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Crazy Horse GT 03-17-2002 09:16 AM

jeff gordon is getting taken to the cleaner's,hehe
 
well,well little jeff's wife is divorceing him, she is taking his punka-- to the cleaners hahaha,his true color's must be coming out that he really bat's on the other team,hahaha:D :D :D

PKRWUD 03-17-2002 10:08 AM

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From Turner Sports Interactive
The paper reported that after seven years of marriage, Brooke Gordon cited the union as "irretrievably broken as a result of the husband's marital misconduct," according to court documents filed in Palm Beach County (Fla.) Circuit Court.

Sounds like ol Jeffy was nailing the gardener (or the paper boy). What an idiot. Brooke is a knockout, IMO.

BTW, your boy won yesterday. Today is Bill's turn.

Take care,
-Chris

Crazy Horse GT 03-17-2002 10:23 AM

pkrwud i missed yesterday's race ,it figure's ,if my boy can't win today i will root for bill or sterling marlin-tn boy, but i knew brooke was just marrying gordo for his money:D

joe4speed 03-17-2002 12:34 PM

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Originally posted by PKRWUD


Sounds like ol Jeffy was nailing the gardener (or the paper boy).

LOL Jeff Gordon is ghey???

PKRWUD 03-17-2002 05:09 PM

You have to ask???

RAGE_5.0 03-17-2002 05:44 PM

of course jeff gordon is gay

92RS350 03-17-2002 05:55 PM

I give gordon 2 weeks until he goes on the Rosie o donnel show (W/ his date Jimmie Johnson)and comes out of the closet.

PKRWUD 03-17-2002 06:11 PM

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Originally posted by 92RS350
I give gordon 2 weeks until he goes on the Rosie o donnel show (W/ his date Jimmie Johnson)and comes out of the closet.
ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!

Now that was a great reply!

Thanx.

Take care,
-Chris

69fastback 03-17-2002 06:29 PM

Yeah LOL i think it is funny. Everyone knows he is gay. I was happy that he got hit and didn't win the race today. I hate it when that guy wins.

joe4speed 03-18-2002 01:57 AM

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Originally posted by PKRWUD
You have to ask???
LOL I guess I've been out of the loop!

I should have known by the stupid "Rainbow Warrior" thing!! LOL :eek:

I always thought he was, but never knew for sure!!! LMAO

Crazy Horse GT 03-18-2002 08:43 AM

a gordon joke -kinda long ,bare with me-ok when jeff & brooke got married he put abig foot locker at the bottom of the bed,locked it up and put the key on his necklace ,well 5 years go by & brooke say's jeff what is in the locker, jeff say's well i guess i will show you,so he open's it ,inside is 3 ear's of corn & 75,000 dollar's ,brooke say's what is the corn for, jeff say's well everytime me & ray evernham have sex he give's me a ear of corn,she say's well 3 times in 5 year's i can let that go ,but what about the money? jeffy say's everytime i save a bushel i sell it.:D :D

mustangdani55 03-18-2002 09:32 AM

Marty, you should be ashamed of yourself, and you too Chris.;)


Looks like Tony got banged up pretty bad :( I really felt bad for Kenny Schrader when he jumped out of his car and ran over to Tony's window..Don't cha just know what was goin thru his mind??????:eek:

Crazy Horse GT 03-18-2002 02:01 PM

ok danni i am ashamed,i hate tony wrecked but that's nascar letting lapped traffic get in the way, tony is the ONLY gm driver i like the rest are pr---'s:D :D :D :rolleyes:

Mercury 03-18-2002 02:33 PM

Hey Crazy Horse...I'm a Jeff Burton fan also. I have been since I've been watching Nascar. The first race I watched was the Darlington Race where Burton and Gordon were trading paint the last lap to win a million dollars. Sparks flying, It was awesome.

I have a good bit of Burton stuff sitting in my room.

GO #99

Crazy Horse GT 03-18-2002 03:05 PM

right on merc have you got the little jeff driver with the wheel inhis hand's if you drop him it talk's, hehe i took it to the brickyard with me& pinned it on my shoulder, i have a bunch of j burton stuff & his autograph ,l8ter.:D :D

mustangdani55 03-19-2002 12:02 PM

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Originally posted by crazy horse gt
ok danni i am ashamed,i hate tony wrecked but that's nascar letting lapped traffic get in the way, tony is the ONLY gm driver i like the rest are pr---'s:D :D :D :rolleyes:
yeah but he is ok now they released him from the hospital this morning. Lapped traffic sucks. I realize that they are trying not to get lapped, but if i saw someone that was in the lead come up behind me and start to pass, i would definately get out of the way,,common courtesy. I mean how likely was Buckshot Jones to take the race anyway??? He wasn't even paying attention to the traffic behind him...I also realize that he is trying for points, but at least he wouldn't have gotten a dnf!!! sorry for the rant..crappy day.;)

Crazy Horse GT 03-19-2002 01:34 PM

i agree tony got screwed ,so did steve park & rickey craven & other's, it was totally uncalled for that's why nacar isnt what it used to be,it's a big money sport now,just like all sport's are ,but i still got hockey,go red wing's:D :D :rolleyes:

mustangdani55 03-19-2002 03:39 PM

well i hate to do this but Marty I am begging to differ. I am really into the circle track and ovaltrack racing. I see this stuff happen all the time. ALL THE TIME week in and week out. I think Nascar is better now than it used to be. Cept i don't care for the one engine rule. that sux.
If some of the drivers were more careful on the track they could avoid some stuff...not all but some. I think it takes a far more skilled driver to do that than it does to run a straight line. I like the ideas of having to use your brain while running around the track. I mean, how hard is it to push the gas to the floor and run a straight line? don't get me wrong, i love racing of any kind, but i think Nascar had made racing what it is today

1965GTO 03-20-2002 01:59 AM

They don't have any kids right? So I don't think she will get everything she wants. If I was the judge she would get her stuff and a reasonable amount of money, that is all. She accuses him of improper behavior, well that is her opinion. She probably drove him away like most women do. I picked old Sterling to win last week. Anyone play NASCAR Heat? Lets race sometime!

Crazy Horse GT 03-20-2002 08:37 AM

danni i still like nascar,but everyone is so greedy now, plus i was a BIG allison fan & the bama gang,i guess that's why i like tony ,he kinda reminds me of davey,hey gto i knew all along brooke only married opie for his dinero i dont think she should get,all that she is asking for, but if she does ,i am on my way to fla. hehe jk:D :p


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