Joke of the day.

Fox Body · 01-01-2002, 03:15 PM

The Loyal Butler

There was this single, rich, highly physically endowed

(attractive) young woman who owned a huge house. A strong, loyal butler worked for her and took care her house. One day she was invited to a party where a lot of other rich people were going to attend. She dressed up in her finest clothes which made her look quite tempting. Then she left that evening and told the butler that he could take the night off and to have fun. Since she would be away for a couple of hours at a party, she didn't feel right making the butler clean up.
She soon arrived at the mansion where the party took place. She tried to intermingle with the people there, but all of them were really snobby and caught up in their wealth. She was not that type of person and found that she could not honestly hold any meaningful conversation with any of the snobs there and decided to leave early-- about 30 minutes into the party. Now she would have nothing to do for the rest of the evening and worried about being borred out of her mind. What would she do?
In her seductively stunning outfit, when she arrived at her home, she met her butler in the hallway. "Butler", she said. "You are my loyal servant and will do anything I say, right?" He responds, "Yes my lady, I am your loyal butler." So she says to him, "I want you to go upstairs to my bedroom and wait for me there." He says "Yes ma'am" and quickly goes. She follows the muscular butler to the bedroom and slowly looks him up and down for a moment without saying a word. Then she says to him with a sweet, soft voice, "Will you please remove my coat."
"Yes ma'am"
"Now I want you to remove my shoes"
"Yes ma'am"
"Now, loyal butler," she says with a sparkle in her eyes, "now, please take off my silk blouse"
For a moment, the butler hesitated, but being the loyal butler that he was, did as she asked, "Uh...uh ....yes ma'am."
Now, with that same sweet, soft, desiring voice the attractive woman said "My loyal butler, please remove my skirt, now."
"Uh, yes ma'am"
Then, from sweet, luscious, juicy, red lips, the woman asks, "Now my loyal butler who will serve me in whatever way I please, I want you to remove my bra."
The butler kinda gagged and turned really red. He started stutterring and said, "uh, ur, ....ye, ye, yes, m, mm, m ,ma'am," and with slightly trembling hands, began to slowly remove her size 34-C bra.
Then with a sparkle in her deep, blue eyes, she softly utter the words into his ear, "Butler, I want you to reach down with your strong hands and gently take off my soft, satin panties."
The butler, very nervous now and kinda trembling, responded, "Uh, uh, ya, ya ,yesss, m, ma, ma'am, I wa, wa, will do as you request."
"My loyal butler", she says firmly, "now I don't ever want to catch you wearing any of my clothes again!"
"Yes, ma'am"

dinomite · 01-01-2002, 03:29 PM

BWAHHAHAHAHA

joegodfrey · 01-01-2002, 03:47 PM

Good one

01-01-2002, 04:08 PM

That was just to good, HaHaHaHa laughed my butt off.

Crazy Horse GT · 01-01-2002, 05:30 PM

tireburner163 · 01-01-2002, 05:35 PM

BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!
Now THAT was funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!

6T9PONY · 01-02-2002, 12:02 AM

That's comedy!

Fox Body · 01-02-2002, 08:49 AM

Aaaah yeah, and see, I bet all you guys' minds were in the gutter. Heh, heh. You should be ashamed of yourselves.

Crazy Horse GT · 01-02-2002, 09:09 AM

of course our minds were in the gutter muahahaha

lx mike · 01-03-2002, 02:03 PM

haven't seen that one in a while, almost had me there for a minute

1969Mach1 · 01-03-2002, 02:14 PM

Ohh.. man that was a good one. LMAO.... You started to get me alittle excited there. lol hahaha...

Take Care Guys,
nothing like a good joke to chear you up.

1969Mach1 · 01-03-2002, 03:49 PM

This joke is going to get me in some trouble but I found it pretty funny. lol It's just a joke and I don't go by it at all.

A first grade teacher explains to her class that she is an American. She asks her students to raise their hands if they were American too. Not really knowing why but wanting to be like their teacher, their hands explode into the air like flashy fireworks. There is, however, one exception. A girl named Kristen has not gone along with the crowd. The teacher asks her why she has decided to be different. "Because I am not an American." "Then", asks the teacher, "What are you?" "I'm a proud Canadian," boasts the little girl. The teacher is a little perturbed now, her face slightly red. She asks Kristen why she is a Canadian. "Well, my mom and dad are Canadians, so I'm a Canadian too." The teacher is now angry. "That's no reason," she says loudly. "What if your mom was a moron, and your dad was a moron. What would you be then?" A pause, and a smile. ”Then," says Kristen, "I'd be an American."

I AM CANADIAN!!!
lol But I love you Americans too.

I want your fine woman and hot weather. hehehe

01-03-2002, 03:51 PM

The other night I was invited out for a night with "the boys".
I told my wife that I would be home by midnight ..promise!
Well, the hours passed and the beer was going down way too easy. At around 2:30 a.m., drunk as a skunk, I headed for home. Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hall started up and cuckooed 3 times.
Quickly, I realized she'd probably wake up, so I cuckooed another 9 times. I was really proud of myself, having a quick-witted solution, even when smashed, to escape a possible conflict.
The next morning my wife asked me what time I got in, and I told her twelve o'clock. She didn't seem disturbed at all. Whew! Got away with that one! She then told me that we needed a new cuckoo clock. When I asked her why, she said, "Well, last night our clock cuckooed three times, then said "oh ****," cuckooed 4 more times, cleared it's throat, cuckooed another 3 times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, and then farted.

mustangdani55 · 01-03-2002, 05:27 PM

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahhahahaha ha
lmfao both times!!!!!

01-03-2002, 06:08 PM

Thanks they were just to good, needed another couple good laughs, keep em coming, I'm not good at telling jokes but I sure love em.

mustangman65_79 · 01-03-2002, 07:52 PM

I laughed both times, sorry 1969Mach1, no laugh from me.

joegodfrey · 01-03-2002, 09:58 PM

Gotta love the clock one, I can see myself doing something like that. Actually I'm sure I have. I'll admit that I did laugh at 1969Mach1's even though I'm a red blooded American, some humor transends nationality.

1969Mach1 · 01-05-2002, 01:00 AM

Yup it was all in good humour. We take alot of abuse from you americans with jokes. lol I watch some of those American shows (They are better then our Canadian ones) and I always here wise cracks about Canadians. I'll find some more jokes to post. =) I always love a good joke.

lx mike · 01-06-2002, 06:21 AM

Quote:

, "Well, last night our clock cuckooed three times, then said "oh ****," cuckooed 4 more times, cleared it's throat, cuckooed another 3 times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, and then farted.

bwaaahahahahahahhahah!! i bet that guy won't be going out for a while after that!!!

mean81GT · 01-07-2002, 09:27 AM

1969mach....what ahhhhhre yoo talkin abooot? we never say anything bad abooot canadians. eh?

01-01-2002, 03:15 PM	#1
Fox Body Mustang Maniac Join Date: Sep 2000 Location: GA, U.S.A Posts: 2,266	Joke of the day. The Loyal Butler There was this single, rich, highly physically endowed (attractive) young woman who owned a huge house. A strong, loyal butler worked for her and took care her house. One day she was invited to a party where a lot of other rich people were going to attend. She dressed up in her finest clothes which made her look quite tempting. Then she left that evening and told the butler that he could take the night off and to have fun. Since she would be away for a couple of hours at a party, she didn't feel right making the butler clean up. She soon arrived at the mansion where the party took place. She tried to intermingle with the people there, but all of them were really snobby and caught up in their wealth. She was not that type of person and found that she could not honestly hold any meaningful conversation with any of the snobs there and decided to leave early-- about 30 minutes into the party. Now she would have nothing to do for the rest of the evening and worried about being borred out of her mind. What would she do? In her seductively stunning outfit, when she arrived at her home, she met her butler in the hallway. "Butler", she said. "You are my loyal servant and will do anything I say, right?" He responds, "Yes my lady, I am your loyal butler." So she says to him, "I want you to go upstairs to my bedroom and wait for me there." He says "Yes ma'am" and quickly goes. She follows the muscular butler to the bedroom and slowly looks him up and down for a moment without saying a word. Then she says to him with a sweet, soft voice, "Will you please remove my coat." "Yes ma'am" "Now I want you to remove my shoes" "Yes ma'am" "Now, loyal butler," she says with a sparkle in her eyes, "now, please take off my silk blouse" For a moment, the butler hesitated, but being the loyal butler that he was, did as she asked, "Uh...uh ....yes ma'am." Now, with that same sweet, soft, desiring voice the attractive woman said "My loyal butler, please remove my skirt, now." "Uh, yes ma'am" Then, from sweet, luscious, juicy, red lips, the woman asks, "Now my loyal butler who will serve me in whatever way I please, I want you to remove my bra." The butler kinda gagged and turned really red. He started stutterring and said, "uh, ur, ....ye, ye, yes, m, mm, m ,ma'am," and with slightly trembling hands, began to slowly remove her size 34-C bra. Then with a sparkle in her deep, blue eyes, she softly utter the words into his ear, "Butler, I want you to reach down with your strong hands and gently take off my soft, satin panties." The butler, very nervous now and kinda trembling, responded, "Uh, uh, ya, ya ,yesss, m, ma, ma'am, I wa, wa, will do as you request." "My loyal butler", she says firmly, "now I don't ever want to catch you wearing any of my clothes again!" "Yes, ma'am" __________________ 351W-powered 1979 Ford Mustang Ghia notchback '79 Video @ Idle Stock 5.8L under 4" cowl 'glass hood, C4 w/ Transgo shift kit, Holley 750 cfm, Edelbrock Performer RPM intake; Fluidyne Al radiator, Flexalite 175 electric fan, 1 5/8" MAC shorty headers, FRPP Al driveshaft; S&W 6-point cage; 2.5" Off road H-pipe, 2-chamber Flowmasters, 8.8" Rear w/ 3.55s; Weld wheels (15x6;15x8), Front: 225/60/15, Rear: 275/50/15 Nitto NT 555R Drag Radials; 14 x 4” K&N X-stream air filter. '92 GT (5-speed) Small In Car Video Stock 5.0L, 2-chamber Flowmasters, MAC CAI, Tri-Ax, Al pedals... "Red, thou art my companion. Hasten now your quickened metamorphosis to Green that I may conquer all who dare abide there beside me. May they be left thither behind burnt black." ---Fox Body

01-01-2002, 03:29 PM	#2
dinomite The Dude Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Arlington, VA Posts: 1,262	BWAHHAHAHAHA __________________ AIM: dinomite1, roadracestang http://dinomite.net

01-01-2002, 05:30 PM	#5
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01-01-2002, 05:35 PM	#6
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01-02-2002, 08:49 AM	#8
Fox Body Mustang Maniac Join Date: Sep 2000 Location: GA, U.S.A Posts: 2,266	Aaaah yeah, and see, I bet all you guys' minds were in the gutter. Heh, heh. You should be ashamed of yourselves. __________________ 351W-powered 1979 Ford Mustang Ghia notchback '79 Video @ Idle Stock 5.8L under 4" cowl 'glass hood, C4 w/ Transgo shift kit, Holley 750 cfm, Edelbrock Performer RPM intake; Fluidyne Al radiator, Flexalite 175 electric fan, 1 5/8" MAC shorty headers, FRPP Al driveshaft; S&W 6-point cage; 2.5" Off road H-pipe, 2-chamber Flowmasters, 8.8" Rear w/ 3.55s; Weld wheels (15x6;15x8), Front: 225/60/15, Rear: 275/50/15 Nitto NT 555R Drag Radials; 14 x 4” K&N X-stream air filter. '92 GT (5-speed) Small In Car Video Stock 5.0L, 2-chamber Flowmasters, MAC CAI, Tri-Ax, Al pedals... "Red, thou art my companion. Hasten now your quickened metamorphosis to Green that I may conquer all who dare abide there beside me. May they be left thither behind burnt black." ---Fox Body

01-01-2002, 03:47 PM	#3
joegodfrey Registered Member Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: Syracuse, NY Posts: 39	Good one

01-01-2002, 04:08 PM	#4
gt lee Guest Posts: n/a	That was just to good, HaHaHaHa laughed my butt off.

01-02-2002, 12:02 AM	#7
6T9PONY All about the Windsor. Join Date: Feb 2000 Posts: 2,052	That's comedy!

01-02-2002, 09:09 AM	#9
Crazy Horse GT Registered Member Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Sale Creek, TN. C. S. A. Posts: 4,652	of course our minds were in the gutter muahahaha __________________ 95 gt vert, lot's of stuff, it aint slow. 04 sonic blue v - six my beater 89 rs camaro iroc turbo hood, other stuff, my wifes ride 84 lx stang cammed up 289 hi po, etc 65 falcon, maybe by the year 2020. black 00gt, gone but never forgotten. R H C- member # 1 o.b.c. da prez- member # 1 if your under 40 dont ask. goodbye for now odie,r.i.p. 11-27-03

01-03-2002, 02:03 PM	#10
lx mike Undescribable Join Date: Sep 1998 Location: Ft Myers Fla Posts: 1,539	haven't seen that one in a while, almost had me there for a minute __________________ Rice Haters Club Member #101

01-03-2002, 02:14 PM	#11
1969Mach1 HEY I CAN SET A NAME NOW! Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: Ontario, Canada Posts: 2,556	Ohh.. man that was a good one. LMAO.... You started to get me alittle excited there. lol hahaha... Take Care Guys, nothing like a good joke to chear you up. __________________ 1969 Mustang Mach 1Sold 351-4V Windsor, 4 Speed MACH 1 - Moving At The Speed Of Sound. 1979 Mustang Indianapolis 500 Pace Car For Sale - Email me for Info 302-2V, 3-Speed Auto One of 2,106 made One of 405 sent to Canada. Yes those are caution lights, and No you can't pass me when there on. Ricer Hater's Club - Member #4

01-03-2002, 03:49 PM	#12
1969Mach1 HEY I CAN SET A NAME NOW! Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: Ontario, Canada Posts: 2,556	This joke is going to get me in some trouble but I found it pretty funny. lol It's just a joke and I don't go by it at all. A first grade teacher explains to her class that she is an American. She asks her students to raise their hands if they were American too. Not really knowing why but wanting to be like their teacher, their hands explode into the air like flashy fireworks. There is, however, one exception. A girl named Kristen has not gone along with the crowd. The teacher asks her why she has decided to be different. "Because I am not an American." "Then", asks the teacher, "What are you?" "I'm a proud Canadian," boasts the little girl. The teacher is a little perturbed now, her face slightly red. She asks Kristen why she is a Canadian. "Well, my mom and dad are Canadians, so I'm a Canadian too." The teacher is now angry. "That's no reason," she says loudly. "What if your mom was a moron, and your dad was a moron. What would you be then?" A pause, and a smile. ”Then," says Kristen, "I'd be an American." I AM CANADIAN!!! lol But I love you Americans too. I want your fine woman and hot weather. hehehe __________________ 1969 Mustang Mach 1Sold 351-4V Windsor, 4 Speed MACH 1 - Moving At The Speed Of Sound. 1979 Mustang Indianapolis 500 Pace Car For Sale - Email me for Info 302-2V, 3-Speed Auto One of 2,106 made One of 405 sent to Canada. Yes those are caution lights, and No you can't pass me when there on. Ricer Hater's Club - Member #4

01-03-2002, 03:51 PM	#13
rbatson Guest Posts: n/a	I can see this happening.. The other night I was invited out for a night with "the boys". I told my wife that I would be home by midnight ..promise! Well, the hours passed and the beer was going down way too easy. At around 2:30 a.m., drunk as a skunk, I headed for home. Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hall started up and cuckooed 3 times. Quickly, I realized she'd probably wake up, so I cuckooed another 9 times. I was really proud of myself, having a quick-witted solution, even when smashed, to escape a possible conflict. The next morning my wife asked me what time I got in, and I told her twelve o'clock. She didn't seem disturbed at all. Whew! Got away with that one! She then told me that we needed a new cuckoo clock. When I asked her why, she said, "Well, last night our clock cuckooed three times, then said "oh ****," cuckooed 4 more times, cleared it's throat, cuckooed another 3 times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, and then farted.

01-03-2002, 05:27 PM	#14
mustangdani55 Registered Member Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: Indianapolis, Indiana USA Posts: 334	hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahhahahaha ha lmfao both times!!!!!

01-03-2002, 06:08 PM	#15
gt lee Guest Posts: n/a	Thanks they were just to good, needed another couple good laughs, keep em coming, I'm not good at telling jokes but I sure love em.

01-03-2002, 07:52 PM	#16
mustangman65_79 My poor 79 RIP Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: Suisun City, Posts: 2,320	I laughed both times, sorry 1969Mach1, no laugh from me. __________________ '84 mustang GT turbo '85 LTD '89 Camaro Irocz z28 '94 Lightning '96 Trans am

01-03-2002, 09:58 PM	#17
joegodfrey Registered Member Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: Syracuse, NY Posts: 39	Gotta love the clock one, I can see myself doing something like that. Actually I'm sure I have. I'll admit that I did laugh at 1969Mach1's even though I'm a red blooded American, some humor transends nationality.

01-05-2002, 01:00 AM	#18
1969Mach1 HEY I CAN SET A NAME NOW! Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: Ontario, Canada Posts: 2,556	Yup it was all in good humour. We take alot of abuse from you americans with jokes. lol I watch some of those American shows (They are better then our Canadian ones) and I always here wise cracks about Canadians. I'll find some more jokes to post. =) I always love a good joke. __________________ 1969 Mustang Mach 1Sold 351-4V Windsor, 4 Speed MACH 1 - Moving At The Speed Of Sound. 1979 Mustang Indianapolis 500 Pace Car For Sale - Email me for Info 302-2V, 3-Speed Auto One of 2,106 made One of 405 sent to Canada. Yes those are caution lights, and No you can't pass me when there on. Ricer Hater's Club - Member #4

01-07-2002, 09:27 AM	#20
mean81GT Registered Member Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: NY Posts: 299	1969mach....what ahhhhhre yoo talkin abooot? we never say anything bad abooot canadians. eh? __________________ I'm a glutton for punishment.

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