT

12-25-2001, 08:11 PM	#4
RAGE_5.0 Registered Member Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Leamington, Ontario, Canada Posts: 767	that was pretty funny __________________ Black 1990 Cobra Mac offroad H pipe, Hooker aerochambers , k&n bunch of stuff that I'm to lazy to type out sitting in my room

12-26-2001, 02:03 AM	#6
Crazy Horse GT Registered Member Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Sale Creek, TN. C. S. A. Posts: 4,652	hey tireburner, i wonder if they got the 12 yankee day's of christmas?.i can say yankee hehe, im married to one, uuppss sorry lee haha,it would have to involve moving to fla in there somewhere haha,see ya. __________________ 95 gt vert, lot's of stuff, it aint slow. 04 sonic blue v - six my beater 89 rs camaro iroc turbo hood, other stuff, my wifes ride 84 lx stang cammed up 289 hi po, etc 65 falcon, maybe by the year 2020. black 00gt, gone but never forgotten. R H C- member # 1 o.b.c. da prez- member # 1 if your under 40 dont ask. goodbye for now odie,r.i.p. 11-27-03

12-26-2001, 03:21 AM	#7
Mercury The Redneck James Bond Join Date: Sep 2000 Location: Fayetteville NC Posts: 1,707	Okay. This is scary, I got a 12 pack of Bud, 5 Flannel Shirts, and some Parts to my Mustang GT for X-mass. Actualy. Dangit. I'm a redneck no way of getting around it. __________________ 64 1/2 "D" code Red Mustang Coupe. Red Baron, 2000 Perf Red Mustang GT. 5spd. Stage 2 CNC heads with Large Valves, Comp Cams (270-274 dur .550 lift), Forged Crank, DRP pistons, Manly H-beams, Pro M 87 mm Mass Air, 24lb Inj, 75mm TB, Plenum Spacer ,Long Tube Headers, Homemade H-pipe, 2 chamber Flows, 4:10's, Steeda Tri-Ax, LKW 70/30's, Eibach Drag Springs, Steeda SubFrames, Battle Boxes, Rear Girdle, Adj uppers, Alunimum Drshft, Southside Lift Bars. Project Cars, 64 1/2 6cyl coupe, 1930 Model A Nostalgia Rod.

12-25-2001, 08:06 PM	#3
gt lee Guest Posts: n/a	That was just tooo good. Hope you had a great one we did. Now its Happy New Year Time hope you have a safe and a good one.

12-26-2001, 01:53 AM	#5
6T9PONY All about the Windsor. Join Date: Feb 2000 Posts: 2,052	At least you can make fun of yourself, burner.

12-26-2001, 03:52 AM	#8
Crazy Horse GT Registered Member Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Sale Creek, TN. C. S. A. Posts: 4,652	bwhahaha just go with the flow merc! __________________ 95 gt vert, lot's of stuff, it aint slow. 04 sonic blue v - six my beater 89 rs camaro iroc turbo hood, other stuff, my wifes ride 84 lx stang cammed up 289 hi po, etc 65 falcon, maybe by the year 2020. black 00gt, gone but never forgotten. R H C- member # 1 o.b.c. da prez- member # 1 if your under 40 dont ask. goodbye for now odie,r.i.p. 11-27-03

12-26-2001, 02:53 PM	#9
tireburner163 It's a lot like a race car Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: Meridian, MS Posts: 4,130	Hey Merc, to be a real Redneck you have to leave cold beer and pickled eggs for Santa __________________ 1987 Buick T-type 1998 HD Electra Elide

12-26-2001, 04:18 PM	#10
Strawberryblond Registered Member Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: Seattle Posts: 25	Christmas in the Northwest! So I guess since you have the 12 days for a Redneck.. I would fill you in on the 12 days for the Northwest! Actually it's been changed to ..."For Christmas in the Northwest my true love gave to me..." instead of the traditional "On the __ day of Christmas my true love gave to me..." Here goes... (clears throat) For Christmas in the Northwest my true love gave to me.... ~ An MVP for Ichiro ~ Two painted pigs (as a form of art, painted pig sculptures were placed throughout seattle) ~ Three Double Talls ~ Fourty days of rain ~ Five SUV's ~ Beds of blooming tulips ~ Scones from the Puyallup (it's an annual fair/amusement park) ~ All of Bill Gates' money ~ Skiing when it's sunny ~ 1/2 year sale at Nordstrom ~ Streams w/ spawning salmon Now that I read through it, I guess you have to be from the NW to appreciate it. ~ Sorry ~

12-27-2001, 09:40 AM	#11
Crazy Horse GT Registered Member Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Sale Creek, TN. C. S. A. Posts: 4,652	haha ive been to seattle back in the late 80's,when i was in the navy we docked there for the mariner's fair,or week something like that,we got to go to the kingdom-history- for a baseball game, i liked it,amd vancouver very much ,but your right it rains alot, but everybody was real nice to us,hehe i think punk rock was the big thing back then,it was fun the space needle is cool,see ya. __________________ 95 gt vert, lot's of stuff, it aint slow. 04 sonic blue v - six my beater 89 rs camaro iroc turbo hood, other stuff, my wifes ride 84 lx stang cammed up 289 hi po, etc 65 falcon, maybe by the year 2020. black 00gt, gone but never forgotten. R H C- member # 1 o.b.c. da prez- member # 1 if your under 40 dont ask. goodbye for now odie,r.i.p. 11-27-03 Last edited by Crazy Horse GT; 12-27-2001 at 02:48 PM..

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